Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Closak]

Personally i'm obsessed with the Ancient Black Dragon.

*Stares lovingly at the ABD*


Though everyone probably already noticed that...

[Sereg]

Personally i'm obsessed with the Ancient Black Dragon.

*Stares lovingly at the ABD*


Though everyone probably already noticed that...

I was actually thinking of mentioning that.

[The Odor]

Alright, I sent it! I forget who else wanted to read Coffee x Elan so whoever wanted to see it, lemme know!

Me wanntee

[Morithias]

It's a combination of a few things, such as the will of the dice, the fact that some characters are easier to write and the fact that a lot of us (me included) are obsessed with Vaarsuvius. The only big Miko/Sangwaan fan here that I'm aware of is Raging Gene Ray. However, some of us do take requests and I'll write some Miko/Sangwaan for you if I come up with an idea.

Oh no, you don't have to do that. I know perfectly well that many people don't see the appeal in the said pairing. I just thought that there would be at least a few people in both categories.

No need for you to write the said fanfic if you don't want to. I was just making an observation. It would be like me saying "hey the first icon that you can pic instead of having no icon is a piece of paper". It doesn't mean I want Rich to change the order of the icons that you can pick for your message.

Thanks for your reply, shows some people are paying attention to my posts at least.

[The Odor]

Oh no, you don't have to do that. I know perfectly well that many people don't see the appeal in the said pairing. I just thought that there would be at least a few people in both categories.

No need for you to write the said fanfic if you don't want to. I was just making an observation. It would be like me saying "hey the first icon that you can pic instead of having no icon is a piece of paper". It doesn't mean I want Rich to change the order of the icons that you can pick for your message.

Thanks for your reply, shows some people are paying attention to my posts at least.

Can I make this request on my own behalf?

[Closak]

...*Starts laughing*

I just saw something odd on Fanfiction.Net.

They have done it again.


Also...*Starts breeding with the ABD right in plain sight of everyone*

Random guy: *Covers eyes* Get a room you infernal dragons!
Roy: ...*Loses conciousness*
Belkar: *Stabs his own eyes out*
V: AHHH MY EYES! MY POOR USELESS EYES!
Redcloak: ...*Pukes*
Xykon: *Takes notes, then laughs at Redcloak*

[Monzach]

I'd like to see the CoffeexElan story, if possible.

Also, I've only had one comment for my Bureaucratic Devas Gone Wild story...

[Morithias]

Can I make this request on my own behalf?

Go right ahead. No reason why you can't ask for the fic just because I was the one who brought it up.

[The Odor]

I want MikoXSangwang. Sugesting useing this pic.

[Morithias]

I want MikoXSangwang. Sugesting useing this pic.

My question is how the hell you would make that serious and not satire. 1. Who is Miko saluting to. 2. Where the hell did that giant thing of chocolate come from.

I'm sure the people here could pull it off, but it would be a tough job in my opinion.

Come on people, prove me wrong. We'll all be glad when you do it.

[The Dark Fiddler]

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Please tone it down Closak.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Please tone it down Closak.

Yeah, we're on thin ice here as it is!

Apologies if I haven't commented as much on other peoples' works. Rest assured that I read everything though.

[Morithias]

My question for that guy is how he's doing it, and still having her look like a dragon. I mean in order for it to actually work as a legit act of lust, she'd have to polymorph herself into a medium sized creature.

Oh and people, think about it.

Dragons are ALWAYS naked. Most creatures in the monster manual are. So unless he has his clothes off, you're technically not seeing something you didn't already before.

[Taekwondodo]

Hmm. What if it was Tiasal in trouble? How would either parent separately react?

Figure out your own characters reactions!

Actually I don't know. We haven't seen any interaction between V and Tia and v. little between Red and Tia so it's hard to say but I guess just thinking "parent" would work, basically protection and love.

Closak could you please tell me the name of the FF7 fic? I want to read it now.

[Closak]

I can do one better.

Note that the link leads to chapter 15.
Also note that he hasn't updated for quite a while (I'm starting to get a little bit worried)



And about the ABD.
I just think dragons are attractive for some reason.
Seriously.

[Taekwondodo]

I can do one better.

Note that the link leads to chapter 15.
Also note that he hasn't updated for quite a while (I'm starting to get a little bit worried)



And about the ABD.
I just think dragons are attractive for some reason.
Seriously.

Thank you!

[half-halfling]

I want MikoXSangwang.

I've made a banner:

[Morithias]

I've made a banner:

*SQUEALS* CAN I USE IT?!? PLEEEEEEEASE?

(Yes I'm that big of a fan)

[half-halfling]

*SQUEALS* CAN I USE IT?!? PLEEEEEEEASE?

I would be very happy happy if You do .

[Zanaril]

I've made a banner:

Only one of them knows what's going on, and it ain't the chick with eyes.

Interesting, interesting... Right-Eye will probably have some neat commentary on the story when he inevitably forces Reddy to spill the beans.

Patch: Let me get this straight: you were stuck in a laundery basket together.
Crim: Yes....
Patch: For half an hour of so?
Crim: I wasn't really keeping track of time.
Patch: And the elf was lying on top of you?
Crim: Yes, but-
Patch: And you still don't know whether it's a boy or a girl??!
Crim: I-
Patch: Eunuch!

Don't worry. I have no intention of failing every biology lesson I have or will take.

I think it'll be Reddy and V doing the learning.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Only one of them knows what's going on, and it ain't the chick with eyes.

I dunno, True Seeing and that smile...

[Water-Smurf]

I can help, if you need it.

I'm sure everyone else here will too.

Hm. I may take you up on that offer once it actually gets to that point. For now, they're still in the 'ew, that person' phase.

Would that be the to our ?

Yep.

Wait, you're a crazy person!?!? *gets out cleric supplies*
I'll fix that for you right away!

No! If I'm not crazy, how can I write crack? D:

Are you sure? If you want to write great stories, you MUST fail biology knowledge checks.

I take liberties with stuff like elven ears or something, but when it comes to intimacy and sexuality, I think that I'm going to stick to the usual rules of biology. There are some things that you just shouldn't mess with unless you really know what you are doing.

Figure out your own characters reactions!

*laughs* Alrighty. Thanks for all the help! ^.^

Patch: Let me get this straight: you were stuck in a laundery basket together.
Crim: Yes....
Patch: For half an hour of so?
Crim: I wasn't really keeping track of time.
Patch: And the elf was lying on top of you?
Crim: Yes, but-
Patch: And you still don't know whether it's a boy or a girl??!
Crim: I-
Patch: Eunuch!

*laughs* And then a similar conversation plays out in the girl's dorms.

Red: So this was half an hour.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And you were on him.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And he didn't try to grope you or something?
Elf: Red, stop talking.
Red: And you didn't even try to kiss him?!
Elf: I--
Red: Oh hell, I'm going to need to hook you two up now.

And cue Haley and Right-Eye conspiring to get them to go out.

I think it'll be Reddy and V doing the learning.

Oh yeah. In more ways than you realize.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I take liberties with stuff like elven ears or something, but when it comes to intimacy and sexuality, I think that I'm going to stick to the usual rules of biology. There are some things that you just shouldn't mess with unless you really know what you are doing.

I know. Just even hearing some of the stupid kids in class or even the bathroom...I feel like hitting something.

*laughs* And then a similar conversation plays out in the girl's dorms.

Red: So this was half an hour.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And you were on him.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And he didn't try to grope you or something?
Elf: Red, stop talking.
Red: And you didn't even try to kiss him?!
Elf: I--
Red: Oh hell, I'm going to need to hook you two up now.

And cue Haley and Right-Eye conspiring to get them to go out.

Please do this.

Oh yeah. In more ways than you realize.

Oh, the many ways this can be construed.

[Nathander]

I've made a banner:

D'aaaw, that's super cute as always, half-halfling.

[Zanaril]

Oh, the many ways this can be construed.

Just wait until he finds out about the ears!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Just wait until he finds out about the ears!

He's gonna go out and buy a featherduster, isn't he.

[Zanaril]

He's gonna go out and buy a featherduster, isn't he.

Is this before or after he finds out why it makes V blush?

And cue Haley and Right-Eye conspiring to get them to go out.

Double date!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Is this before or after he finds out why it makes V blush?

Uhhmm...Both?

[Aaron]

I've made a banner:

D'aaaw. Thats soooooo cute! Great job Half-Halfling! (or is it quarterling? I'm not sure. )

No! If I'm not crazy, how can I write crack? D:

I'm still going to take a look.
*uses cleric magic to look at Water-Smurf's brain*

Hmm...O, I see! Your common sense has been turned off in your brain, and your sanity is badly damaged. This unused excess brain power is going into your imagination and creativity area. Thus explaning why you write so many awesome stories.

I take liberties with stuff like elven ears or something, but when it comes to intimacy and sexuality, I think that I'm going to stick to the usual rules of biology. There are some things that you just shouldn't mess with unless you really know what you are doing.

*gets out biology books*

I'll take you on that promiss.

[Lawyergoblin]

Red: So this was half an hour.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And you were on him.
Elf: I do not want to talk about it.
Red: And he didn't try to grope you or something?
Elf: Red, stop talking.
Red: And you didn't even try to kiss him?!
Elf: I--
Red: Oh hell, I'm going to need to hook you two up now.

And cue Haley and Right-Eye conspiring to get them to go out.

0_o...
YES! YES! DO THIS! IT WILL FULFILL MY PROPHESIES OF YOU CREATING THE GREATEST PAIRING EVER!
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