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2009-12-25, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Spoilerthe physical-stat-enhancing potions - To help Elan and V's con.
the scrolls of Grease - To... speed thing's up.
Rope Trick - For tieing up I hope
Mage Hand - Same as above.
Black Tentacles - Same as above.
Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion - The thing it was desinged for.
the silk rope - Hmmmm. Tieing up again.
the manacles - What is that?
the whip - Whiping maybe?
the leather (Black AND red!) - Sexy clothes.
and the french maid outfit - Sexy clothes.
broomstick - I can't say that a PG way.
the plunger - For their... pleasure.
the wand - V's... casting.
the feathers - To tickel V's ear's.
the leg lamp - Can't translate.
the funnel - Can't translate.
the apples - For fun and eating after fun.
the melon - For fun and eating after fun.
carrot - I can't say that a PG way.
the jelly - http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0206.html Last panel say's it all.
the bucket of sand - I have no idea.
the cup - collecting... liquid.
the hacksaw - Knife play? Please let it be Knife play.
the dead trout - For fun and eating after fun.
the rubber chicken - To scout Elan's body.
the vaguely phallic vibrating object with non-Euclidean geometry - We all know what this is for right. We are all 12 +.
Is this okey with the rules. Please tell me.Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2009-12-25, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-25 at 04:18 PM.
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2009-12-25, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
This line's especially funny when you know there's a moon elf named Sand gadding about in Neverwinter Nights 2.
By the way, nice chapter ShinyDelusion. It's really a shame Elan's the one who'll get a happy ending though, since he's the one I'd kick out of the threesome without hesitation (but with much glee) and the other two are those I actually want to see happy (or at least kissing).Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-26 at 04:57 PM.
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2009-12-25, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
But did you like it? Did you find it funny?
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2009-12-25, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Haley's dealing with the shopkeeper made me smile.
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2009-12-25, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-25, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hello, friends and family! Merry Christmas! I just got back from whipping a good chunk of my family at this new board game my mom got us for Christmas (apparently, I'm a deceptive, strategic little bitch ) and I don't have much time to reply to the messages that have been buzzing around so far (round two is coming soon! :D) but I'll reply to said messages once I'm not running around in Christmas frenzy.
As a special present to all the little chickadees of crack, give me scenes/short stories you'd like to see me write. They need to involve the characters/pairings I'm currently writing about (gotta keep my muse sharp!) but it doesn't need to fit in my stories' canon at all. It could be open-ended (like a what-if question) or a defined plot that would last for under thirty pages. Once everyone who wants to request something does so, I'll try to write as many as I think I can. Anyone who'd like that?
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-25, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-25, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-25, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
What if Inkyrius had found out about V's relationship with Reddy - and the pregnancy - while they were still alive?
Or if that's too close to someone else's suggestion... if V had run into that succubi in Girard's dugeon, appart from Reddy who might it have impersonated?
Or you can just write me a V/Aandy lime.
Oh, and since I'm just doodling and trying to get the hang of drawing with a tablet, is there anything anyone wants me to try to sketch?Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 07:00 PM.
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2009-12-25, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-25, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My webcomic!
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2009-12-25, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 08:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-25, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-25, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-25, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-25, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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