Werewolf Classic IX - GAME ON!

[Mrs Banjo]

"Ok where's the en-suite with the walk-in wardrobe? That's mine!"

Mr Moons niece goes barrelling up the stairs, pushing Murska out of the way.

[Helgraf]

"Let's chase off all fleeing cowards up front; should narrow the field nicely, wot wot?"

((Also, leaving for convention tomorrow, won't be back til late Sunday. Please to not autolynch.))

[MOD]

As always the random dice say I should point at Bayar.

[Blue Ghost]

Changing my point to Murska because he's dangerous. And kudos to Helgraf for saying "wot wot". I gotta start saying that more often.

[Andre Fairchilde]

Andre announces from the open double door "The Bar is OPEN!"

[Fin]

Fin rushes in mumbling something that sounds like...

Drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink

[Uncle Festy]

A scrawny, bespectacled twentysomething wanders into the bar. "One Magewesier, please."

[Murska]

"My life! My life! My life is more important than the estate! Why won't they let me OUT! Now they're going to lynch me!"

[Hell Puppi]

A woman wanders slowly up to the bar, glancing around at the odd collection of people stuck in the house with her.

"Rum and coke please. Diet coke if you can manage." She waits for a response and tells no one in particular: "This is getting very Stephen King already."

[Andre Fairchilde]

"One Bacardi 151 and a dying coke.

One Mageweiser, heavy on the Wise.

And seven shots of Jagermeister for Fin."

[Opeth_Freak]

*Goes to the Jukebox*

*Gets the coin*

*Selects 'Random from Korpiklaani, that's about drinking*

*Goes back to the bar*

"Allright... Now I'm in a mood for drinking. Bartender! Let's start from good old Guiness!"

[Reinholdt]

smuchmuch needs to learn that Reinholdt is a cat. Butler's the one without a shirt. Clearly.

[Philistine]

"There'sh a bar?" Phil slurs, stumbling off the stairs. "There'sh a bar! Oh, jeesh - all this time I been drinkin' in my room!"

(( Murska might not be a wolf - I heard that happened once. Once.

But on the whole, I have to agree with Alarra that it's too soon to lynch Shadow. So, Fleeing Coward it is. ))

[Hyozo]

Hey Banjo, Is the 25% rule in play?

Harold "Yozo" Moon grimaces at Andre Fairchilde's bar, and wanders the house looking for the billiard room.

[PhantomFox]

Alright, let's get this started with... Aemoh!

[Dragoon]

Cats, he hated cats, got hair everywhere and people thought that it was a good thing. They were crazy, crazy I say, as the man stares at Reinholdt.

[Shadow]

I haven't even looked at the player list yet, so I'll go with Dragoon for posting above me.

[Reinholdt]

I haven't even looked at the player list yet, so I'll go with Dragoon for posting above me.

We all remember how that worked out in that Carnival of Fun.

[Shadow]

We all remember how that worked out in that Carnival of Fun.

That *was* pretty cool....

[Lex-Kat]

You mean..... Fun House?

[Hyozo]

I remember that. If I had phrased my suspicion differently I would have won. Instead I got lynched for it and all hell immediately broke loose.

[Kyouhen]

I remember that. If I had phrased my suspicion differently I would have won. Instead I got lynched for it and all hell immediately broke loose.

Is it can be story tiem now?

[Haruki-kun]

First day point at PhantomFox!

[banjo1985]

Hey Banjo, Is the 25% rule in play?

25% rule is not in play. There will be a lynch, no matter how many votes we get.

I'm a fan of the 25% rule in general, but I couldn't find any evidence of it ever being used in Classic, and I didn't want to mess with the formula.

[Selrahc]

Is it can be story tiem now?

About Funhouse? Funhouse was a werewolf game with no werewolves, but the players didn't know that. A random proportion of the players were assassins, and despite a right fancy role list cobbled together from games far and wide across the board I think pretty much everyone else was a villager.

Shadow and I think possibly Goof didn't sign up but got drafted in by the narrators to help in the stunt, pointing at people, starting bandwagons and counter bandwagons, posting role claims and generally causing chaos.

Eventually it was discovered that Shadow wasn't playing after the villagers massively bandwagoned him and didn't get a lynch. Everyone was sounding puzzled and getting angry at Shadow for wasting their time. Eventually then the narrators stepped in to clear things up.

There had never been any wolves so the objective of the game was merely to work out that you were in a funhouse and the threat was never real. The werewolves and monsters were all make believe, and some of the people in the group touring the show were plants from the stage crew.

It was a pretty controversial game. A lot of people enjoyed it, some were a bit irate at having wasted so much time on a practical joke. I thought it was funny, but then again I was just a sideline observer.

[Murska]

And none of the assassins, of whom I was one, ever killed anyone.

[Helgraf]

There were assassins and two fools (I was one of the fools) - everyone else was a villager.

Also, going to convention, won't be back online until Monday, please do not autolynch.

[hap_hazard]

Hyozo? Think the billiard room's in the other direction.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Sitting down at the bar, Dallas glances at the shouting madman who is being mobbed.
He casually greets Andre.
Long time no see, don't you agree? Hit me up with some White Sambucca, would ya?
As Murska is being mobbed to death a newbie who he'd never seen before walks in.
Hey you, I don't remember you. Who were your parents? You know, so I can put you down on the family tree. I have a bad feeling I'm going to be awfully busy updating the thing in the upcoming weeks...Wait.... Uncle Festy was it? How did they add the uncle part? I don't remember you having any siblings who are parents....

[Dirk Kris]

Crotchety old Bernard wanders in and takes a seat at the bar. "I'll take a hot mug of Metamucil. And whiskey."