Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template

[Draconi Redfir]

ight wisdom scores = high will saves dontcha know ;)

[Zanaril]

ight wisdom scores = high will saves dontcha know ;)

So Reddy will be tricky, but you've got a fair chance of beguiling Vaarsuvius.

[Lix Lorn]

And i can get beguiled by a shiny object. XD

[Draconi Redfir]

And i can get beguiled by a shiny object. XD

*shifty eyes*


*dangles a mini disco-ball*

comeon girl! get the ball! get the shiny ball!

[Lix Lorn]

SHINEEE
(Spirally eyes)

@_@

[CoffeeIncluded]

Guys, let's stay on topic.

[Lycan 01]

Hey guys. Just popping in to say hello, and see what I've missed over the last... 3 threads.

Did I miss anything important? How's everybody doing?

And since I'll probably never get around to fully writing it out, should I just write up a synopsis of what I had planned for V x Ciaphas Cain?

[otaku_lady89]

Omg. XD I totally wouldn't mind sharing! ^.^ I have no problem being V and Redcloak's household pet. XD

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hey guys. Just popping in to say hello, and see what I've missed over the last... 3 threads.

Did I miss anything important? How's everybody doing?

And since I'll probably never get around to fully writing it out, should I just write up a synopsis of what I had planned for V x Ciaphas Cain?

You...You missed a LOT of important stuff.

Don't talk like that; I'm sure you can fully write it out!

[Lycan 01]

Care to summarize what I missed? XD

Well, I kinda... planned a lot. And it would take me a LONG time to fully write it out. So, rather than never get around to finishing the story and leaving everyone confused and in suspence, I should at least let everyone know whatt he general gist of the story would have been...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Care to summarize what I missed? XD

Well, I kinda... planned a lot. And it would take me a LONG time to fully write it out. So, rather than never get around to finishing the story and leaving everyone confused and in suspence, I should at least let everyone know whatt he general gist of the story would have been...

A LOT of stories, we nearly got locked (Twice. ), Water-Smurf's been on a sort of emotional roller-coaster, Discord left...

It's your call. But why not try?

[Lycan 01]

I know ya'll almost got locked once for the self-inserts. What was the second time? Or are you not allowed to say? Aw, poor W-S... And why'd Discord leave?


Because I can't remember some of the specifics... XD

I also notice that this thread moves fast. I kinda feel like anything I write will quickly be lost in all the other stories and banter that fill these pages up quickly...

[CoffeeIncluded]

I know ya'll almost got locked once for the self-inserts. What was the second time? Or are you not allowed to say? Aw, poor W-S... And why'd Discord leave?


Because I can't remember some of the specifics... XD

I also notice that this thread moves fast. I kinda feel like anything I write will quickly be lost in all the other stories and banter that fill these pages up quickly...

Uh...Random crap and not board-friendly stuff...

Long story.

Trust me, it certainly won't! People have been asking what happened to your story!

Oh...Okay then.

[Lycan 01]

Ah. I see...

I can't even remember where I left it off. I think the last chapter I wrote didn't make it to the archives, so its lost somewhere in the last 5 crack pairing threads.


And I'm sorry, but I have trouble believing people have been asking about my stories...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Ah. I see...

I can't even remember where I left it off. I think the last chapter I wrote didn't make it to the archives, so its lost somewhere in the last 5 crack pairing threads.


And I'm sorry, but I have trouble believing people have been asking about my stories...

Why don't you check?

And it's true. A few people have been asking. Your story is better than you think it is.

[Lycan 01]

Ah! Found it... I wasn't sure if I'd revised Chapter 5, but I did.

Hm... Maaaayyyyyybe I can try to write up a new chapter. I'll just have to try and remember some character interaction I had planned between Cain and another famous 40K character.

I also need to figure out how I can keep V alive long enough for the romance to start.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Ah! Found it... I wasn't sure if I'd revised Chapter 5, but I did.

Hm... Maaaayyyyyybe I can try to write up a new chapter. I'll just have to try and remember some character interaction I had planned between Cain and another famous 40K character.

I also need to figure out how I can keep V alive long enough for the romance to start.

Yippee!!!

[Lycan 01]

Of course, I don't think many readers here will even know who or what I'm talking about at some points...

I could always try my hand at a random crack pairing for kicks and giggles while I plot. Any off-the-wall suggestions?

[otaku_lady89]

Urmmmm... How bout...

OH! Here's a good one!
Demon-Roaches/Durkon! But Durkon can't have his clericly powers for some off the wall reason! XD

[Lycan 01]

Heh heh... I have an idea...

Durkon x Demon Roaches

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"Durkon, what did you do before you became a Cleric?" Elan suddenly asked the Dwarf one evening.

"Eh?" Durkon arched an eyebrow, looking up from the campfire he'd been tending. "What d' ya mean?"

"I dunno," Elan shrugged. "I was just curious to see if you had some sort of secret past, or hidden background, or dark secret that drove you to take up the Cleric's shield in order to atone for your sins!" he grinned naively.

"You're an idiot..." Vaarsuvius, who was levitating a few feet away, remarked off-handedly from the depths of her trance.

"Er..." Durkon frowned, "I'm not really sure that thar's anythin' worth mentionin'. I mean... I suppose thar was tha time I took a pert-time job ta pay for my schoolin..."

"Ooooooh..." Elan leaned in, enthralled by the possibility of an interesting background revelation. "What was it like?"

"Wellllll..." Durkon mused.

---Flashback---

"Okay, lemme check the basement..." Durkon nodded to the owner of the home he was cleansing of vermin. Clad in a red jumpsuit, his bushy hair trapped poking out from under his gas mask in random tufts, the Dwarf staggered towards the door to the basement. With such a large tank of pesticide on his back, he often had trouble keeping his balance. Opening the door, he saw only darkness beneath beneath him. Slowly, he stuck his foot out, and upon finding the stairs began his descent.

It didn't take him long, though, to lose his balance and stumble down the stairs, each stair he smashed against causing him to yelp in pain and surprise. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the Dwarf hit the floor, and found himself sprawled out on the ground in absolute darkness. Staggering to his feet, the Dwarf reached into his side-pack and pulled out a sunrod. Smacking it against his gas mask a few times, the magical forces inside the item finally kicked in, and its warm glow instantly revealed the contents of the room.

The room was alive. Every square inch was a pulsating red mess, thousands upon thousands of demon roaches crawling and skittering over every exposed surface. All as one, they froze, and swiftly turned to stare at the exterminator. Dead silence fell as the Dwarf and the roaches stared at each other. Almost instantly, Durkon knew he was in trouble. His eyes wide in shock, he looked around, trying to see what the roaches were planning to do. However, the moment he heard one single, solitary snicker from a distant corner... he knew it was time to run.

The uncoordinated Dwarf began to stagger towards the stairs, but it was too late. "WE GOT A LIVE ONE!!" one Demon roach screamed. Almost instantly the room exploded into screams, cheers, and laughter, and a flood of crimson raced towards Durkon from all sides. "GO FOR HIS FEET!!" one voice screamed. "KNOCK HIM OFF BALANCE!!" another chimed. "I CALL HIS TOOOES!!" another screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Durkon screamed as his feet were pulled out from under him, just as he made it to the stairs. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NNOOOOOOO-" his screams were silenced quickly by a suffocating mass of mischevious daemonic insects.

---END FLASHBACK---

Durkon twitched noticeably. He then turned towards Elan and said, "Y'know, boy, I think ya might like it. Perhaps ya should look inta it sometime..."

"Okay!" Elan grinned gleefully. "I could use some extra GP..."

"Just be sure to put it ta good use," Durkon replied. He then added under his breath: "I spent mine on therapy..."

[Zanaril]

I know ya'll almost got locked once for the self-inserts. What was the second time? Or are you not allowed to say?

You could skim-read the last thread (look for the long-ish posts). That should give you an idea about where our discussion was going and why we had to break it off.

I can't even remember where I left it off. I think the last chapter I wrote didn't make it to the archives, so its lost somewhere in the last 5 crack pairing threads.

I think they were pretending V was their prisoner.

And I'm sorry, but I have trouble believing people have been asking about my stories...

Are you kidding? Yes we have!

[Asta Kask]

And if you feel the need to discuss non-board appropriate topics - or my beard for some reason - Water-Smurf has set up a Fan-Fiction forum. PM her for more info.

[The Dark Fiddler]

And if you feel the need to discuss non-board appropriate topics - or my beard for some reason - Water-Smurf has set up a Fan-Fiction board [wasalinkhere]here.[/wasalinkhere]

Perhaps we should put a link in the 1st post. Lira, can you arrange that?

Linking to pages discussing illegal topics is just as illegal as discussing them on the forum.

[Asta Kask]

Linking to pages discussing illegal topics is just as illegal as discussing them on the forum.

Right. Forgot about that. Edited my post to conform to those rules. Edit your quote of my post as well, will you?

[Lix Lorn]

Liked the DemonRoach/Durkon. XD

Waitwaitwait. OOtS warhammer crossovers? Show me. Now. Plz. (Begs)

[Sereg]

@Lycan 01: I enjoyed that. Welcome back. We really have missed you.

Waitwaitwait. OOtS warhammer crossovers? Show me. Now. Plz. (Begs)

Easiest way to get it is to look at the second post of the thread under Lycan 01.

[Lix Lorn]

Lycan? I have said this to more people than i can remember since i joined this forum, but you have been added to my listen of clerical patron god/desses. (Curtsey)
However... in the very first chapter... it's Sexy Shoeless God of WAR. WAR. Not Death. WAR.
You go, girl.
...I feel dirty.

[Debatra]

Of course, I don't think many readers here will even know who or what I'm talking about at some points...

Unfortunately, you'd be right. Quick description please?

[CoffeeIncluded]

See Lycan? I told you we'd been wondering about you! And that was a really funny story.

[Zanaril]

Question. To anyone who has read - I think it's SOD - there's this magic-disabling virus thing, right? That Xykon get's affected by?

Can anyone give me any information on it?