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2010-01-06, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Well, the only solution is, of course, that Inky had done something to scare V off.
The problem you are facing is that Redcloak is very intelligent and very wise. Such people tend not to be overwhelmed by their emotions. But if he hadn't slept for a while for worrying about V, things might be different.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-06, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Ive already got a skelloten of a plot. I already added the positive triats to my Salinah Now i want to find some negatives.
The positive is that she doesnt blame other people and she already knows about the sins of her parents. I wanted to Have her sort of as an opposite from tiasal. I honestly Dont like the "OMG my parents where secretly evil and now im gonna act like a jerk" (But your story still kicks major assage). Basicaly nale riased her alone and told her the basic "I did many horrible things" stuff not in detail. I just thought this was TOO good for a Tiefling and I wanted to lower the Mary sue level. Any Ideas?
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2010-01-06, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Hey, thank you very much. I appreciate the compliment. I've really loved your stuff as well. Thanks for pointing out the mistake, by the way. I'll have to work on correcting that soon.
Also, good work as usual everyone. I especially liked Sereg and Oooohaloophole's work, and half-halfling's pic as usual was fantastic.
While we're on the topic of dreams, I usually don't remember them. However, I've started to remember pieces of them more and more lately. From last night, what I can best remember is that I was a bee for some reason, and I'm just buzzing around. Eventually, I end up buzzing around some wasteland with scorched rock, and there's this giant cavern that appears to have teeth in it.
So little bee-me is looking down at this cavern, when suddenly there's a solar flare. This big giant pair of flaming female lips appears in the sky (before anyone asks, no; it didn't look like the Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Wall lips) and says to me in a man's voice, "I know it looks like there is, but there totally isn't a creature in that cavern."
That's all I remember. It's asinine and unimportant but hey, ain't all dreams?Assistant Executioneer of the Fanclub
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2010-01-06, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Speaking of dreams, my common nightmares tend to include:
Failing classes
Getting humiliated in class/competitions
People hurting me/family/friends/pets/animals
When I try to tell people something's wrong and they don't listen...My webcomic!
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2010-01-06, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I dare someone to write a fic with OOTS Jr.
Just for fun, no crack.SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2010-01-06, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Dreams huh?
...Most of my dreams tend to involve at least one of the following.
-Snake people (Those creatures with the lower body of a snake and the upper body of a human)
-Dragons (The outcome of these are always either lots and lots of fire and screaming, or the dragons going all rabbit like on each other)
-Corrupt politicians and evil lawyers screwing over the world in general.
-Self-insertion into various video games i have played (Most of them ends with me dying horribly during the final boss fight )
-Lovecraftian abominations taking over the universe and killing everyone.
-ZOMBIES!!!11!!!one1one!!
-The military going nuts and killing every last civilian in the world for the lulz
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2010-01-06, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My dreams tend to be complete nonsense, or me being horribly tortured just barely out of earshot of my friends and family. My one recurring dream happened when I was eight. Every night for a month I had a dream that Little Bear and his friends pushed me down a well, laughing and pointing as I drowned. Then Harry Potter would save me, and we'd get married. I was kind of an odd little kid.
Also, there's a guy named Elan in one of my classes.Last edited by Meg; 2010-01-06 at 04:56 PM.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2010-01-06, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Yeah Zombies for me. Im fine with dying in my dreams, but killing my family is just sick.
And closak, how come itl end badly? If you want ill resurect them after killing them if you want?
Edit: and please give suggestions on flaws, I dont want Her to become another Luna (Shudders).Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-06 at 05:19 PM.
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2010-01-06, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Admittedly it would take an Elan-esque level of miscommunication for Reddy to get the wrong idea and not try to get to the bottom of it. I'm having trouble picturing quite how their conversation would go (I'm assuming Inky would try to blame Reddy first, since it's easier both because Reddy's a goblin and because Inky doesn't want it to be V's fault).
Once Inky starts ranting about how unaffectionate V was, Reddy might point out in V's defense that it could have been Inky who was too intolerant, especially since the V that Reddy knows is affectionate. It's not true; Inkyrius did try and make their relationship work even if hir didn't go about it in the right way, but this isn't necessarily obvious from Reddy's point of view. And Inky - who really doesn't seem to know what went wrong - would probably just carry on blaming V's shortcommings.
But how would he deal with this? Get tense and defensive of course, but he wouldn't want to do anything bad to V's ex-spouse. Vaarsuvius has enough to deal with as-is.
And how would he react to the fact that Vaarsuvius hadn't slept with her spouse often at all? I mean, he and V have been acting a little like rabbits. From his point of view, Vaarsuvius has the potential to be a very sensual person and has a healthy interest in sex. Sure, it'd be flattering, but it'd also be a little awkward to learn...
...Now I want to make a V/orc pairing just to stick it to the so-called 'limits'...
A lot of mine are just me flying around while people stare in awe at my flying powers, while I keep insisting to them that it's just a dream.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-06 at 05:24 PM.
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2010-01-06, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
GODS STAY AWAY LITTLE BEAR!
That thing is creepy.
On another note, I might actually try to write a V/Elan fic, it sounds fun and I've had a plot running in my head. (I wrote a bit of a fic, but I got a new computer so I don't have it anymore.)
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2010-01-06, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Several parts had me literally lol-ing. I guess poor Casey is lucky she--whoops, he--has one of those unisex names... Can't wait for the next chapter!
Funny pic, Half-halfling!
For some reason I find this hilarious.
student: But how do you <something related to complicated weaponry>?
Samus: *demonstrates, causing a small explosion*
student: I'm sorry if it's a stupid question, but you didn't have to try to blow me up.
Samus: *demonstrates again*
student: Alright, alright, I'll just go figure it out for myself, sheesh.
Samus:
Anyway, I usually wouldn't join in the conversation about dreams since I don't remember 99% of mine, but, since this is the Crack Pairings Thread (and I probably only had this dream in the first place because I spend too much time here) I guess it's more than relevant to mention that last night I had a dream where Roy was at wit's end trying to keep Pregnant!V from flying into a hormone-induced rage (and yes, I'm pretty sure that Roy was the daddy). The gods were conspiring against him. No really, they manifested just to bug V and then somehow blame everything on Roy.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-06, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hooooraaaaay! Please Congratulate Me! I got the main role in little shop of Horrors for the school play!.
Oh samuas is nothing, Imagin bieng link.
So Your the gannon dude ive heard about
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Cool! What powers have you got
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You like eating moles? So do I!
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Edit: PLEEASE PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR FLAWS!Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-06 at 05:53 PM.
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2010-01-06, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Heheh. Life must suck for video game characters that can't talk. Congratulations!
Edit: Okay, let's see... Since she's understanding about her father's past, maybe she's overly defensive when it comes to people who aren't? Maybe she inherited from her father a flair for drama that goes too far sometimes, or his tendancy to get obsessive?Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2010-01-06 at 05:57 PM.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-06, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-06, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Remember that he's still high on hormones if V is still pregnant. If he perceives anyone as a threat to his mate, his instinct demands that he remove them immediately.
In that state, I think it would be hard to keep a completely level head.
Oh, is that how it came off? (Prepare for Psychology nerd-ism.)
Tiasal hasn't turned to Xykon because her parents did horrible things. That just shook her up and made her uncertain about how her family must see her, while at the same time planting the seeds of her trust in Xykon, if not her loyalty. He was honest when no one else was.
What made her turn to Xykon was her own insecurity and feelings of betrayal. In her eyes, everyone she loves hates her because of her parents, the circumstances of her birth, and her species, and the only blood relation she knew, Right-Eye, had been just using her as a pawn this whole time. If her own uncle didn't love her, how could she be sure anyone else did? (Think about it--she has some internal insecurity over her parents because she doesn't know if she should be proud of them or not. She doesn't have any idea who they are, and a part of her unformed personality is staked on her image/opinion of them. While this is going on, her uncle watches out for her, gives her the affection her father can't give, and provides the love she craves. She loves him. Then she is led to believe that it was all faked because he considered his brother the most important factor and just wanted her to get Redcloak on the straight and narrow.)
Everyone she loves has betrayed her. Her parents never wanted her. Everyone she loves has kept important information away and lied through their teeth. Xykon is the only one she knows who's never put up a false pretense, never lied to her, never tried to subtly manipulate her, and never tried to make her think he loved her. And he won't do those things. He doesn't care about her view of her parents and he knows he can get what he wants without being subversive. He's, weirdly enough, the beacon for Tiasal when she doesn't know who or what to believe anymore. He's safe, he's honest, and he will never make her care enough to betray her.
And it's her way of telling all those people who used her and hurt her and hated her that she can do the same thing. She can make them hurt and she can hate just as hard. She's an angry and torn up little girl who just needs someone to tell her that she is loved and that her family doesn't think she's merely a grossly inconvenient abomination. As long as she feels that no one loves her, as long as she still is angry and resentful, she's going to stay with Xykon. He's the only one who hasn't hurt her, and he's the guaranteed way to make all those people regret using her and making her suffer.
I need to cut myself off, though, because I doubt you wanted to hear all this. (Unless someone else wants to hear, of course.)
In a nutshell, no, that is not why she went to Xykon.
I just thought this was TOO good for a Tiefling and I wanted to lower the Mary sue level. Any Ideas?
And yet it'd be so entertaining if they did get to that point...
Any ideas of how it could realistically go down? Redcloak's still running on hormones and likely a lack of sleep, so that'd probably make him a little less susceptible to logic, and Inky's on meds that make hir fuzzy and agitated. It can't be that hard for a misunderstanding to happen because Kyrie worded something unfortunately.
Once Inky starts ranting about how unaffectionate V was, Reddy might point out in V's defense that it could have been Inky who was too intolerant, especially since the V that Reddy knows is affectionate. It's not true; Inkyrius did try and make their relationship work even if hir didn't go about it in the right way, but this isn't necessarily obvious from Reddy's point of view. And Inky - who really doesn't seem to know what went wrong - would probably just carry on blaming V's shortcommings.
And, assuming Inky sees Vaarsuvius and Redcloak interacting at some point, how would s/he react? I mean, in all their years of marriage, Vaarsuvius was never overtly affectionate unless under special conditions. What was it about the evil goblin cleric that inspired that sort of love in V? Is it just that Inky isn't good enough? What?
Awkward and potentially worrying? He's going to start puzzling over why exactly this was, and why it's different now.
I forsee one really, really pissed Reddy in the future. How would he deal with that realization? He can't stand the thought of Vaarsuvius getting hurt--being raped is something way out of the ballpark.
At least there wouldn't be any unwelcome pregnancies if you were following that edition's rules.
A lot of mine are just me flying around while people stare in awe at my flying powers, while I keep insisting to them that it's just a dream.
For those of you who are wondering, getting settled back in school is a little hectic, so it's going to be hard for me to put any updates up. No fears, though! I'm working on them! :D
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-06, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Cause I seriosly desbelieve that ELAN of all people would "Forget the information". Seriosly he knows Drama BEST! He would slowly say "Tiasal, Your father hated all things Non Goblin, he still probably loves you". But He didnt. Hey I just dont like these TYPES of situations, not YOUR TYPE of situation.
Edit: She will be fed false information and attack completly Innocent Celestials instead of the Centinels (They are like the Centinels from X men, "Humans Do not be afraid, We are here to help you")Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-06 at 06:18 PM.
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2010-01-06, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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I just had a thought! Does Redcloak even know that V is married already? If V told him, could some one tell me in what chapter it was in.
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2010-01-06, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
She is divorced at this piont in time.
Edit: Water Smurf, YESSSHE IS A JERK! WHAT HAVE HER PARENT DONE TO HER! OTHER THAN SACRIFICE THIER LIVES TO SAVE HER! I understand she feels lied to, but her parents never did. Some smug a-hole siad they hated her, so what? People in my school tell me that all the time.Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-06 at 08:03 PM.
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2010-01-06, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Iam back. Great work have been done. Fun stories. Sad stories. OHMYGODMAKEITSTOP stories...
A late hello to coffee's friends. Writer's block gone. Writing Darth VXHaley.Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2010-01-06, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-06, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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What I'm saying is that what would Redcloak's reaction be if he suddenly found out about V being married to Kyrie. I imagine he would act unresponsive, but I am curious because I don't know how Redcloak would react. As far as I can tell, he has no idea of Kyrie even playing a part in V's life. How would he react if V, being in a hospital, giving birth, asked him to find an elf named Inkyrius who she is now divorced to.
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2010-01-06, 11:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
1: I can totally see V/Therkla. Probably the only Elf/Orc story I can find that doesn't involve either rape or Pompey.
2: Miko/Therkla has taken 2 characters I hate and made a working fic of them. Congatulations.
3: "It Started with a Kiss" is awesome. And "Haley, stop sexually confusing the noblewoman" deserves to be cannon. Or at least have a banner or something made out of it. Also, "Enjoyable Curses", perhaps?
4: I want my laptop back. I have an awesome bunny and I refuse to write it on a borrowed comp.[/sarcasm]
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2010-01-06, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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2010-01-07, 12:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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I was rather pleased with that line myself.
I could totally see it as a banner. Haley taking the girl's hand and winking (with a heart floating above her head), while the girl has a shocked expression on her face but is also blushing. With Roy face-palming off to the side, of course.
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2010-01-07, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Thank you Nathander for the compliment.
Half-halfling, I liked your spoon picture and Oooohaloophole I sense potential in your latest work.
[QUOTE=Zanaril]At least there wouldn't be any unwelcome pregnancies if you were following that edition's rules.[QUOTE]
I personally interpretted it as pregnancies are possible, but not viable. I came up with an idea that each produces an enzyme which becomes toxic when they interact. (I'm a geneticist and I love trying to understand the biology of fictional creatures using my work.)
I had an idea just after midnight this morning when I was trying to sleep. I've started writing the result. I call it "Manifestations". I'll post it when I'm finished.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2010-01-07, 12:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Sstoopidtallkid; 2010-01-07 at 12:58 AM.
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2010-01-07, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-07, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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I just thought I'd bring this up:
In the Arts and Crafts section, there's a semi-monthly contest called Iron Avatarist. The theme right now is Time Travel, and one of the categories is
Best OOTS Alternative Timline (any alternative timeline in the OOTSiverse)
Which should fit in nicely with some of the stories going on here (Discord, half-halfling, I'm looking in your directions).
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2010-01-07, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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