Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XXXIII - "1 Plot, 2 Plot, Dead Plot, New Plot"

[Mina Kobold]

Green Q dosen't look too bad for a drawing.

EDIT:MadMask: The same reson this may concern people:

Now I want a sponge, gimme *steals sponge*

Hahaha you can't catch me, try again in ten years!

*steals speedos just for the One Piece reference*

[GrlumpTheElder]

...On another note, Grlump's Canadian apperently!

Um.. Where did this come from?

Wow, that must be hard to impose, what "aboot" all the poor Scotsmen that should be fined?

Also some parts of England.

Oh, right, the accent.

I was trying to give him a west-country/cornish accent (Think stereotypical English Farmer for those not familliar with different English Accents)


Haven't been around for a couple of days. I've been filming a war film with some friends. Filming is almost done and we're looking at a possibility of it being shown in a cinema in my local town when it's all cut together! We've even got a man who directed the BBC orchestra to write the music for us (and I got to keep my costume. The Germans sure knew how to make comfy coats!)

I digress...

yay, another helper on out EPIC QUEST! :D

[Calamity]

Cornish, eh?

Well I'm not too familar with Cornish accents but I shall try my best to bear that in mind next time.

[X2]

Great comic Q. I will get right on the reply.

[Fay Graydon]

Oh, right, the accent.

I was trying to give him a west-country/cornish accent (Think stereotypical English Farmer for those not familliar with different English Accents)

Well I'm not too familar with Cornish accents but I shall try my best to bear that in mind next time.

Well... I be Born and bread in the west country, Dorset if you wanna be particular... and we sorta talk like yer stereotypical pirates...
Being all common folk, farmers and fishermen...
But if yer wanna know some of our phrases:
"Prar-per jarb" ("proper job" ~ something done right/well)
"Ooh Arr" ("Oh Yes")
"I a'en got nought for'ee" ("I aint got nought for you" ~ "I haven't got anything for you")
"Alright me luvver?" ("Alright my lover?" ~ Used to greet close friends)
"In any case" (A phrase used like "But I digress" or "Anyway...")
"Yer 'n arse" ("Your an Idiot")
"Galls" (Girls)
"Anywhen" (Any time)
"Me ol' mate" ("My old friend")

Just a few ideas ^^ Basically you just have to mate it seem like you don't know nuffin or yer the salt o' the earth... all common like...

Hope this helps.

[licoot]

Just a few ideas ^^ Basically you just have to mate it seem like you don't know nuffin or yer the salt o' the earth... all common like...

Hope this helps.

My friends from the west country and its funny how true that is

[Lyinginbedmon]

Or, for the international amongst us:

That one scene with the incomprehensible farmer and the slightly more comprehensible policeman, Nick Frost, and Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz

[GrlumpTheElder]

Well... I be Born and bread in the west country, Dorset if you wanna be particular... and we sorta talk like yer stereotypical pirates

Didn't know you were from the west country, Fay!

[Mina Kobold]

Didn't know you were from the west country, Fay!

Oi, I'm from the west country too!

Not your west country but still a west country

[Lyinginbedmon]

"A country in the West" does not qualify as "west country"

[CrimsonAngel]

I just burned the fingertips on my right hand. -.-

[Green-Shirt Q]

I just burned the fingertips on my right hand. -.-

Want me to kiss them better?

[Rae Artemi]

Well... I be Born and bread in the west country, Dorset if you wanna be particular

Wait, you are made of bread... This brings up some interesting questions...

[CrimsonAngel]

Want me to kiss them better?

You can try, cupcake.

[GrlumpTheElder]

Wait, you are made of bread... This brings up some interesting questions...

We're all made of bread, us country folk. And our blood is real ale.

[Mina Kobold]

"A country in the West" does not qualify as "west country"

But I'm east of Greenwich...

And I was tyring (and failing) to say that I was born in western Denmark, not that Denmark qualifies as west.

Which mean I was born in continental Europe but lives on an island, weird.

[GrlumpTheElder]

Will eventually make another comic soon, but unfortunatly university 'stuff' has come up...

Yesterday I got my A-Level results but unfortuanly I was just under my lowest offer so didn't get to my chosen universities (I wanted to study Optometry at Aston and Anglia-Ruskin).

So, after 5 hours on the phone to universities, I have been able to be offered a place at the University of Bradford to Study 'Chemistry for Foresnsic Science' for a year then transfer to the optometry course after that, so I'll be spending 4 years at Uni instead of 3.

I still have to wait for them to accept the offer frimly on UCAS, so everything is a bit tense at the moment...

[Fay Graydon]

Didn't know you were from the west country, Fay!

Yarp, Tis a horrible truth... "Dorset Born and Dorset Bred Strong in the arm and fick in the 'ead"
'Cept I'm not strong in the arm... and not exactly thick >.>

Wait, you are made of bread... This brings up some interesting questions...

Like how can I be Gluten intolerant if I'm made of bread? XD

We're all made of bread, us country folk. And our blood is real ale.

Ahhh I must be gluten free bread and ale :P

EDIT:
Appart from the Dorset born and bred ryhm, theres another:
"Oh I can't read an' I can't write... but that don' real matter... 'cuz all I need is one little key, and that is to me tra'er" (Tra'er = Tractor)

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Friends! It's time for the last...

A Date With The Q #10: The Randomizer

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I hope all of you have found these comics funny and heartwarming. But mostly funny.

I am officially OUT of ideas for it, though. If I think of any more, I may start this up again and call it season 2.

End already? Aww....it was awesome miniseries

[Mina Kobold]

End already? Aww....it was awesome miniseries

We must make annoying and pointless tie-ins that explain essential plot-points!

Or we could bug Q until he make something else like it

[Rae Artemi]

We're all made of bread, us country folk. And our blood is real ale.

Wait, wait, wait.. if you are made of bread, and... grilled cheese sandwich... but you... sandwich... CANNIBAL!

[Green-Shirt Q]

End already? Aww....it was awesome miniseries

Don't want to outstay your welcome. That's my motto. Always leave them hungry.

We must make annoying and pointless tie-ins that explain essential plot-points!

Or we could bug Q until he make something else like it

Like what did you have in mind?

[GrlumpTheElder]

Like what did you have in mind?

Q's SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

[CrimsonAngel]

Q never dated Chris.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Q never dated Chris.

Or Lying, thank smeg.

[CrimsonAngel]

He would probably be a one night stand for Q.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Q's SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

That doesn't sound like it would have the same variety A Date With The Q had.

Q never dated Chris.

That's because I couldn't think of any characters flaws to make fun of.

It's not that your personality is flawless or anything. It's just I couldn't think of any that would translate well to satirical comic format.

Also, I'm too lazy to draw your character's template.

Or Lying, thank smeg.

There's a reason for that, actually.

Oh, Q's rivalry with Lying was ALWAYS in that perspective. Which is partially why he's doing this now that Lying is engaged (married?). He's trying to fill the void!

[CrimsonAngel]

It's not too hard to draw. I mean, you drew Fay >.>

[Fay Graydon]

Q's SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

XD Oh god just the thought of anyone in ABR doing supermarket sweep... there would be so much cheating and it would be chaos...

It's not too hard to draw. I mean, you drew Fay >.>

Hey I'm not that hard to...
...
I totally am aren't I

[Lyinginbedmon]

XD Oh god just the thought of anyone in ABR doing supermarket sweep... there would be so much cheating and it would be chaos...

Telekinesis would be pure win.