Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[The Odor]

Agreed!

Except Closak, he's excluded for being a dragon.

Whats the problem. Some of my best pals are dragons in personality. Considering her hoarding abillitys my girlfriend's one.

Ohh and hugs for everybody.

[ShinyDelusion]

Like your oneshots, Nathander; they're surprisingly believable, considering the zany pairings.

And hugs for everyone who's stressed out this holiday season! Hang in there, guys!

[Zanaril]

Whats the problem. Some of my best pals are dragons in personality. Considering her hoarding abillitys my girlfriend's one.

It's not his personality that the problem, as creepy as it is.

The problem is:

*offers hugs again*

NO CLOSAK! I DIDN'T MEAN Y-! *gets squashed by a black dragon*

[The Odor]

It's not his personality that the problem, as creepy as it is.

The problem is:

Enlarge Person. Or a spell that give you protection (and no not that sort of protection).

[Zanaril]

Or a spell that give you protection (and no not that sort of protection).

Get anywhere near Closak and you might need it.
Wouldn't it be easier to polymorph him into something smaller? Say... a bunny?

[The Odor]

Get anywhere near Closak and you might need it.
Wouldn't it be easier to polymorph him into something smaller? Say... a bunny?

Yes that might work. But wont Closak be... Something. I used to know that word. Must have gone away with my loyalty. And soul.

[Zanaril]

Yes that might work. But wont Closak be... Something. I used to know that word. Must have gone away with my loyalty. And soul.

I doubt he'll find that the changes impact on his lifestyle much.

[The Odor]

I doubt he'll find that the changes impact on his lifestyle much.

No your right.
I will do it.

Closak I got Nobels that I want to get rid of. You to ABD. I fell bad when I think of what she would do to him if she wasn't a bunny to.

[Closak]

Aww, i'm not invited to the hug party?

...*Hugs Zanaril anyway and accidentally crushes her*
Whoops

[The Odor]

Aww, i'm not invited to the hug party?

...*Hugs Zanaril anyway and accidentally crushes her*
Whoops

"Sighs"
"Throw's a ress scroll and towels to Closak." Clean up before your wife eat's one of our best writers.

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Munches on popcorn and watches the scene*

Uggh...Odds are I'm getting the grade soon...

[Zanaril]

*is ded*



On the lower plains: Damn you Closak!

[Closak]

*Raises Zanaril*

Sorry about that.


The ABD is calling *Goes home*

[Zanaril]

*checks robe pockets* Well at least he didn't nick anything.

Now can we get that group hug?

*Munches on popcorn and watches the scene*

Uggh...Odds are I'm getting the grade soon...

*starts by hugging CoffeeIncluded*


...*sneaks a handful of popcorn*

[The Dark Fiddler]

*starts by hugging CoffeeIncluded*

*Joins in hug*

Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit!

[ShinyDelusion]

*sidles awkwardly away from budding group hug*

[Zanaril]

Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit!

Does that mean that when we ship each other, it's incest?

*sidles awkwardly away from budding group hug*

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Grabs ShinyDelusion* Group hug!

[ShinyDelusion]

Okay, okay! Group hug, then.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yay!

Group hug!

...Oh, all right.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Does that mean that when we ship each other, it's incest?

I'd like to say you're the only one who would think of that, but I did too and hoped nobody else would think of it.

...am I ruining the big mushy family moment?

[Zanaril]

...am I ruining the big mushy family moment?

Nah. *pulls Fiddler into the group hug*

[ClericOfBelker]

*offers hugs again*

NO CLOSAK! I DIDN'T MEAN Y-! *gets squashed by a black dragon*

ZanrilxClosak!

I think I'm on the brink of a complete and utter emotional breakdown

I think she drank to many Love Potions, Zanrill

Nah. *pulls Fiddler into the group hug*

*Dodging clothes* Ummm...


Also a banner for this PLEASE (You pick the picture)
*Drumroll*
This year at the Crack-Pairings Thread, everybody's being naughty!

[BatRobin]

ZanrillxClosak!

Thread 6: We've Stooped Low Enough to Shipping Ourselves


(If I was to be shipped with someone out of OOTS, it'd be Haley. Or Miko. Or Elan. Or Roy. Or Shojo. Or ABD. Or Jack Skellington. Making me gay and a necrophiliac!

[Zanaril]

ZanrillxClosak!

Who is this "Zanrill" you speak of?

[doliest]

Don't forget me!
*Hugs everyone*
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Can this be our motto? "Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit! "

[Silverraptor]

So. I am going to try my hand at writing again. I just have to ask if the code roller is current.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yes, it is.

Though we've finally stooped to shipping ourselves...

[BatRobin]

Don't forget me!
*Hugs everyone*
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Can this be our motto? "Crack Pairings Thread: We may be insane, but we're family, dammit! "

I like it.

Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.

Everyone else, choose something.

Oh, The Odor and ShinyDelusion are our dogs.



And...the code roller is actually current? It doesn't have minion list, though, or any of us.

[ShinyDelusion]

I like it.

Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.

Everyone else, choose something.

Oh, The Odor and ShinyDelusion are our dogs.



And...the code roller is actually current? It doesn't have minion list, though, or any of us.

*whine* *sad eyes*

Wait a minute, does that mean that the majority of the family is part dragon?