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2009-12-24, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Owch, not fun. *Hugs*
Hey, cheer up, at least you and your family got presents this year.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-24 at 03:17 PM.
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2009-12-24, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Sounds like they over-reacted. It's just a gift.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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2009-12-24, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
He's not actually mad at me. He was able to smooth it over, and play it off. In fact, he bought her an extra smaller gift just in case his cover got blown...
But yeah. I just feel like an idiot for almost blowing the suprise.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-24, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*Hugs* It's okay.
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2009-12-24, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Well, I decided to restart Sapphire and make the LG.
My Treecko is Nale.
Any ideas what Pokemon I should have as the rest of Linear Guild? I'm making a collab team if I need, so I might end up with Leeky and Hilgya.Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-12-24 at 03:40 PM.
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2009-12-24, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-24, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Let's Call it Crack!mas
Alright guys, Zanaril have argued long and hard over this. Insults were thrown and apologies were sincere, and we may have a hospital bill or two that needs to be paid, but the winner of the contest has been decided.* Let's have a big round of applause for...
half-halfling and his Canon's Panel -CaptureŽ spell comic! As the winner, half-halfling, you can rewrite the Opening Post. Simply shoot me a pm with the format you want, and I'll implement it. If you don't put the previous thread links in or the tables or anything, I'll just stick them in at the bottom. Since you said you're not a native speaker (Which honestly surprised me) just tell me if you want me to edit for grammar and spelling or anything, okay?
Anyway, sorry to all the not-winners. You all did good, but there can only ever be one winner.
Have a great holiday season, everybody!
*Don't worry, I'm lying here. They decided to not charge us at the hospital.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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2009-12-24, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Gotta go, going to the opera.
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2009-12-24, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*hobbles in on crutches*
Don't worry guys, Fiddler's worse off than me.This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-12-24, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Haha, I knew half-halfling would win.
I'm glad I'm writing with a computer rather than with pen and paper, because if it was the latter, my paper would be illegible since drowned in tears.
Inspiration strikes rarely nowadays, so when it came with a continuation of ShinyDelusion's story, I didn't turn my nose up at it.
SpoilerAfter preventing Elan to further violate him or degrade the situation even more with a well-aimed Cone of Cold, Vaarsuvius found himself before Haley's door. Grief for his best friend wrestled with anger at the bard for making her so miserable all the while being too stupid to realize what he had just done in his mind as he softly knocked on the door.
"Miss Starshine?" the elf asked timidly.
His only reply was heart-breaking sobbing.
"Miss Starshine..." Vaarsuvius repeated as he slowly opened the thankfully unlocked door.
His best friend was sitting on the edge of her bed, face buried in her hands as she wept miserably and shook madly. He walked to her silently and gently put his hands on her shoulders when he reached her.
Haley lowered her hands from her face when she felt the touch and looked up. "J?" she uttered softly, visibly surprised he deigned to come to her. "Z vqicdy qrjp ouibu Z brvu'm wiiy puicwq siv hic!" she then said, choking back many tears.
"Miss Starshine," Vaarsuvius started soothingly, "I swear to the ancient elven god of knowledge and, most importantly, you, that it was not what it looked like."
Haley's crying doubled. "Ui! Yiu'm dzp mi lrop lp sppd epmmpn! Z yiu'm ypvpnjp zm!" She buried her face back in her hands as she began trembling even more. "Z upjpn yzy!"
Varsuvius didn't understand a word, but her sobs were answer enough. He firmly clasped her wrists and forced her hands away from her face. "Miss Starshine," he said softly before making a pause. "...Haley," he corrected. "Have I ever lied to you?"
Haley stopped shaking and sobbing as she looked right in his beautiful eyes. "Ui..."
He helped her off the bed. Haley stood up and, taller than the elf, looked down to see him smile softly. He let go of her hands to cup her face with his own.
"I would rather die one thousand deaths than hurt you," he said caringly as he tilted her head down and tiptoed to close tenderly the gap between their lips.
Haley's eyes widened but before long, they closed as she wrapped her arms around her best friend and pulled him closer, kissing back lovingly.
'Forget Elan,' she thought as she deepened the kiss, 'V's everything I need.'
Feels out of character and too mushy though.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-24 at 04:44 PM.
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2009-12-24, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-24, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-24, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Good. If you think I reacted strongly, it's because you really scared me. My favorite kitty videos, btw, is this (more cute than funny) and this (and Elan would love it.
What? Don't you know Pokemon teaches children witchcraft!
It must be true if a preacher says it.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2009-12-25 at 05:27 AM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2009-12-24, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2009-12-24, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-24, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-24, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-24, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hannukah is a bit stereotyped by non-Jewish/non orthodox people. My family, for example, is orthodox and we don't follow the present scheme very much. It kind of annoys me when people assume you get eight presents if you're Jewish, and while some people do that, the overwhelming majority of families who give presents on Hannukah are not orthodox or not even Jewish.
Hoping not to offend anyone there.
Edit: Gah, ninjad by the person this was directed at.Last edited by silversaraph; 2009-12-24 at 04:20 PM.
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2009-12-24, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2009-12-24, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Haha, no thanks. I'd rather date Miko, even if her idea of resting is laying in a muddy ditch using sharp rocks as pillows and eating lichen for breakfast. Or Haley, who's slightly less nuts.
Speaking of which, here's the translation to her post-treasure stress disorder speech for those who're interested:
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Haley lowered her hands from her face when she felt the touch and looked up. "V?" she uttered softly, visibly surprised he deigned to come to her. "I should have known I wasn't good enough for you!" she then said, choking back many tears.
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Haley's crying doubled. "No! Don't lie to make me feel better! I don't deserve it!" She buried her face back in her hands as she began trembling even more. "I never did!"
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Haley stopped shaking and sobbing as she looked right in his beautiful eyes. "No..."
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These are the lines that make me question whether Haley was in character or not.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-24 at 05:35 PM.
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2009-12-24, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-24, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Phew.
Now, to write a sequel where V knocks up Haley. If ShinyDelusion's okay with it.
( Whee! I've always wanted to raise a half-human, quarter-elf, quarter-camel baby!)Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-24 at 05:40 PM.
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2009-12-24, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Oh boy. That would be hard to explain to Elan if those two started dating afterwards...
Aww! Look at its little pointy ears! How long is it until babies get their adult ears?
Woah. Ninja'd!
Of course, we're assuming Elan has a knowledge of reproduction past the basic mechanics necessary...Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-24 at 05:59 PM.
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2009-12-24, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I'm not even sure he knows sex leads to babies.
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2009-12-24, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-24, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
You know what this means, Coffee? Once we catch Cloask, you can practice your vet skills on him.
That was hilarious!
It's perfect! Especially since V is the Village Bike in this thread.
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2009-12-24, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I agree with Zanaril; it's mushy in a good way!
As for whether or not it was in character, V was definitely plenty close enough, and as far as Haley goes, since this was back when she was working through her "I'm not good enough" issues and she just saw something debatably traumatizing, I find her completely believable.
As for V knocking up Haley later... If you can live with disappointing Haley's Latent Bisexuality like that...
If/when I ever write my own continuation, I might consider trying to make it consistent with this bit. Either way, I'm glad my work could be an inspiration to you!
And that cat video was hysterical!Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2009-12-24 at 06:50 PM.
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2009-12-24, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-24, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh well, I know better than anyone that there can be ONLY ONE!
*Swings sword wildly*
In other news; IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS; I love CHRISTMAS, where my family gathers round the tree, opens presents and then goes into the next room to watch CHRISTMAS classics while eating traditional CHRISTMAS food like egg rolls and corn-on-the-cob.Doliest's crimes against good taste
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An Uwe Boll fan, and proud of it. LONG LIVE THE BOLL!
Also a Michael Bay fan.
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Likes FATAL..... No, I'm sorry, but no. Everything else on this list? I like, but while I've done many horrible things in my life, I WILL NOT claim to like FATAL.
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2009-12-24, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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