Pirates V The WW Game. Setting Sail!

[Philistine]

Octember 32.

@V: I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Uncle Festy]

May 6th, and Philistine for lying to the narrators! And not at all for being TPAM!

[hap_hazard]

26 March.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The llama's announcement caused some murmurs, but Alarra's question was easily the center of attention because whenever a Pudding Goddess asks about your birthday, it can only mean one thing, BIRTHDAY PUDDING! The crowds jubilantly shouted their birthdays while some called for Trixie or Reinholdt to be thrown overboard. Reinholdt and Trixie both looked at each, and snuck away, so that when the quadrupedic first mate appeared and asked for the potential pirate to be thrown overboard, the two suspects could not be found.
The llama whimpered Guys, if we don't try to find a pirate, then the Emperor is gonna .. Exachix!...really get angry and ..EXACHIX!...did someone say Exachix?

Yeah. Exachix is always a wolf, right? So we should throw him overboard! Another passenger speaks up Exachix isn't playing. You can't lynch him. but...he's right over there.

The passengers turn and look to see a very confused red fox sitting in the corner. They quickly swarm him, taking him to the edge of the ship and throwing him off the starboard side. The fox swims to the shore of Werewolf Island. He looks back at them with confusion on his foxy muzzle and magically shifts into a werefox form. He shrugs and yells back at the ship This place is filled with werewolves and wererats, a werefox is going to fit right in. With a wave goodbye, he walks toward the center of the island. Unfortunately, as he reaches the top of a hill, a large reptilian form flies up, then swoops down, gobbling the tasty werefox up! It looks at the shocked passengers with an evil grin. He forgets that the dragons won the last game. YUMMMM!!

Due to no one reaching the 25% limit, Exachix was throw overboard. Exachix was a Werefox on team Neutral.

Please send all night actions to Atreyu, Alarra, and Indurain. Night will end in approximately 24 hours at 11PM EST.

[Zombieninja]

september 30

[Blue Ghost]

My birthday is July 3rd. Why do you ask?

[YimmytheSneak]

10/09 for me, I hope I won.

[Deathslayer7]

10/09 for me, I hope I won.

now depending where you are from, that could be month/day or day/month.

[TFT]

Hmmm, July 30.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

ZombieNinja was relaxing in his quarters, cleaning his shuriken, but since he was a bit crazy and a zombie, he was cleaning them with the blood of the people that he was going to hit with them. It was a slow process because he had to find the people, take their blood, store it, then use it to clean the shuriken later. It was also a lot of hard work, so when he heard a scratching at the door, he was eager for a break.

Oh boy! I bet that's one of the guys, looking to talk strategy.

*He quickly opened the door and was shocked to see that it was only a small yellow cat wearing a silly hat, carrying a tray on its back. The tray held a dessert and a note. The crazy guy picked up both and read the note. Ooooh, its a gift from Alarra. It must be pudding!

He sat on his bed, the fez wearing kitty in his lap, and quickly nomm'ed the desert until it was gone. Yum! The little bits of muffin were a nice touch, although it didn't taste quite like pudding, but more like a custard!

The feline looked up, smiled an evil grin, and meowed You called? The cat snarled and launched himself at ZombieNinja, who tried to flee, but soon found himself surrounded by cats. There was a Fat Cat, a Mechanicat, a Plague Cat, even a Flying Cat. The hoard was too much for the crazy man who fell to the onslaught.
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The next morning, when ZombieNinja wasn't seen, his fellow HALO members went to his room to look for him. They found him torn to shreds and the following message carved into the floorboards. "Pirates > Ninjas. Cats > Cat Muffins."

ZombieNinja was killed by pirates, well technically, he was killed by the Custard Cats, but you know what I mean. He was a Member of HALO (Mason) and will be missed.

Day begins and will run for approximately 44 hours. Today the good ship Bandwagon sails to the island of Mafia! Please make sure all your outstanding debts are paid before we arrive. We don't want you to have any "accidents" while in port.

[Nehh]

November 14th, and...

Today, the crazy raincoated guy encourages everyone to get in the mood by doing some Mafia-style interpretive dance. His twin pistols come in handy.

Mordokai

[Lex-Kat]

Okay, so who would kill Zombieninja on day 1? My guess: Philistine.

But this is just a really bad guess, with absolutely no logic behind it.

[billtodamax]

Blue ghost for a random point.

Hang on, no, wait, we need a lynch today, so we can analyze something

Philistine for the hunch.

[Etcetera]

Philistine!
For teh bandwagonz!

[lostlittlebear]

One bandwagon is as good as another! Philistine.

EDIT:

-stops being a sheep and starts thinking-

On second thoughts, Philistine is a really bad guess. Zombieninja has been around this boards a pretty long time, and wolves that night kill night 1 would probably be pretty experienced players too. Maybe its just me, but I haven't seen Philistine around that much. Lex-kat, though, has been around forever, and the sheer wrongness of the guess makes me suspicious....

[whitehelm]

Or...the wolves are so new they're just killing people in reverse alphabetical order. Maybe not.

Lex-kat, because 2 bandwagons are better than one.

[Murska]

Smellie Hippie for no good reason.

[Mordokai]

Lostlittlebear, for reason left undisclosed until further notice.

[banthesun]

((Before you read through this bull, please know I'm not trying to make any sort of sense here. Also, I'm 31st of August))

"Ha! You wippersnippers, talking like you're doing that figuring-it-out thing. Get yourselves over here and give yourselves a good kick in the rear end, 'cos I don't have the legs for it! Actually, carry person, get over here! Go kick some people in the rear end to teach 'em a lesson about talking 'bout things! Or get that table, I think I left it downstairs. No, wait, I'm sitting on it. Go back to that whatsit thing you were doing. Where you doing something? Anyway, what was I saying? Yeah, you think you know what's going, well let me tell you what's going on! Ya see, they wanted you to think it was the whole pirates versus ninja thing, though back in my day it was clowns versus grapefruit, or was it truffles? Anyway, once they had you thinking that you'd realise it was all a plot, and then you'd change your votes. If it was someone blaming it on the feudy thing then it would have to be zombies. So then you'd be thinking he killed himself to make it seem like the pirates, but that's also part of their plan! They knew that dancing guy would figure through all that to point at Mordokai! And the only person who could have thought of that is Lex-Kat!"

((I think I might have been too tired to even write a good rambling post... ))

[Timberwolf]

I'm trying to see exactly where this bandwagon on Lex has sprung from and I'm not terribly impressed with the logic behind it.

Yes, Lexie has been around a while, but that has no relationship with ZN going in the night that I can see. Rather I think it points towards her being more innocent. Why ? because she knows that there are far more dangerous players on this ship, that's why.

However, this willingness to Bandwagon her is somewhat suspicious. Therefore, although his logic isn't great, I'm going to look beyond LLB and go for third on the wagon, banthesun

[lostlittlebear]

The reason I pointed at Lex-kat was not so much because I thought that she would kill ZN, but that her guess of Phillistine was terribly bad, and I don't think it's like her to do that - unless of course, she is a wolf trying to get us to waste a bandwagon. Pointing at a more experienced player would invite a spirited defense, so a newer player is always an easier target for a lynch. (See all my first few games )

But please don't point off wagon - either get on Lex-kat's wagon or Philistines. Much as following a possible wolf-directed bandwagon is bad, no lynch is worse!

[Timberwolf]

The reason I pointed at Lex-kat was not so much because I thought that she would kill ZN, but that her guess of Phillistine was terribly bad, and I don't think it's like her to do that - unless of course, she is a wolf trying to get us to waste a bandwagon. Pointing at a more experienced player would invite a spirited defense, so a newer player is always an easier target for a lynch. (See all my first few games )

But please don't point off wagon - either get on Lex-kat's wagon or Philistines. Much as following a possible wolf-directed bandwagon is bad, no lynch is worse!

No, I don't think I will thank you. I am my own person and I'll point as I see fit. I will not blindly follow something based on what amounts to first day logic (based on there being no lynch yesterday). Or because someone told me to do it. Sorry, but that irritates the living stuffing out of me.

At least Lex has had the grace to admit her point has nothing behind it when she made it. How do you know that Phillistine is a bad guess by the way ? You claiming you 2 are masons ? I can't see any other way that you would know this on day 2.

[Uncle Festy]

I'mma go with Lost Little Bear, actually, for starting a rather shaky wagon.

[ThePhantom]

Waking up, Phantom walks over to the bow of the ship.

Ah, the Island of Mafia, good times, good times. I wonder if the bird is currently there? Oh well.

He leans against the railing and more fruit falls off his hat, burying the people nearby lostlittlebear in fruit.

[Zar Peter]

So Xavier, what’s up today?

Sir, discussions. A whole lot of it.

Oh, good news. I love a bit of quarreling. At least we didn’t lose a passenger yesterday. Poor Zombie in his cabin. Should be bad enough.

Well sir, the discussion is mostly that it was a bad thing that no one died yesterday. They think we should kill someone today. Then we can do so called “vote analysis”

And how should we do that?

Well, if we kill a Pirate today we could analyze that everyone who didn’t point at said Pirate is a Pirate himself. Or herself for that case.

That’s great! And… do we have a Pirate to kill?

They don’t know Sir. They just point at someone and say that everybody should point at him to get him lynched.

But if everybody points at him then we can’t do vote analyzing.

Yes. That’s why we spread the vote a bit. We vote on two or three persons.

But they are most likely no Pirates, isn’t that the case? We would kill innocent bystanders.

I think it’s called “collateral damage”.

Oh yes, that happens. Sad thing. Any suggestions?

Well, we have one point at Mordokai for being good in another game.

Valid reason I think. Anything else?

Three quick points at Philistine because Lex-Kat had a hunch and guessed. Lex-Kat itself got three points because lostlittlebear thought the explicit stomach feeling of Lex-Kat was not a well funded thought.

Which was explicit stated as I think

Yes. For this lostlittlebear got two points himself. And then we have a point at Smellie Hippie and banthesun, each.

So you say we have two bandwagons with three people…

Yes sir, but… you wouldn’t do this? This rule was false often enough. And neither of them has already a vote.

I… I have to do it. It’s the only logic. It must be!

I point at Crown of Thorns for being third on the Philistine bandwagon. And bring me a beer Xavier, it’s about time to start drinking today.

[Haruki-kun]

Mr. White steps out of his cabin or whatever he sleeps in and walks on deck, noticing a strange turmoil surrounding Lostlittlebear.

"This is a rather peculiar situation," he says. "Perhaps I should step in..."

Then he starts walking through the crowd and handing presentation cards. They read:

Mr. White
Legal Advice

[ThePhantom]

"Hmm, that's a lawyer down there. Well, lets see."

Phantom searchs his hat, and pulls out a tomato.

"This should work."

And he drops the tomato off the balcony onto Mr. White.

[Shadow]

But please don't point off wagon - either get on Lex-kat's wagon or Philistines. Much as following a possible wolf-directed bandwagon is bad, no lynch is worse!

....

I'll point at Zar Peter because I forgot to wish him a happy birthday. Whatchagonna do about it llb?

[YimmytheSneak]

LostLittleBear I suppose. And sorry about that, October 9th.

[Alarra]

In their tearing up of zombieninja's room, the custard cats managed to find his stash of 3 gold coins, which they hid around the ship.

The following passengers each managed to stumble across one:
Calar
Hap_hazard
Ranna