Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[ShneekeyTheLost]

That explicit, huh?

How long ago did you sign up? Just so I know if I should look for this tomorrow morning or not.

EDIT: Good point, The Dark Fiddler. Don't worry, that last crack pairing I did is about as explicit as I'll get.

Just registered... so two days, unfortunately... This makes me a sad panda.

Fortunately, the story in question is more suggestive than explicit

[CoffeeIncluded]

Just registered... so two days, unfortunately... This makes me a sad panda.

Fortunately, the story in question is more suggestive than explicit

...Dammit.

Well, if it's only suggestive...

[ShneekeyTheLost]

...Dammit.

Well, if it's only suggestive...

It is suggestive on the erotica... electrical torture, bondage, and tentacles make me exceedingly hesitant to post it here... I don't want the Sherriff of Moddingham to have to pull out the banhammer on me because I exceeded one of the Insta-Bannable offenses

of course, if you wish to trade offsite methods of data transfer, you could get a sneak preview... send me a PM if so.

[CoffeeIncluded]

It is suggestive on the erotica... electrical torture, bondage, and tentacles make me exceedingly hesitant to post it here... I don't want the Sherriff of Moddingham to have to pull out the banhammer on me because I exceeded one of the Insta-Bannable offenses

of course, if you wish to trade offsite methods of data transfer, you could get a sneak preview... send me a PM if so.

Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.

...I think the only reason why my last crack pairing would be acceptable is that I have no idea what Haley is doing/would want to do with all that stuff; I literally just typed down random things there.

[Dark Faun]

Delay To reduce spam, there is a short 2 day waiting period before new users are allowed to submit stories.

Look at the bright side: it means you'll have time to put the finishing touches to your story.

electrical torture, bondage, and tentacles

Yeah, that's gonna attract the banhammer and the lockaxe.

Coffee, Janine x Radic is now on my to-do list. Do you prefer cute or sexy?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yeah, that's gonna attract the banhammer and the lockaxe.

And that would be wrong.

So, Discord, how's that crack pairing going?

And if you want to see a sneak preview of the pregnant elf I was talking about (While she's not pregnant), well, here. It was a secret Santa comic I made for Silverraptor because he didn't get any and I felt badly for him.

EDIT:

Coffee, Janine x Radic is now on my to-do list. Do you prefer cute or sexy?

Funny. You don't know much about the characters, so I'll just tell you that Janine is Chaotic Good, devoted to Astrid (The goddess she worships), and...Exuberant, and Radic is Neutral Good and, as she describes herself, "An overconfident tree-hugger". That's only the very basics; I'll let you do what you want from there. Only little thing is that, if you could, could you post on that thread as well as this? Seriously, thank you. This is going to be good; I know it.

[Dark Faun]

So, Discord, how's that crack pairing going?

First I'll try to get some sleep and then I'll work on it once you're specified whether you want cute, sexy, naughty, etc.

And if you want to see a sneak preview of the pregnant elf I was talking about (While she's not pregnant), well, here. It was a secret Santa comic I made for Silverraptor because he didn't get any and I felt badly for him.

Poor Silverraptor.

I like her. I now ship her with V.

Funny. You don't know much about the characters, so I'll just tell you that Janine is Chaotic Good, devoted to Astrid (The goddess she worships), and...Exuberant, and Radic is Neutral Good and, as she describes herself, "An overconfident tree-hugger". That's only the very basics; I'll let you do what you want from there. Only little thing is that, if you could, could you post on that thread as well as this? Seriously, thank you. This is going to be good; I know it.

Haha, as if you needed to know the characters to ship them together.

I figured Radic was Good when she used "defenseless" as a reason to prevent Matt to kill the weasel. A Neutral druid wouldn't care about whether an animal can defend itself or not since animals always go for the weakest when they hunt and an Evil druid... well, we know what Leeky thinks.

I'll see what a few hours of sleep do to my inspiration.

[CoffeeIncluded]

First I'll try to get some sleep and then I'll work on it once you're specified whether you want cute, sexy, naughty, etc.

My only two qualifications:
1. Funny.
2. Not R-rated.
Other than that, I'm good. :smallbiggrin

I like her. I now ship her with V.

...*Falls over in laughter* Discord, Discord, Discord...

What do you like about her?

[Dark Faun]

My only two qualifications:
1. Funny.
2. Not R-rated.
Other than that, I'm good. :smallbiggrin

I wouldn't do anything R-rated anyway.

Funny? I was thinking about a simple image with them holding hands or kissing. I'll have to actually put some thoughts in this. Hm. I'm not used to that.

...*Falls over in laughter* Discord, Discord, Discord...

What do you like about her?

As usual, I don't really know, other than I like her personality.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I wouldn't do anything R-rated anyway.

Funny? I was thinking about a simple image with them holding hands or kissing. I'll have to actually put some thoughts in this. Hm. I'm not used to that.


As usual, I don't really know, other than I like her personality.

Well, it doesn't have to be funny. Just do whatever.

Okay. I just ask that a lot. Looking for constructive criticism and so forth.

Is it because she's got a very...Un-elvish personality? And that she's a powerful elf wizard who has two biological children? That are half-elves?

[ShneekeyTheLost]

Look at the bright side: it means you'll have time to put the finishing touches to your story.

Yea, but that generally works better with feedback...

oh well, I get to post it for New Years

[Dark_Stryke]

Speaking of feedback...

It's been 5 pages since I wrote the last part of my story. Did anybody read it (Other than Half-Halfling with his wonderful art)?

Unless I missed something, nobody even commented on it. Does everyone just hate Roy/Miko so much that they can't stomach a story about it? Too much talking? Any feedback is better than none.

*puppydog eyes*

[CoffeeIncluded]

Speaking of feedback...

It's been 5 pages since I wrote the last part of my story. Did anybody read it (Other than Half-Halfling with his wonderful art)?

Unless I missed something, nobody even commented on it. Does everyone just hate Roy/Miko so much that they can't stomach a story about it? Too much talking? Any feedback is better than none.

*puppydog eyes*

I did read it, and I like it.

[Nathander]

Speaking of feedback...

It's been 5 pages since I wrote the last part of my story. Did anybody read it (Other than Half-Halfling with his wonderful art)?

Unless I missed something, nobody even commented on it. Does everyone just hate Roy/Miko so much that they can't stomach a story about it? Too much talking? Any feedback is better than none.

*puppydog eyes*

I love your story, honestly. I just don't tend to really have the time to get on that often to post anything. But seriously, keep 'em coming.

Also, thank you to half-halfling for the fanart. That really brightened my day when I saw that yesterday, as work had been terrible that night.

Also, since there's so much discussion on it right now, I'll be going to read your webcomic now, CoffeeIncluded. I'll give you some feedback once I finish it, if you'd like.

[Dark_Stryke]

Thanks guys. I guess I have terrible paranoia about my own work. And Coffee, reading your webcomic has been on my to-do list for a while now. Will definitely get around to it soon. I'm a biiiiiit out of it because of cold meds (and the cold they're barely helping me with) at the moment, though. Not feeling up to reading + feedback.

[Nathander]

Thanks guys. I guess I have terrible paranoia about my own work. And Coffee, reading your webcomic has been on my to-do list for a while now. Will definitely get around to it soon. I'm a biiiiiit out of it because of cold meds (and the cold they're barely helping me with) at the moment, though. Not feeling up to reading + feedback.

Same here with the paranoia thing. I've just gotten better at keeping from blurting it out, really.

[Dark_Stryke]

Oh, okay, There's only 8 comics. I can do this.

Alright Coffee:

Some of the incidental jokes really had me laughing (The Dire Bear Asses things was genius). Punchlines weren't all winners, but they can't always be. Maybe I just didn't get a few of them. Like, why did Lloyd think the marching order was divine punishment? I could understand if Janine had just contributed to the argument, but it seems like she solved it pretty handily. So what was Lloyd's problem?

As for characterization, so far it's pretty good. I like your portrayal of Lloyd. He's a paladin, but he's not a jerk about it. That's how paladin's should act. Matt Silver is interesting (and I like how he shows up in the background of comic 3), but I'm not sure why he was so panicked about maximum security. If he's a good enough rogue that Lloyd wants to take him to fight a CR9 dragon, he's probably good enough to break out of any jail in that town (It looked pretty rural, but I could be wrong). I'm not sure what to make of Radic or Janine yet. I don't dislike either character, but I don't really like them much either.

All in all it's pretty good. Keep at it, it can only get better as you go!

[Silverraptor]

What sucks is that I haven't really been keeping up with Water-smurf's story.

It will take me a while to find out where I last left off. I am sorry.

So, any suggestions on what I should read and in what order?

[Aaron]

Nah, I'm good. Thanks though.

...I think the only reason why my last crack pairing would be acceptable is that I have no idea what Haley is doing/would want to do with all that stuff; I literally just typed down random things there.

Wait, what? But doesn't that...mean that you...*fails will save and re-reads Coffee's story*
You made that up!!! *brain melts into a pile of goo*

Not again!

Poor Silverraptor.

I like her. I now ship her with V.

...*Falls over in laughter* Discord, Discord, Discord...

... *also falls over laughing*
Write it! Write it! Write it!

Funny? I was thinking about a simple image with them holding hands or kissing. I'll have to actually put some thoughts in this. Hm. I'm not used to that.

Wait, so you also just type up random stuff?

Well, it doesn't have to be funny. Just do whatever.

Ahh, but we want it to be funny.

Is it because she's got a very...Un-elvish personality? And that she's a powerful elf wizard who has two biological children? That are half-elves?

Half-elves are a perfectly acceptable form of cross-breading. Now Cloask and his soon to be hatched eggs, however...

[Zanaril]

I have a question: why have we never shipped Vaarsuvius and Black Mage?

Just registered... so two days, unfortunately... This makes me a sad panda.

Fortunately, the story in question is more suggestive than explicit

Look on the bright side: you can read fanfic while you're waiting!

I literally just typed down random things there.

Don't worry, we all do that. But it's really not constructive for writing longer stories.

It will take me a while to find out where I last left off. I am sorry.

So, any suggestions on what I should read and in what order?

Read them in the order they're linked in the archive.

I know the sheriff posted this in the fanservice thread, but I want to cross-post it here, just because I feel you guys need a reminder sometimes. Just in case, really. I don't want us to die! I'm sure we're only not on a thinner razor's edge than them because we don't have the PMs.

I've never been keen on that metaphor (no pun intended). I prefer to think of it more like a slippery slope with a hidden spiked pit.

So this boils down to... if in doubt, put it on FF.net and post a link?

Now Cloask and his soon to be hatched eggs, however...

They're not.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh, okay, There's only 8 comics. I can do this.

Alright Coffee:

Some of the incidental jokes really had me laughing (The Dire Bear Asses things was genius). Punchlines weren't all winners, but they can't always be. Maybe I just didn't get a few of them. Like, why did Lloyd think the marching order was divine punishment? I could understand if Janine had just contributed to the argument, but it seems like she solved it pretty handily. So what was Lloyd's problem?

As for characterization, so far it's pretty good. I like your portrayal of Lloyd. He's a paladin, but he's not a jerk about it. That's how paladin's should act. Matt Silver is interesting (and I like how he shows up in the background of comic 3), but I'm not sure why he was so panicked about maximum security. If he's a good enough rogue that Lloyd wants to take him to fight a CR9 dragon, he's probably good enough to break out of any jail in that town (It looked pretty rural, but I could be wrong). I'm not sure what to make of Radic or Janine yet. I don't dislike either character, but I don't really like them much either.

All in all it's pretty good. Keep at it, it can only get better as you go!

Why, thank you.

Lloyd's commenting on the group dynamic and how much of a pain Matt's going to be. Yes, he was the one who said, "Bring him along", and that's part of the reason he's complaining. It's more of an aside comment though. Also, he's harboring a lot of guilt about some thing he did in the past.

2. Maximum security is maximum security.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I've never been keen on that metaphor (no pun intended). I prefer to think of it more like a slippery slope with a hidden spiked pit.

Completely not the point.

So this boils down to... if in doubt, put it on FF.net and post a link?

Boils down to being careful and remembering the rules still exist. You guy's haven't been bad about it as far as I can tell, but I just wanted to remind you. We get close to the line sometimes, I think.

Although if you're wondering about whether it's in the rules, maybe a mod would help you figure out whether it is or not.
(I seriously suggest ASKING before sending them one though)

[Meg]

2. Maximum security is maximum security.

I read and liked your comic as well, but my one complaint is this: If Matt's been caught stealing nine times, he's clearly not a very good rogue, is he?

And Dark_Stryke, I've been reading your story. It's good. Also, colds just stink, don't they?

[The Dark Fiddler]

I read and liked your comic as well, but my one complaint is this: If Matt's been caught stealing nine times, he's clearly not a very good rogue, is he?

Nine out of nine-hundred is still only 1%.

@Dark_Stryke: With how fast the thread grows anymore, I tend not to read as many of the stories as I used to, personally. Yours is just a victim of that.

However, from what little I picked up, it seems good, so maybe I'll get down to it and try to read it.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I read and liked your comic as well, but my one complaint is this: If Matt's been caught stealing nine times, he's clearly not a very good rogue, is he?

He's unlucky. And what Dark Fiddler said.

[Lawyergoblin]

Are you talking about my story or the new comic?

Your story. I have complete access to the new comic.

[Lawyergoblin]

And look at that. I just got it to work. Happy jig time!

[Asta Kask]

Something along the lines of slow castration with dull rusty weaponry.

Don't you mean neuter?

[BatRobin]

Just incase...

If a thread EVER gets locked.


If a great Cracky thread gets locked, Fiddler makes a new one, but the title being x.5: Title.

For example, if this got locked.


Crack Pairings IV.V - You Can't Unread It...Or Can You?

[Silverraptor]

Alright! I have somewhat of a deflating ego angry rant here. I mention my comic in here and only a couple people mention it. Yet when Coffee does it with my help, there is a discussion all about it. Why did that not happen with my comic "Idiosyncrasy"?

Sorry. Like I said, my ego is hurting.