Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[CoffeeIncluded]

You may want a pair of these for your birthday...

Foot+Mouth=Several uncomfortable questions.

And yes Asta, you can do a Coffee/Haley. But make it funny.

[Sereg]

...But there's no page 53!

*finds himself agreeing with Zanaril*

[Asta Kask]

Foot+Mouth=Several uncomfortable questions.

And yes Asta, you can do a Coffee/Haley. But make it funny.

I'll have to think about it for a while. My first impulse was for Haley to say "You're just a girl. I can't kill you - I'll give you a spanking instead." And that spanking leading... further.

[CoffeeIncluded]

...Okay...

My take on the situation:

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No, I couldn't do the picture without those. I just couldn't.

[Zanaril]

My take on the situation:

I'll never pay! Never!

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'll never pay! Never!

But would you pay $50, or $75?

Also, your other story was hilarious.

Also, I do my homework sitting on my bed (More room, my desk is a mess, and it's comfortable).

[Zanaril]

But would you pay $50, or $75?

A lot more than that.

And I did initially intend the story to be an actual shipping fic.

Halfway through I realised how creepy that would be.

[CoffeeIncluded]

A lot more than that.

And I did initially intend the story to be an actual shipping fic.

Halfway through I realised how creepy that would be.

Well, like I said, I do my homework sitting on my bed.

And pay up!

[Zanaril]

Well, like I said, I do my homework sitting on my bed.

Oh well, next time I'll know.

I use my bed as an extension of my desk, but I prefer sitting in my computer chair.

And pay up!

What part of never don't you understand?

Besides, I don't have $50 since we use a different currency over here.


...do you accept payment in alcohol?

Or in brain bleach? (Which is possibly the same substance.)

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh well, next time I'll know.

I use my bed as an extension of my desk, but I prefer sitting in my computer chair.



What part of never don't you understand?

Besides, I don't have $50 since we use a different currency over here.


...do you accept payment in alcohol?

Or in brain bleach? (Which is possibly the same substance.)

Well, my desk is...Let's just say I can't see the desk.

Where *do* you live? Greece? (Looking at location)

Then pay in Euros!

[Zanaril]

Well, my desk is...Let's just say I can't see the desk.

Where *do* you live? Greece? (Looking at location)

Then pay in Euros!

England.

We still use pounds.


As far as my location goes, I just cycle through various names for demonic dwellings.

[CoffeeIncluded]

England.

We still use pounds.

I know that. I'm not stupid.

Then pay in pounds!

[Zanaril]

I know that. I'm not stupid.

I was making a statement that we still haven't changed to using euros.

Then pay in pounds!

Also never!

[Asta Kask]

As far as my location goes, I just cycle through various names for demonic dwellings.

Kokytos is the river of wailing, isn't it? And how many £ are there to a $ nowadays?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Kokytos is the river of wailing, isn't it? And how many £ are there to a $ nowadays?

Right now? 1 British pound = 1.6259 U.S. dollars

And how much are you going to pay, Asta?

[Zanaril]

And how many £ are there to a $ nowadays?

I have no idea.

Edit: Coffee does, though.

[Saeyan]

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shortish rant (bullet-point'd):

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• my friend has just become an orphan
• ...which reminded me of another close friend losing a parent
• ...and my downstairs neighbor claims my family's making jackhammer-like noises at all times of the day/night
• ...so shouts out of her window at us (has stopped recently though, thank god)
• ...and came up in the middle of the night banging on our door and shouting in the corridoor, which freaked me out
• ...and I suspect they're also responsible for car-key scratches & dents on our car
• ...and the management (I live in a condominium) can't do anything cause there's no evidence for/against the case

On the plus side, school starts tomorrow!

tl;dr - sorry haven't been around for a while - my mood hasn't been that great, but here's some screenshots from my Sims game (800px wide)

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(Aandy trying to flirt, unsuccessfully, with V)

[Asta Kask]

Right now? 1 British pound = 1.6259 U.S. dollars

$1 is about 7 kronor, so 350 kr (525 if I enjoyed it.) Where do I send the money?

noooooooooooomghowdidwegettoSIXbloodythreads

With panache and style, that's how.

[CoffeeIncluded]

$1 is about 7 kronor, so 350 kr (525 if I enjoyed it.) Where do I send the money?

Just leave it at the UN building in New York City; I will be there to pick it up shortly.

Owch, sorry about that Saeyan. *Hugs*

Nice screenshots though.

[Zanaril]

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On the plus side, school starts tomorrow!

I hope things improve for you. Least you seem to like school.

(Aandy trying to flirt, unsuccessfully, with V)

Oh Aandy.

And that first screenshot:

[CoffeeIncluded]

But did you like it? (I mean constructive criticism here)

Fun Fact: That's my "official outfit"; I LOVE that color combination and will wear some variation of it whenever I get the chance. Half of my shirts are some shade of blue or green.

Another Fun Fact: That's actually a pretty good stick figure-ization of what I look like.

I'm doing Coffee/V next, so it can be "official". In writing this time.

[The Odor]

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shortish rant (bullet-point'd):

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• my friend has just become an orphan
• ...which reminded me of another close friend losing a parent
• ...and my downstairs neighbor claims my family's making jackhammer-like noises at all times of the day/night
• ...so shouts out of her window at us (has stopped recently though, thank god)
• ...and came up in the middle of the night banging on our door and shouting in the corridoor, which freaked me out
• ...and I suspect they're also responsible for car-key scratches & dents on our car
• ...and the management (I live in a condominium) can't do anything cause there's no evidence for/against the case

On the plus side, school starts tomorrow!

*Hugs*Tench

[The Dark Fiddler]

...Okay...

My take on the situation:


No, I couldn't do the picture without those. I just couldn't.

I'm not paying $50 just because I opened a spoiler.

(Also, does laughing count as enjoying? I'm not paying $75 either.)

[Asta Kask]

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• my friend has just become an orphan
• ...which reminded me of another close friend losing a parent
• ...and my downstairs neighbor claims my family's making jackhammer-like noises at all times of the day/night
• ...so shouts out of her window at us (has stopped recently though, thank god)
• ...and came up in the middle of the night banging on our door and shouting in the corridoor, which freaked me out
• ...and I suspect they're also responsible for car-key scratches & dents on our car
• ...and the management (I live in a condominium) can't do anything cause there's no evidence for/against the case

This too will pass. It's cliché, but time heals all wounds. Or at least puts a nice scab over them.

Fun Fact: That's my "official outfit"; I LOVE that color combination and will wear some variation of it whenever I get the chance. Half of my shirts are some shade of blue or green.

What's the pendant around your neck?

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm not paying $50 just because I opened a spoiler.

(Also, does laughing count as enjoying? I'm not paying $75 either.)

Yes. Yes it does.

I told you she was a fast learner!

What's the pendant around your neck?

It's actually a little necklace of a turtle made from snowflake obsidian (Hence the black and gray). I'm wearing it right now.

[Asta Kask]

I'm not paying $50 just because I opened a spoiler.

(Also, does laughing count as enjoying? I'm not paying $75 either.)

I'll pay it if she asks me in RL.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'll pay it if she asks me in RL.

Unfortunately I don't think it's economically viable to travel to Sweden to pick up the Swedish equivalent of $75.

Plus my parents will start asking uncomfortable questions.

[Oooohaloophole]

Uuuuuuum....Ok. So thats how you look like In real life...Hmmm. Well Il join in on the fun later. Hmmmm me/ABD? Me/Miko? Well sounds fun. But I dont think I would be able to do it unless I made them about the same age category as me....I think I ashamed Myself again. Fantasizing about kissing a fictional Stick Figure in a comic Parodying DND. I think I hit a New Low.

And I am realy realy sorry about all times I offended you Coffy. I was just kicked out of a summercamp because I refused to do these early morning prayers.

Watersmurf: Il Clarify: I meant that try not to spoil the suprise each time you say Maybe, or It sounds like.

[Zanaril]

Plus my parents will start asking uncomfortable questions.

Mine already worry.

I sometimes wonder if it would be worth explaining what we do here, or whether that would make them worry more. The problem with parents is that they can react unpredictably, but how they react has an impact on you.


Also the whole pointy ears thing.

[Oooohaloophole]

Mine already worry.

I sometimes wonder if it would be worth explaining what we do here, or whether that would make them worry more. The problem with parents is that they can react unpredictably, but how they react has an impact on you.


Also the whole pointly ears thing.

Huh, Is it too late to play your "Duuuh, I know nothing about Sexual Relationships Card?" Cause Im making a Natural 20 bluff check after another. I just realy dont want "The Talk".

Oh yeah pionty Ears.......God Im lonely.