OotS-style House of Horrors 2: like Tomb of Horrors (NSFW)

[Jayngfet]

how about we learn where the last horse went.

[SoD]

Nudity? Sexual themes? Good god man, never, and I repeat never visit the House of Horrors.

Actualy, second thought, go there. Learn what can be more offensive than OotS.

ok...(9 hours later)
my sanity just took massive damage and is -9 and bleeding

According to this thread - http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77681 - we killed someone's sanity! Well, okay, I didn't do so much, but good job, everyone else!

Also, this thread is dropping. This must not happen!

Whoa...I didn't actually expect him to come here. Cool. SoD, the local herd-the-heretics-to-the-house-of-horrors guy.

[NikkTheTrick]

Whoa...I didn't actually expect him to come here. Cool. SoD, the local herd-the-heretics-to-the-house-of-horrors guy.

It is my banner that got him here

[SoD]

You might own the route, but I own the reason

[Dallas-Dakota]

I´m not doing anything for HoH atm, becouse I don´t want inkscape to crash on me again.
Becouse, in two weeks, it has crashed thrice, exactly when I was making some gruel for the HoH....
And it has for the rest of my carriere of inkscape, only crashed once, ever.

[Rayzin]

I would but im to lazy, if theres a really good reason i might make something.

[Helanna]

I'd make something, but I . . . can't draw. At all. Even OotS-style stick figures.

[stabbybelkar]

I'd make something, but I . . . can't draw. At all. Even OotS-style stick figures.

I feel your pain, I can't draw to save my life.

[sh4rp3n3d]

I think I can partecipate, but I'm not sure I caught the motif of the thread... I'll try anyway:

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I was thinking of what could happen if Haley had lost to Tsukiko:

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I wanted to add Tsukiko with an evil grin on her face, but my attention span is too low to concentrate more than few minutes



ps. I apologize for my english and for the blurred image, I made it too little and it was too late to correct it.

[The Tygre]

Did you get the idea for that from Cannibal Empire or something like that? I just saw that and I immediately thought of it. I can't remember the exact name, only that's it been banned in at least four countries.

EDIT: Cannibal Holocaust! That's the movie I'm thinking of! They just don't make cinema like that anymore... Oh, God, I think I'm going to be sick for saying that. There's a dirty feeling all over me! I think it's guilt! Oh, God forgive me! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?

[Raging Gene Ray]

I think I can partecipate, but I'm not sure I caught the motif of the thread... I'll try anyway:

That is the proper motif...and executed very nicely, too! Just one question...why did Tsukiko strip Haley naked?

[NikkTheTrick]

That is the proper motif...and executed very nicely, too! Just one question...why did Tsukiko strip Haley naked?

My guess would be that Tsushiko's undead need to have fun, too

[Raging Gene Ray]

That spear reminded me of this picture Yeril did for House of Fanservice:

Also, I noticed that Haley's eyes weren't X's like they are for all dead characters in OotS...which means she is still alive or undead (or that sh4rp3n3d just thinks that looks silly...which it does).

So, after mixing metaphors and crossing wires...I came up with this idea:

Tsukiko impales Haley, animates the body, casts Animate Objects on the spear...and turns it into some sort of morbid, shambling parody of a pole dancer/maypole.

[sh4rp3n3d]

Uhm...

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@Gene: there is both a "technical" and a perverted reason involved . They need to strip a victim naked for impalement, (at least mostly naked), and I thought it was in the style of this thread

ps. yes, no X's, they're not funny enough

[lothofkalroth]

i like how, even though they stripped her naked and impaled her, her ponytail is still in perfect condition.

[NikkTheTrick]

i like how, even though they stripped her naked and impaled her, her ponytail is still in perfect condition.

From my experience, if such things are done right, hair can remain undisturbed.

and I thought it was in the style of this thread

Hell yes it was!

[sh4rp3n3d]

Good to know :)

I have something else to post this evening, when I get home.

[sh4rp3n3d]

I made it again, to reflect "Cannibal Holocaust" as The Tygre suggested:

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Then I have this other pic, I planned to draw belkar on the left, but once again I lost interest too quickly :) I would like to have a couple of comic bubbles and some funny speech in it, or a caption of some kind. Unfortunately I can't make jokes in english (I barely can in my language anyway). Suggestions?

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[NikkTheTrick]

Great work. When Ctulhu rises, you will be eaten first and your agony will last a millenium less.

Suggestions?

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- 8 ranks in use rope, eh? (not really applicable to that exact one, but would work wonderfully for Belkar's torture/punishment/fun).

- Perhaps, something related to orfices discussed in # 517

- So, where is your reflex save now?

- Something related to Tsushiko dominating? Perhaps, "I don't need spells to dominate, Haley."

EDIT: Agree with Raging Gene Ray that this belongs in the House of Fanservice (what have we come to! )

[Killersquid]

Does anyone else feel like they can't look at their favorite characters again without this horrific thread popping in their mind?

[NikkTheTrick]

Does anyone else feel like they can't look at their favorite characters again without this horrific thread popping in their mind?

Are we allowed to put other peoples' quotes in our sigs? 'cuz I would like to put this quote in mine

[Holammer]

Geez! This thread had it coming.

[Killersquid]

Are we allowed to put other peoples' quotes in our sigs? 'cuz I would like to put this quote in mine

You can use it if you like, I don't mind.

[Caracol]

Geez! This thread had it coming.

Nice try, but this thread is invincible and unstoppable. It will break your mind, as it broke mine. You can't be saved.

[Jayngfet]

Nice try, but this thread is invincible and unstoppable. It will break your mind, as it broke mine. You can't be saved.

Sweet pelor man, you came here with an intact mind, do you have a death widh or something?

[The Tygre]

I made it again, to reflect "Cannibal Holocaust" as The Tygre suggested:

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To be fair, Haley should be on a bicycle seat with just a prop that looks like the tip of the stake balance in her mouth, all the while clearing a French pornography director of murder charges yet also disgusted that he killed seven live animals on set.

[Wooter]

Hey, thay ate the animals afterwards. That sort of makes it kind of okay-ish.

[Raging Gene Ray]

Here's an idea:

Eugene Greenhilt as Samwell attempting to seduce a thoroughly disgusted Shojo. If you don't know who Samwell is, that won't be half as horrific as it should be.

[Killersquid]

Here's an idea:

Eugene Greenhilt as Samwell attempting to seduce a thoroughly disgusted Shojo. If you don't know who Samwell is, that won't be half as horrific as it should be.

Samwell Tarly? Oh I would laugh so hard.

[Jayngfet]

Hmmm, Xykon with a bone missing and tsukiko and redcloak walking, ever so innocently away from the mens room, tsukiko making some offhand comment about a femur and MITD, the word "depth" featured.

they were talking about how much of Xykons bone they could swallow.

okay, that doesn't sound much better, how about how deep in the toilet they can force it?