Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[doliest]

I don't know, I like the first one.

Coffee: Thog understand, Chemistry causing similar problems with Thog's grades.

[Aaron]

Maybe. But I do sometimes wonder what people think goes on in here.

Hmm... now there's a thought.

HORROR! UNSPEAKABLE HORROR AND DEPRAVITY! ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS OF THE WORST KIND!!! FLEE, FLEE WHILE YOU CAN, LEST YOU BECOME ONE OF US!!!
Nah, just a bunch of nice, if mentally disturbed people with a warped sense of humor and way too much time on their hands.

This is the winning statment of the day!

*sniffs* Why do I smell Elven pheromones?!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hmm... now there's a thought.



This is the winning statment of the day!

*sniffs* Why do I smell Elven pheromones?!

Why, thank you!

...Uhm...Best that you not ask what's behind that door...

Know what's funny? I know a guy from Anchorage!

[Zanaril]

...Uhm...Best that you not ask what's behind that door...

...What's behind that door?

[Closak]

DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

*Prepares Maximized Disintegrate*

[The Succubus]

*thump thump thump*

Can anyone hear me in here?

*Continues thumping on door*

[Closak]

From beyond the door you can hear the voice of the ABD screaming "Yes! Yes! More! Give me more!"


...Do you really want to go in there?

[Thor Person Guy]

Guys? I feel ignored. :(

Um, I have a request for all the talented artists on this thread: Vaarsuvius wearing the Little Black Dress.

Reward: 2 Internets, 5 cookies.

[The Dark Fiddler]

From beyond the door you can hear the voice of the ABD screaming "Yes! Yes! More! Give me more!"


...Do you really want to go in there?

Cloask, I'm normally very open with this kind of thing, but... uh... I think you might take it a bit far...

Especially since you're saying 'on the other side' to somebody on the other side of the door already. It is:

Us | Masamune

What other side is there? A third side?

[Closak]

Yes, there is a third side.

What were you expecting?
We are dealing with a place of chaos after all.

To be precise this door has 777 different sides.

[Meg]

Guys? I feel ignored. :(

I'll try to work on something, but I make no promises. I've got homework coming out of every orifice. And you're welcome for the mental image.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Thor, give me Wednesday. Unfortunately, I don't have time right now.

...Okay, that's it. *Kicks open door*

[Closak]

Congratulations, you just walked in on ABD/1000 Hobgoblins.

Have a good day!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Congratulations, you just walked in on ABD/1000 Hobgoblins.

Have a good day!

Plane Shift.

[Closak]

*Is lurking behind the 398'th side of the door*

Let's see if anything interesting passes by

[Zanaril]

...The door is a metaphor for our collective imaginations, isn't it.

[CoffeeIncluded]

...Then why did the room behind the door that I came out of have that in it?

[Closak]

...Drat, they are on to me *Planeshifts twice and casts anti-scrying spells before flying away as fast as possible and teleporting at random intervals*

You never catch me!

[Zanaril]

...Then why did the room behind the door that I came out of have that in it?

It was someone elses imagination.

You know, Hive mind and all that.

[CoffeeIncluded]

It was someone elses imagination.

You know, Hive mind and all that.

Okay, good. I may be depraved, but I'm not that depraved.

*Checks to make sure ears are still round and not more sensitive than usual*

*Breathes sigh of relief*

[The Dark Fiddler]

Okay, good. I may be depraved, but I'm not that depraved.

*Checks to make sure ears are still round and not more sensitive than usual*

*Breathes sigh of relief*

Don't you remember, you asked me to cut off the elven parts last night?

...that's a bit far for me, even.

[Zanaril]

...that's a bit far for me, even.

And I haven't even started handing out the obligatory Christmas drinks!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Don't you remember, you asked me to cut off the elven parts last night?

...that's a bit far for me, even.

You do realize what that would be the equivalent of, right?

That scene in Reservoir Dogs? All the elves who saw that threw up and passed out from horror. If they were lucky. The movie was immediately banned, and Tarantino was banished from the elven lands for creating such a horrifying torture scene.

[The Dark Fiddler]

You do realize what that would be the equivalent of, right?

That scene in Reservoir Dogs? All the elves who saw that threw up and passed out from horror. If they were lucky. The movie was immediately banned, and Tarantino was banished from the elven lands for creating such a horrifying torture scene.

Hence the "it's a bit far" part.

And I've never even heard of that movie before!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hence the "it's a bit far" part.

And I've never even heard of that movie before!

You've never heard of Reservoir Dogs?!

[Thor Person Guy]

You've never heard of Reservoir Dogs?!

No. What is it?

[CoffeeIncluded]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/

[Aaron]

Know what's funny? I know a guy from Anchorage!

...Whatever rumors you've heard about us are most likely false!

Nah, I'm just teasing you.

...Drat, they are on to me *Planeshifts twice and casts anti-scrying spells before flying away as fast as possible and teleporting at random intervals*

You never catch me!

Ladies and gentlemen, hunting session 2.0 is now open!

And I haven't even started handing out the obligatory Christmas drinks!

Umm, no thanks. I've seen what your "special" drinks do. I've had to cure WaterSmurf three times already after she had your drinks.

[CoffeeIncluded]

...Whatever rumors you've heard about us are most likely false!

Nah, I'm just teasing you.

What, that you're required to have a gun up there?

And hey, maybe he could be you. Doubt it though. But there's one surefire way to find out:

What did you do this summer?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Featuring panels from 440 and 457, if that's allowed...

Sadly, I don't think it is.