Pirates V Recruitment: so Structured, its silly!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

AHOY POTENTIAL TRAVELER

Are you worn out from having your village ravaged by supernatural invaders and seeing your friends eaten every night? How would you like to escape from the horrors of being a victim while still enjoying all the unique and rich history that is contained in these threads? Then come buy a ticket for the maiden voyage of the Cruise Ship "Bandwagon."

The "Bandwagon" will take you on a tour of the various islands of the Structured Games section of the ocean. Each island has its own culture, history, and folk lore about monsters that attacked villages. Of course, we take very strict precautions to protect all passengers and crew from these monsters.

Of course, there are rumors of the creepy pirate cultist Supagoof and his crew of creepy cultist pirates being spotted in the area on their ship, the Purple Shield. Some say that they've seen a ship with purple sails that's crewed by the mad, and captained by a man so goofy that Disney itself spat him back out

We don't expect any trouble from pirates, however, we understand you landlubbers may be a little reluctant to join our cruise, so we're offering up an incentive. Everyone who signs up for the cruise will receive a free "I survived the sign-up thread" badge! So don't delay!

(Alarra, Atreyu, and Indurain proudly bring to you, PIRATES V! We are still ironing out the details, but rest assured, it will be mostly simple as far as rules go, we will try to keep it light-hearted and humorous, and THERE WILL NOT BE A CULT!)

Player list

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{table]Player|Playing as
Billtodamax|A drunkard
Haruki|Unless he tells me otherwise, an angel!
Murska|Unless he tells me otherwise, someone with phat lewt.
Fiery Tower| Hmmmmm....I'm not sure.
Aemoh|A something or someone
Crown of Thorns| Probably an Alakazam
Evnafets| Probably a small werewolf child, but who knows.
Griever| we'll find out together!
Dallas-Dakota|a Dutch Hobbit, or a halfling, as some of you humons call us.
Castaras| A Pie-rate
Haphazard| Some thing nifty
Timberwolf| Someone who smuggled a giant mecha onto a pirate ship?
Thufir| He's playing as Thufir.....I think?
Fleeing Coward| dunno
Mustiado| a giant mechanical squid if we're all lucky
Shadow| dunno, probably an overworked bartender who won't post much and WON'T break my game this time
Whitehelm| I don't know, but its probably edible
Smellie Hippie| Someone who keeps finding zombies randomly?
Reinholdt|a cultist who is a member of a cult that doesn't actually exist, but he thinks it does cause he read about it on the internet.
Zar Peter| an astrologer?
Supagoof| Something who WON'T break my carefully constructed game! Hopefully, something with hair by the beginning of the voyage, but not by the end.
Istari| dunno, maybe a pokellama llamachu?
Fin| A monkey if we're lucky
Philistine| Errol Flynn, maybe?
Nehh| not sure, but i'm intrigued
The Phantom| maybe a man, maybe a dragon, maybe a dragon man
Robert Blackwater| A thingy?
Calar| a talking tiger maybe...one that raps??
The Valiant Turtle| the duck not appearing in the cult which is not appearing in this game.
Deathslayer7|A treacherous first mate
Lex-Kat| A hench-pixie (do not lynch my hench-pixie!!)
Blue Ghost|Captain Jacques le Bleu (who may or may not actually be a captain)
Zombieninja|a crazy guy
Uncle Festy|A clueless tourist
PirateMonk|Whatever....if you're not gonna pick something I'm gonna make you a robotic Smurf who keeps using the phrase "krunk" instead of Smurf
banthesun| he didn't say, so I'm assuming an ancient undead lich who is only a brain in a jar
LittleLostBear| A cold shirtless teddy bear
Helgraf| He didn't say, ummm....the guy who carries around the lich in the jar?
Cd4|A guy from a place
Mordoka|A paladin...maybe a blackguard..kinda depends of Flora, I think
Ranna| A hider!
Yimmythesneak| a rogue? He is a sneak.
B-Man| B-kachu?
Eldritch Knight| Maybe he'll play the chest device that keeps Tony Stark Alive?
Irbis| Impressed!
Trixie| Impressed!
Zeb the Troll|didn't post, but luckily is married to a narrator who is kind enough to poke him before she sends out roles to say 'hey, didn't you want to be in this game?'
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Roles:
Smellie Hippie :Feuding with Archonic Energy. His win condition is that Archonic Energy must be dead by the end of the game and Mr. Hippie must be alive. Smellie Hippie may be a pirate or passenger.
Archonic Energy: Feuding with Smellie Hippie. His win condition is that Smellie Hippie must be dead by the end of the game and Mr. Energy must be alive. Archonic Energy may be a pirate or passenger.

[billtodamax]

Woo!

*brings rum*

I'm in!

[Haruki-kun]

In with filler.

[Murska]

In with phat lewt.

[TFT]

In.

With other words.

[Aemoh]

In, says I.

[Etcetera]

Arrrrrrrrrr!
In!
Somersetisan accent ahoy!

[evnafets]

Poof!

Sign me up for this game. I want to take over the entire ship again!

[Griever]

In if you'll have me.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yarrrr, this dutch sailor be in!
I actually come from a sailor family.

[Castaras]

Yaaarrrr! The Pie-rate is in!

[hap_hazard]

In.

[Timberwolf]

Yaaarrrr! The Pie-rate is in!

Arr, in to make Cassie walk the plank !

(I was only going to play LLD, WHY DO ALL MY FAVOURITES HAVE TO TEMPT ME !!??)

[Thufir]

I'm in.
Now... bring me that horizon.

[Fleeing Coward]

Count me in

[Mustiado]

Avast, jolly good and what what. Or in.

[Shadow]

Poof!

Sign me up for this game. I want to take over the entire ship again!

I'll have what he's having, but super-size me!

[whitehelm]

In of course.

[smellie_hippie]

Avast!! Ye cattle-headed landlubbers had best stay in yer sandbox! This ship be fer pirates!

You there! Keep yer stinkin' hands off me rum!!

I'll keelhaul any bilge rat who thinks they'll be sailin' these waters without earnin' their keep.

in.

[Reinholdt]

In as a cultist who is a member of a cult that doesn't actually exist, but he thinks it does cause he read about it on the internet.

[Zar Peter]

Xavier! We want to book a ticket for this journey.

But sir! You died last time we did this.

Don't remember me... but I want on this cruise.

Sigh... ok. IN!

[Supagoof]

Of course, there are rumors of the creepy pirate cultist Supagoof and his crew of creepy cultist pirates being spotted in the area on their ship, the Purple Shield. Some say that they've seen a ship with purple sails that's crewed by the mad, and captained by a man so goofy that Disney itself spat him back out

Arrrrghaahaaahaahyuck!

You will rue the day you dared crossed paths with the purplebearded pirates! If you thought the lightweight tanned weaklings of the carribean were to be feared, then you haven't yet met the snow-skinned pirates of the north. Many a ship have we looted and plundered. It wasn't an iceberg that sunk the Titanic, it was us. We slayed Jack and took the heart of the ocean right off of Rose's chest. Hijinks and mayhem are second hand for us. The first hand is reserved for slapping faces of those who get out of line. The last things your ears will ever hear are the falling call.....Waaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahoooieee!

(*snip*)THERE WILL NOT BE A CULT!)

((Boooooooo! ))

In.

[Istari]

Arg, I be boarding this ship matey

[Fin]

In, with Cake and Crossbones!

[Philistine]

Well, as long as there's not a Cult...

In like Flynn Errol Flynn.

[Nehh]

In, for points Even More Random Than Usual!
i.e as a giant 1d38 (may be updated to match as more players join...)

[ThePhantom]

You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Your'e in one.

In.

[Robert Blackletter]

i give it a go

[calar]

Im in, been looking forward to this.

[The Valiant Turtle]

Uh oh, I've been lured back in...

I shall be the duck not appearing in the cult which is not appearing in this game.