Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[Zanaril]

/desperately hoping the two hours spent on finding a service and setting up the charts will not go to waste

I used it!

You could tell it was Aandy! /pumps fist. Zanaril is right. It's V with her hair up (I only found the ponytail hairstyles when I was creating Kyrie).

Am I the only one who finds the first picture funny?

I'm trying to get over the shock of seeing Inky wearing high-heels.

Have you considered the idea of using Sims to do a crack-pairings screen-shot comic? Could be fun if you factor in the inherent craziness of the game.

[X2]

Jebus! Four threads? Four?

[The Odor]

Jebus! Four threads? Four?

YES FOUR. IN SIX THREADS WE WILL OF SOME REASON BE IMMORTAL.... Sorry foreshadowing. It happens.
Wanna join?

[Zanaril]

Jebus! Four threads? Four?

And well on the way to the fith.

[X2]

I think I'll watch from afar for now.

[Zanaril]

I think I'll watch from afar for now.

But that way you can't participate in the frequent and intensely emotional group hugs.

[The Odor]

You got to be in the group hug.

[half-halfling]

During sexual arousal, the elven earlobe becomes engorged with blood, increasing up to two or three times. Rubbing it is understandably enormously pleasurable and can lead to climax with no other stimulus being necessary. Interestingly enough, many elves develop a fascination with ear wax and carry the wax of their beloved in small amulets close to their heart.

ears erection? erotic fascination with ear wax?

The majority of the family is part-crazy. other half also crazy.

I totally agree !

Although Asta Kask's story (encyclopedia entry ?) was very funny. Miko/Therkla was also awesome, I can't wait for the next chapter.

[Thor Person Guy]

NO, I missed out the family group hug!

Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.

Oh, The Odor and ShinyDelusion are our dogs.

Can I be a cat? I like cats more than dogs.

[BatRobin]

NO, I missed out the family group hug!



Can I be a cat? I like cats more than dogs.

Yes. 10charwhatever

[Zanaril]

NO, I missed out the family group hug!

You missed nothing; the hug is on-going!

*hugs Thor Person Guy*

[The Odor]

NO, I missed out the family group hug!



Can I be a cat? I like cats more than dogs.

Sneak Hug.

[Taekwondodo]

*joins hug*

Any hoo, Fiddler did you ever choose a Winter-crack winner?

[CoffeeIncluded]

V's wisdom score is average, not low.

No, I meant that since V's the village bike, eventually V just threw up hir hands in defeat, figured "Might as well get some enjoyment out of this," and basically told everyone who we paired up with hir in all our cracktastic enjoyment how to please an elf.

Oh, and *Returns hugs*

[Asta Kask]

ears erection? erotic fascination with ear wax?

The ear erection I made up, but there are reports of women having been stimulated to climax by rubbing their earlobes. The discussion on earrings was informed by the various intimate piercings that exist (let's just say that inventiveness is great). And the dwarf beard thing was inspired by one of my own kinks - I think it can be intensely erotic (in the right circumstances) to fiddle with a woman's hair. So, if all male dwarves have beards, why not give it a similar function to women's breasts?

[CoffeeIncluded]

And the dwarf beard thing was inspired by one of my own kinks - I think it can be intensely erotic (in the right circumstances) to fiddle with a woman's hair. So, if all male dwarves have beards, why not give it a similar function to women's breasts?

Well, the difference is that we do see different beard styles in the comic--Look at Kraagor!

Their chins on the other hand...

[Asta Kask]

No, I meant that since V's the village bike, eventually V just threw up hir hands in defeat, figured "Might as well get some enjoyment out of this," and basically told everyone who we paired up with hir in all our cracktastic enjoyment how to please an elf.

Crack Pairings - where VD means Vaarsuvius' Disease

[The Odor]

The ear erection I made up, but there are reports of women having been stimulated to climax by rubbing their earlobes. The discussion on earrings was informed by the various intimate piercings that exist (let's just say that inventiveness is great). And the dwarf beard thing was inspired by one of my own kinks - I think it can be intensely erotic (in the right circumstances) to fiddle with a woman's hair. So, if all male dwarves have beards, why not give it a similar function to women's breasts?

So dwarf beards are an erotic zone. Gotta use that some how...
Ohh and 'hugs everyone.'

[Asta Kask]

Well, the difference is that we do see different beard styles in the comic--Look at Kraagor!

Their chins on the other hand...

Well, hair doesn't have any nerve endings, so it would have to be the chins. I picture it as akin to a cat's whiskers - it amplifies the stimulation and also extends the range.

I'm probably putting too much thought into this.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm probably putting too much thought into this.

Yes. Yes you are.

[Zanaril]

No, I meant that since V's the village bike, eventually V just threw up hir hands in defeat, figured "Might as well get some enjoyment out of this," and basically told everyone who we paired up with hir in all our cracktastic enjoyment how to please an elf.

This needs to be immortalized in fanfic form. Fanfic orgy form.

Meta fanfic orgy form.

[CoffeeIncluded]

This needs to be immortalized in fanfic form. Fanfic orgy form.

Meta fanfic orgy form.

...Merciful gods, what hath I wrought?!

[Zanaril]

...Merciful gods, what hath I wrought?!

An idea for a crack-pairing fanfic about V being in multiple crack-pairing fanfics.

Ooh! It could include a copy of V from every pairing yet! That way we get VxV as well as VxEveryone Else!

[Thor Person Guy]

This needs to be immortalized in fanfic form. Fanfic orgy form.

Meta fanfic orgy form.

Luckily, I have a recipe for extra-strength Brain Bleach just for this sort of occasion. Now where'd I put the gasoline...?

[Meg]

I like it.

Water-Smurf is the mom.
Zanaril is the dad.
Coffee is the aunt.
I'm a kid, as are you/doliest and ClericofBelkar.
Silverraptor is our cousin.
DarkFiddler and Closak are our soft wrinkly grandparents.

Everyone else, choose something.

I'm the cousin who you never see, and every time their name gets mentioned, there's an awkward silence until someone changes the subject. And then they show up at your house at odd hours, sleep on your couch, and leave before you wake up the next morning.

[Zanaril]

I'm the cousin who you never see, and every time their name gets mentioned, there's an awkward silence until someone changes the subject.

*awkward silence*



So, how about the weather at the moment? The snow's starting to melt here...

Luckily, I have a recipe for extra-strength Brain Bleach just for this sort of occasion. Now where'd I put the gasoline...?

*hands over gasoline*

I wouldn't worry too much, the chances of me actually writing anything are pretty slim.

[ClericOfBelker]

I wouldn't worry too much, the chances of me actually writing anything are pretty slim.

Darn it!.......What now?

[The Odor]

An idea for a crack-pairing fanfic about V being in multiple crack-pairing fanfics.

Ooh! It could include a copy of V from every pairing yet! That way we get VxV as well as VxEveryone Else!

The Dark Time Is Upon Us- get your popcorn here. You can't watch Zanrill ruin the universe without the right snack. Buy your End Time snacks at The Odor's.

[Zanaril]

Darn it!.......What now?

We could write it as a round robin.

Although I'm somewhat wary of what the minds of this thread might spawn collectively.

[ClericOfBelker]

We could write it as a round robin.

Although I'm somewhat wary of what the minds of this thread might spawn collectively.

ELDITCH ABOMINATIONS OF UN-TOLD POWER!

But seriously let's do it! It'll be Epic Squickyness