Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[Zanaril]

I think our reputation is notorious enough at this point.

Maybe. But I do sometimes wonder what people think goes on in here.

[Sstoopidtallkid]

You know, I sometimes wonder if - when people see some of the banners with normal pairings - they initialy think they're cute.
But then when they read the "Yes, that type of love." bit, they start wondering if they image is implying something else that they've missed...

Some of them, however, can't be interpreted as anything other than freaky. There are some seriously odd ones thought up by this thread.

On that note, anyone want to make a banner of Elan/Haley cosplaying as Girard/Soon? I can't think of a way to write that reasonably, but I would love to see it.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Maybe. But sometimes I do wonder what people think goes on in here.

HORROR! UNSPEAKABLE HORROR AND DEPRAVITY! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS OF THE WORST KIND!!! FLEE, FLEE WHILE YOU CAN, LEST YOU BECOME ONE OF US!!!
Nah, just a bunch of nice, if mentally disturbed people with a warped sense of humor and way too much time on their hands.

[Dark Faun]

On that note, anyone want to make a banner of Elan/Haley cosplaying as Girard/Soon? I can't think of a way to write that reasonably, but I would love to see it.

I'm currently working on something for the evil OotS thread, but I'll see if I've some time and inspiration for that.

Maybe. But I do sometimes wonder what people think goes on in here.

"All hope abandon ye who enter here."

"And don't drink anything offered to you."

"Ever."

[Zanaril]

"All hope abandon ye who enter here."

"And don't drink anything offered to you."

"Ever."

Bah, all lies.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I'm currently working on something for the evil OotS thread, but I'll see if I've some time and inspiration for that.


"All hope abandon ye who enter here."

"And don't drink anything offered to you."

"Ever."

Crack Pairings VII - Zanaril's Drinks are Spiked (not really)

[Asta Kask]

And this is why you do not give me access to Wish You Were Here and some form of artistic medium when I am in an extremely depressed mood.

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Could you make a Hanukkah (sp?) themed picture? I have no idea what elves do at Hanukkah, but I'd love to find out.

Edit: Oh, and has anyone made a crack pairing that explains how Miko ended up with a stick up her ass?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Could you make a Hanukkah (sp?) themed picture? I have no idea what elves do at Hanukkah, but I'd love to find out.

Edit: Oh, and has anyone made a crack pairing that explains how Miko ended up with a stick up her ass?

I wouldn't know either. I mean, Christmas has the elves in Santa's workshop, not Hanukkah.

Then again, Haley would love Hanukkah, considering that you hand out chocolate coins and gamble for them on occasion. Plus the whole "Freedom Fighters" thing.

I'll stop now before Roland steps in.

[Meg]

Wow, it's my turn to say that this board moves really fast. I leave for one day, and there's like, 4 more pages then there were when I was there. And I'm really sorry if I'm not making sense. I got 4 hours of sleep last night. More like this morning, considering when I finally fell asleep.

And sorry you're not feeling well, Coffee. Science really is the worst subject ever.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Speaking of squick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69ur...eature=related

(SFW)

[doliest]

Banner time!

Thanks; That looks great.

[Thor Person Guy]

Speaking of squick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69ur...eature=related

(SFW)

Warning: Looking directly at this video will result in loss of sanity, in ways that this thread has yet to top. Make sure you have Brain Bleach before clicking the link.

[Iranon]

HORROR! UNSPEAKABLE HORROR AND DEPRAVITY! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS OF THE WORST KIND!!! FLEE, FLEE WHILE YOU CAN, LEST YOU BECOME ONE OF US!!!

Gooble gobble?

[Closak]

*Walks in*

*Looks around for dragonslayers*

So anything "interesting" going on?


...What's that smell?

[Zanaril]

...What's that smell?

Elves.

[Dark Faun]

Elven pheromones to be exact.

[Closak]

...I've smelt better.

Now dragon pheromones, THAT'S some good stuff...
...What?

*Snaps up a first level commoner and swallows him whole*
Darn commoners are everywhere, but at least they make a good snack.

[Zanaril]

Don't Split The Party has a chart near the beginning that outlines character relationships, which confirms that Belkar wants to lay Vaarsuvius, so vindication! Being proven right about something OOTS related feels weird.

This bears crossquoting, because it fills my cracky little heart with an inexplicable amount of glee.

[doliest]

Yeah things can go weird some time-(Doliest grows fangs)
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That....that can't be good.

[Zanaril]

Yeah things can go weird some time-(Doliest grows fangs)
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That....that can't be good.

I like fangs. Fangs are good.

[doliest]

True, but that does bring some questions to mind.....and a why do I suddenly hate the 'Multi-media table' from the original Crack Pairings Thread?

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Dashes out of room and slams door shut with a panicked look on my face, hair askew*

(Just tell my any time you want me to stop. I don't want to derail the thread.)

[BatRobin]

Wait, so title-wise, what do we have?

1-Nothing
2-Don't Remember.
3-50% more
4-Can't Unread
5-Revel in Infamy
6-???
7-Zanaril's Drinks Are Not Spiked

[CoffeeIncluded]

I've got a few ideas for six!

We've Finally Stooped To Shipping Ourselves

Where Elven Ear-Stroking Is An Official Sport

If It Doesn't End In Elven Sex, We've Done Something Wrong
(Because elves--Especially V-- are the official bikes of the thread! )

[doliest]

Return of the Squick.

[Closak]

The squick shall never be a memory.

[Thor Person Guy]

Um, I have a request for all the talented artists on this thread: Vaarsuvius wearing the Little Black Dress.

Reward: 2 Internets, 5 cookies.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Wait, so title-wise, what do we have?

1-Nothing
2-Don't Remember.
3-50% more
4-Can't Unread
5-Revel in Infamy
6-???
7-Zanaril's Drinks Are Not Spiked

No, you got it completely wrong! 6 is "Your Soul is Forfeit", I mean not as a title, but since you like it, Warning: Zanaril's Drinks are Spiked will be in there somewhere.

8 - ???
9- Profit

I've got a few ideas for six!

We've Finally Stooped To Shipping Ourselves

Where Elven Ear-Stroking Is An Official Sport

If It Doesn't End In Elven Sex, We've Done Something Wrong
(Because elves--Especially V-- are the official bikes of the thread! )

That first one is awesome, as is that last one. Unfortunately, I think that one's a bit too risque(insert accent over e). How about... "We Need a Half-Elf Template"?

[Zanaril]

How about... "We Need a Half-Elf Template"?

Then at the top of the first post: "Because if this doesn't end in Elf sex, we're doing something wrong."?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Okay, that sounds good.

And the main problem with my Physics is that right now it's a review of older topics, and I have a few gaps in the knowledge that I can't fill in myself. (I basically forgot a few things.)

Though what about running the last title by Roland, see what he thinks?