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2009-12-01, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Thanks. I feel that that's what I'm best at here. Doing believable crack fics that would fit in well with the canon story (Except that in the crack fic, everybody has lots and lots of sex), and are funny to boot.
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2009-12-01, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Yay! An M community!
I feel a A/V bunny niggling for it. Let's see if I can handle this--my sex/foreplay scenes always seem so narmy, even when they're soft-core...
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Hm...
So apparently my DnD group wants to read OotS. Which means they'll probably join the forum. Which means they'll probably want to know what my screen name is, so they can chat with me and read my funny RPG stories and pbp games. Which also means... Oh dear...
Oh well. I doubt they'll stumble upon the Crack Pairing Thread, even if they did join. And even if they did, they'd probably go blind before they got to any of my stuff. Not that I have anything to brag or worry about...
Oh, we have a ff.net community now? Interesting... Of course, I think I'll stay in this thread for now... My reasons are my own.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-01, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Thank the gods, finally the rescue arrives!
*Escapes*
She kept doing it over and over and over, it never stopped! *Shivers*
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2009-12-01, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
As I said, there isn't actually a need for a community... unless I make it an extension of this thread and only add stories from writers dwelling here. I'd need to change the name of the community, but this is certainly doable.
So, should I make it a Crack Pairings Threads Only?Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-01, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Well, the thing is, then, why bother at all with a community, since it's only about mature fanfictions and that's what the rating box is for?
I guess my idea wasn't well thought. I think I'll have to remove this community since it turns out to be useless.
I'm looking forward to your AxV story, especially that it's softcore.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 04:50 PM.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-01 at 04:53 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Water_Smurf, do you like my stories? I'll read the one on FF.net as long as it's not too explicit. (Though my threshold is quite high; I've got a lot of circumstance bonuses to Squick saving throws.)
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2009-12-01, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I though the community was for us to collect our more racy/violent/mature stories off-site, where our creativity won't be as hindered by this forum's rules. Even though ff.net says they have graphic content restrictions, they really don't enforce that, in my experience... And we could also post other non-mature stories in there too, to help spread their cracky goodness to ff.net. Plus, we'd probably get a few new members...
Its really not that bad of an idea. I think we're all just a bit confused about it.
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My V x Cain story might end up on there eventually, too, since I'd be able to make it darker and more graphic on ff.net... Although, nobody on here seems to get that hung up about violence.Last edited by Lycan 01; 2009-12-01 at 04:55 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Sounds like a good idea. It gets across the point that its supposed to be crazy and cracky, but it also allows new blood to join. Mwahahahah!
Hm. I'll never understand that, and I'm American.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-01, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-01, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-01, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I don't see a banner, so yeah, I'd say there's a problem.
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2009-12-01, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-01, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Sure, I do. I just try to avoid commenting on stories (especially in forums--I don't get why, but there you go) because I always feel that I'm saying something stupid when I try to type it up.
I do!
Prepubescent nothing. All girls and boys without a sense of quality writing love that stuff. And a few girls and boys that do have a sense of quality but just like it because it's a page turner.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Thanks. And I've got similar issues too.
Oh, and I'm also having a problem seeing the banner.My webcomic!
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2009-12-01, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
And indeed, I frankly feel that our archaic and moralistic views, in terms of how we view sex, are part of why we have such a large pregnant teen problem. That is to say, we do not exactly offer good sex education in much of our society; abstinence only sex education is, at best, worthless, and at worst quite harmful as often such programs pass misinformation regarding birth control methods.
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2009-12-01, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Exactly! Teens are going to have sex whether or not they're told about it--it's instinct. The more they are taught, the safer they will be. The real problem in the equation are the parents and clueless adults who think that sex is a strictly forbidden and vulgar thing and who refuse to acknowledge the fact that teens aren't the wide-eyed children they used to be.
(My personal philosophy is that children should know what sex and death are from the moment they can understand it. It's a function of our very bodies and it's stupid to moralize or forbid it or knowledge of it from anyone. It's not like your childhood's ruined the moment you learn what you'll use your wee-wee for later on in life. But then again, I'm not going to force that point-of-view on anyone.)
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
My personal view is that abstinence is all well and good, but good luck having more than...Ten teenagers stick to it. Teach abstinence if you want, but the emphasis has got to be on biology and birth control.
*Shrugs* But of course that's never going to happen in the places that need it most.
Now let us return to our main topic before Roland yells at us: Creating brain-frying crack pairings!Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 08:33 PM.
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2009-12-01, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Just throwin' this out there, but... uh...
Me and my girlfriend made both agreed we'd stay abstinent until marriage. Two years have passed since we made that promise, and it hasn't been broken yet. So not only have we proved that teenagers can start and carry on a seriously relationship (from high school to college, too!), but we also proved it can be done without sex. SO HA!! XD
Of course, we both know we're the exception, not the norm. We're quite proud of that fact...
I agree on what ya'll are saying, too. Ignorance isn't bliss - its inviting disaster. I've known a lot of people who didn't know how stuff worked until they found it out for themselves, always with pretty bad results.
Why are we talking about this?!Last edited by Lycan 01; 2009-12-01 at 08:41 PM.
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2009-12-01, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
NOT SO FAST!
SUMMON CRACK-PARING!:
Spoiler"Thank the gods, finally rescued at last!" shouted Closak, shivering "She kept doing it over and over, it never stopped!"
But just then a voice shouted: "ACELERATED PREGNANCY!"
"Acelerated what-now?!" Said a paniced Closak
Screams of anguish came from withen thae cave as an army of black dragons were spawned! (You shouldn't have gave me that idea Closak!) AS they slithered from the cave, Closak could plainly see a horible truth. THEY WERE ALL FEMALE!!!
Again, the voice cried out a spell: "INSTANT MATURITY!"
And then another, "INCREASE HORMONES!"
"OH SH-AAAAHHHH!!!!" Closak screamed as he was pounced opon by the dragons and dragged back within the cave.
"And now the final touch...SEAL ENTRANCE!" the voice shouted as the cave sealed.
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2009-12-01, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Does anybody remember what we agreed the next thread'd be called?
We're getting pretty damn close...
Speaking of, if I'm not on when the thread reaches 50, then somebody make the thread. I'd rather make it myself, but if it gets to that point, I'd rather you guys make the new thread than wait there shouting "where's Fiddler?".
Although, you can't make it until the almighty keeper of the archives is on. Then you might want to PM her to tell her.
Unless she gives permission for someone else to take them over.
Best solution? Don't wear out this thread until about 6 PM GMT-5Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-12-01 at 08:45 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.