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2010-03-30, 07:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Water-Smurf, I <3'd that fic.
Your usual stories are a bit... massive. A bit larger than I can handle, I'm afraid. But this one was a small bite-sized piece of awesomeness that I was able to enjoy. So even if you think it was too short for your standards, I think it was just right for mine.
Lawyergoblin, I suppose you gotta do what you gotta do. We'll miss ya, man.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-03-30, 11:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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I also enjoyed that fic Water-Smurf.
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2010-03-31, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aww, that's sad. We'll miss you.
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2010-03-31, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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If it's money, we can give you a discount on Brain Bleach.
*hugs for everyone, but especially Lawyergoblin and Icastflare*
Liked the story, Smurf.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
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2010-03-31, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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This thread seems a strange, could someone explain it to me.
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Sigh, I remeber when the crack pairings began, i remember back in thread 1 comming up with the v x rc idea, water-smurf made it huge and i in no way want credit but its nice to see how big it is now i am glad i didnt do it.
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2010-03-31, 08:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-31, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I think he would be. By the time the initial 'wow, I have a kid' shock sinks in, he'll already be fiercely protective of it. And then he'll have plenty of time while it grows up to learn some parenting skills.
Would he really be able to take care of a baby while trying to get V? He'd either have to let someone else take care of the little one--maybe Inky if he's not so damaged and is on good terms--and hope he can find Vaarsuvius soon (though he'd probably visit often if the search took a while), or he'd have to put off finding V until the baby's older.
Then again, maybe that just wouldn't be possible. Or maybe he would get obsessive about finding V, and not realize he wasn't spending enough time with the kid.
Wait, if this is in the Snarl'd world, what happens if Kraagor and Mijung are alive and find out about all this?
However, if V is pregnant at that point it's going to be problematic for Soon. He can hardly just leave V in such a situation, and even after the kid is born it's still going to be his. But on the other hand he's finally been reunited with his wife, whom he thought he'd never see again.
Best case scenario? Mijung has already hooked up with Yutrin, Soon explains that she though she was dead, everyone forgives everyone else and they can go back to their desperate struggle to survive in the Snarl'd world.
Very nice characterisation and interactions there.
Hmm... did Tia explode that second egg on purpose?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-31 at 12:45 PM.
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2010-03-31, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
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2010-03-31, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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I dunno, it has a certain amount of charm...
Where did this come from?
I hope you still keep in touch through FF...
Hmm. Maybe I'll make a couple of short one shots. Not everything needs to be epic-length...
Oh yeah, I remember! Someone else wanted to do it, I think... *looks back* Oh, Zen_Heart. Doesn't look like she posted anything on it, though.
I guess that that stuff should be pretty instinctive. When you have a baby in your lap calling you 'daddy', you're probably going to melt whether you like it or not. And he's a paladin--he's made to protect those he loves, and I have no doubt in my mind that he'd love his child.
He'd have to fine someone to look after it - the longer lifespan thing means he can't really wait for it to grow up. But I don't think he wouldt leave for - say - six years. He'd make sure he was spending enough time with his child.
Then again, maybe that just wouldn't be possible. Or maybe he would get obsessive about finding V, and not realize he wasn't spending enough time with the kid.
Mijung would be furious - she sems like the type who might try to blame it on V - but Soon wouldn't let her blame V.
But Soon would still love V while this was going on, and V would be conflicted, so that may make things awkward...
However, if V is pregnant at that point it's going to be problematic for Soon. He can hardly just leave V in such a situation, and even after the kid is born it's still going to be his. But on the other hand he's finally been reunited with his wife, whom he thought he'd never see again.
Best case scenario? Mijung has already hooked up with Yutrin, Soon explains that she though she was dead, everyone forgives everyone else and they can go back to their desperate struggle to survive in the Snarl'd world.
Very nice characterisation and interactions there.
Hmm... did Tia explode that second egg on purpose?
Oh, I'm not sure if I've said anything about this yet, but I'll say it now because I know I've been hugely foggy and blank out: we're here for you if you're upset, Flare. You can always talk to us on FF.Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2010-03-31 at 04:31 PM.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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The squick comes later. I can't just have V screw Cain in the middle of a battle, now can I?
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Well, technically I could. But it wouldn't make an sense! XDAnemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2010-03-31, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Taking that Pompey is.. 43 IIRC, and seems to be an equivalent of a ~16 year old, then it's about 2.5 to 3 years for each human year. Which at half that of elves, seems right. Of course, this could vary greatly from half-elf to half-elf at the descretion of the plot...
But most likely, they'd be an adult at ~50 years.
Remember that at that age, they're still going to be growing up at a surprising rate. Kids tend to do that.
What's the honorable thing to do at that point? On one hand, he has the woman to whom he made vows of fidelity and 'til death do we part', both of which were broken but that wasn't really his fault, but on the other hand, he has the other woman he loves who is pregnant with his child and who may suffer very serious health problems because of it.
And then Aphrodite swoops in and gives Soon some convenient amnesia to match Mijung's so he doesn't have to pine for the rest of his life. Too bad she's too much of a bitch for that.
And yes, she did--she saw a tense situation brewing and immediately defused it.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-31 at 04:41 PM.
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What was that song? Cat's in the Cradle?
SpoilerMy child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then...
But anyway, if Soon's dedicated about it (and I don't doubt he would be) and Xykon puts the usual amount of effort in keeping track of things, Soon would probably be able to get Vaarsuvius back within three years, so before their child was ~1. S/he would still be nursing. V will be thrilled about that. </sarcasm>
Though that doesn't change the fact that he would be sad about missing their child's first years.
Sticking with V is probably the most honourable thing to do. He's made the choice to move on from his relationship with Mijung, and trying to revive it isn't going to do any good. He can't just forget about V now.
Although, if it's the same continuity and Mijung is also pregnant with Soon, things would get complicated.
Wait... what if they met Mijung after she'd completely forgotten about Soon?
He would probably decide that it's best if Mijung doesn't remember and he just lives nearby and helps with his two children, though I don't see V being too cozy with that arrangement.
She's her mother's daughter.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-31, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Or Soon could start his own harem - two wives and working on more!
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I'm not too sure about that. Soon doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would give up on Mijung that easily. It's pretty much a given that canonically, he never got over her death.
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...I just had a totally random thought. What are the racial abilities for a half elf, half goblin?
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After consulting with the other judges and entrants, I'm allowing Coffee to write her Passover themed Squickie for the April awards. I'm also allowing a *little* more flexibility with word counts and whatnot as this is our first proper attempt at this sort of thing.
Let me make one thing *explicitly* clear: Should any complaining, rules-lawyering or attempts to deviate even further from the Easter theme arise, then the Squickies will come to an abrupt and unpleasant end. The judges have spoken.
To avoid this sort of thing in future, themes will be non-holiday centric and avoiding all the other usual forum taboos.
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Thanks, Masamune!
This is CoffeeIncluded's Entry for the April Squickie Award
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"Haley! Haley, where are you? Haley!" Belkars shouts became more frantic as he dashed through the underground catacombs of the now-occupied Azure City. He had a feeling that these subterranean tunnels were always nearly impossible to navigate, and now things were even worst with the regular hobgoblin patrols. Belkar cursed loudly. Who designed these tunnels; an entire gang of dwarves? Stupid Durkon, stupid Elan and V for not waiting for them, stupid Roy for failing his reflex save against the pavement, stupid Hinjo for that stupid Mark of Justice, stupid thing in--
Belkar ran headlong into a solid wall of blackness, tumbling backwards over himself. "Yeesh? What was that?! Hey, get out of my way if you know what's good for you, you..." Belkar trailed off, his words stuck in his throat.
Staring at him was that deceptively powerful creature, hidden beneath a Hello Kitty umbrella and magical darkness, that creature in the shadows.
The creature looked down at him. Belkar remembered the earthquake it generated and couldn't help but shudder.
"Well, hiya!" the creature said jovially. Belkar gave the creature a blank stare. "Ooh, I remember you," it continued, "Aren't you one of Mr. Flopsy and Mr. Stiffly's friends? The one who can cook?"
"...I guess," Belkar finally managed to stammer. "Don't eat me! I'll feed you your own organs if you don't tell me the way out of here!"
"Actually, Mr. Cooky, I was looking for something to eat myself. Can you make me something yummy like last time? I think I know the way out of here, but it's hard to remember things on an empty stomach! Really! Redcloak doesn't believe me when I say that, he just thinks I want more food, but it's really hard to remember things when I'm hungry. You believe me, right?"
"Uh...Yeah, I guess. But why aren't they feeding you? I mean, if you're so strong, then shouldn't Xkyon and that stupid goblin be keeping you in top condition. Gods know Roy never did that," Belkar muttered to himself.
The creature nodded. "Yep, they are giving me all the food I want! But I've been sharing my stew with Mr. Stiffly, because they've stopped feeding him for some reason. And I don't want to see my friends get hungry. So can you make something for me to eat?"
"Uh..." Belkar began searching his pockets for something to start a fire with.
"Oh! I forgot the magic word! Never forget the magic word! Please?"
"..." At this point the halfling was confused. The creature was like a super-Thog or something. But at least now he had some info to bring back to Haley; she'd been really pissed since he snuck into the girls' sleeping area. Heh, totally worth it though. "Okay, I'll make you something." He searched his pockets again. Some lettuce, a hunk of cheese, a vial of vinegar, a small jar of oil, and a bit of bread. Well, at least he could make a salad out of this. Belkar began to arrange the ingredients before him. He was about to take the bread when the creature stopped him.
"No! You can't do that!"
"Can't do what?"
"You can't put bread in that!"
"...Why not? You were okay with that before."
"Yeah, but now I'm celebrating a holiday where I can't eat bread!"
"Celebrating a...Wait. That makes no sense."
"Yeah it does!" the creature protested. "A long time ago we couldn't eat bread because we didn't have time, and now we can, so for a week we don't eat bread to remember what it was like! Or something. I forget; I never paid attention to when my parents were talking about it..."
Belkar had actually fallen silent. At this point he was strongly considering just turning around and running for his life, when the creature continued.
"Anyways, you gotta use this instead of bread!" The creature handed Belkar a flat square that looked like a cracker. Belkar took a tentative nibble and promptly spat it out. Ugh! This tasted dry and stuck in his teeth!
"Yeah, it doesn't taste too good. And it messes with your digi...Dages...Insides."
Belkar shuddered at the visual. "Then screw tradition! Just have bread!"
"What? No! I've got to celebrate the holiday, and that means NO BREAD!!!"
Belkar clapped his ears, which were now ringing in pain. The creature's shouts were still echoing through the tunnels. "Okay! Okay! Here's your salad!" Belkar quickly took the cracker-like excuse for food and crumbled it over the salad. He groaned to himself and closed his eyes; this was probably a -4 to his Profession check, and knowing his luck he probably rolled a 1...
When Belkar opened his eyes again, he saw the creature licking the stone slab that he had used for a plate clean. "That's yummy, Mr. Cooky! You're a really good cook! Thanks!"
Belkar laughed, weak with relief. "Uh...The exit?"
"Oh! Oh right, it's that way! Thanks Mr. Cooky!"
Belkar was halfway down the corridor before the creature could finish his sentence. Man, that creature is freaky, he thought. Not half-bad, though.
...Thoughts?Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-31 at 06:38 PM.
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Touche.
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(Warning; the following post contains a lot of moaning and complaining and somewhat humorous depression.)
Aww...this seems like a nice thread, but sadly I can't read it, I mean I shouldn't. I've learned my lesson by now, I shall never read fanfic again, whatever the original story!
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...BUT I WANT TO!!!! Some of these seem so funny and interesting and... Aargh!! I want to read...
Especially that story about V and Redcloak by Water-Smurf...
And I was stupid enough to read that first chapter!I'm just too curious...perhaps I should make this one exception...
...-NO!! I have learned my lesson from previous years with stories like Harry Potter or LotR. If I start to read fanfic (especially this sort) I'll never be able to take the characters in question seriously in the original story again! I'll just...grin and snicker every time they appear! And OotS is such a great story...
...But I would so like to read these... at least that one mentioned, it seemed interesting, and so well-written.(And starring my two favorite characters)
Aaarg! What am I gonna do! *bangs her head on the bathroom wall*(hardest surface in the apartment)
*sigh* I'll just have to bear this mental distress, I suppose.
I'm sorry if I sound weird,firstly I am Chaotic by nature and the fact that it is over 3 AM here where I live doesn't really help either, so... (Easter-holiday, no need to wake up early tomorrow)
...Oaargh! I want- Okay, no shut up me! You're annoying other people!
Sorry about this, *bows*, I just needed to complain about this dilemma of mine somewhere.
Please someone, convince me that it's completely okay to read this stuff-NO, what am I saying! O_O
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Eek!I'm being brainwashed! And the fact that I don't seem to mind doesn't really help...
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That’s bugbear brand brainwashin™ love, best in the world!
"See things our way or have your skull crushed in so hard, your entire family feels it!" that’s our motto!Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-03-31 at 11:42 PM.
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