[Steam] Thread XIII: The World's #1 Forum-Themed Hat Acquisition Simulator

[BRC]

Dr. Steamlove (OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Poosh ze Cart.)

This!

(okay, I'm rarely on this thread, so I prolly don't get a vote. but THIS)

[blackfox]

Dr. Steamlove (OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Poosh ze Cart.)

THIS. 10memes

[Byrnbot08]

Dr. Steamlove (OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Poosh ze Cart.)

I express my approval of this candidate for the new title of our glorious Steam Thread in such a verbose and obfusticated manner as to render it unbearable to read in as few words as physically possible.

Also: That. ^

[Jahkaivah]

You can start the next thread, but if you don't use Phase's tagline, you know what is going to happen to you?

You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

[Sleverin]

Hmm, I don't have any pics of me, but really, I'm a heftier fellow than all you people so far, so I don't think my pics would be very flattering. Also, now hat I see Mario up close, he looks liek he should be a junior in high school, also Mario, you look like you could pose for a picture of the classic satan.

ALSO, in fantastic great news for me, since I am pure awesome, I have been selected to Beta test Final Fantasy 14 WOOT :D

[Valaqil]

I have a pic (several, I'm a photographer) but I'm never sure about posting them. I have been dubbed a number of hair-related jokes because I never keep my hair the same. Sometimes it's shoulder length, other times it is nearly buzzed. My beard grows slowly but I've been able to grow a full one since early HS. In general? Just a normal looking guy. You wouldn't glance at me twice.

[Worira]

You can start the next thread, but if you don't use Phase's tagline, you know what is going to happen to you?

You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

On a related note, I ought to HLSS "Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!" for L4D.

[BRC]

On a related note, I ought to HLSS "Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!" for L4D.

It should be noted that that is one of the greatest lines ever.

[chiasaur11]

It should be noted that that is one of the greatest lines ever.

At bare minimum, it's very good.

[shadow_archmagi]

considering changing movie night from Repo Man (the 1984 classic not the new garbage) to Dr. Strangelove

[mightymonarch]

considering changing movie night from Repo Man (the 1984 classic not the new garbage) to Dr. Strangelove

When were you going to do it?

[BRC]

At bare minimum, it's very good.

Consider that it shares a scene with the pure gold that is "Your going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company" and "I think your some kind of deviant prevert".

[ShortOne]

Consider that it shares a scene with the pure gold that is "Your going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company" and "I think your some kind of deviant prevert".

Prevert is my new favorite word. I'll have to think up occasions to use it.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

considering changing movie night from Repo Man (the 1984 classic not the new garbage) to Dr. Strangelove

Both great movies. Tough choice.

Also, I somehow never know when/where these movie nights are...

[Darth Mario]

considering changing movie night from Repo Man (the 1984 classic not the new garbage) to Dr. Strangelove

I see your Repo Man and raise you Repo! The Genetic Opera.

[AlterForm]

We still need to watch The Princess Bride sometime. For those poor souls among us who have not seen it already, as incontheivable as that is.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I see your Repo Man and raise you Repo! The Genetic Opera.

...oh. I thought that's what he meant.

[chiasaur11]

We still need to watch The Princess Bride sometime. For those poor souls among us who have not seen it already, as incontheivable as that is.

That word. I do not think it means and so on.

[blackfox]

considering changing movie night from Repo Man (the 1984 classic not the new garbage) to Dr. Strangelove

This.

That word. I do not think it means and so on.

He might be rolling two Princess Bride memes into one there.

Also.
Apparently if Boomers fall far enough, they explode.

[Cogwheel]

Apparently if Boomers fall far enough, they explode.

Would that be an actual bile explosion or a harmless one? I know that fire, at least in the first game, killed Boomers without any ill effects.

Besides, I think we've established that Nick can outclass every Boomer ever.

[blackfox]

Would that be an actual bile explosion or a harmless one? I know that fire, at least in the first game, killed Boomers without any ill effects.

Besides, I think we've established that Nick can outclass every Boomer ever.

Actual bile explosion. We watched it fall off a roof and explode, the usual explosion animation. We were 'safely' on another roof.

[Cogwheel]

So, Dawn of War 2 has made the setting even more ridiculous than past games. All else aside, the loot.

Couple examples here. Bolter (rifle), "Mercy of the Wise". Flamethrower, "Scourge of Heretics". Power Axe called "Limitless Savagery of Russ", found while actually talking to someone named Russ. My personal favourite is a plasma rifle. Unforgiving Light of Truth. Can't top that sort of equipment.

The flavor text from the first one is one of my new favourite phrases, though. "Ruthlessness is the mercy of the wise" can probably be worked into TF2 somehow.

[Jibar]

It's pretty simple: Djinn sounds like a Viking, but looks like a vampire.

My God, you're right.

Ridiculous. Jibar's handsome. He says so himself. Every single time I try to talk to him.

But if I didn't, how would you remember, and how would you have reference for building your sacred shrine to me?

I see your Repo Man and raise you Repo! The Genetic Opera.

'Cos it's a grave medic
There no anaesthetic
Ninety days of liquid gets you the repo treatment
I'm the masked horror
On your street corner
Make your mama mourn ya
I'm the NIGHT SURGEON.

Ooh! Yes, please! This guide sounds fascinating, and I sort of collect guides. I already have The Preppy Handbook, which is quite terrifying. They talk about the approved colleges and the approved nicknames... Yeah. Terrifying.

It's the Guide to the Modern Gentlemen, gives you tips on everything from interior decorating to grooming, work etiquette to proper seduction, where to go on holiday to necessary albums.
It's absolutely fantastic, very useful birthday present.

Also, I feel the need to chip into the images discussion with another image, because I'm a photographer and these are photographs and photographs are shiny and nice and mmm liquid emulsion

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Man, for all the self-portraits I take, it's quite hard finding one with my face not contorted.

Mygodthecolourcontrastit'ssoprettyIwanttolickit.

[Darth Mario]

Mygodthecolourcontrastit'ssoprettyIwanttolickit.

Careful now, that's what got Nightclaw banned.

[Emlyn]

Careful now, that's what got Nightclaw banned.

He was licking his monitor? I mean I know we have standards about behavior but I didn't think that extended to what we did at home.

Also, several people decided that it was early enough to get away with bad behavior on our server. Please ban steam id: 0:0:17506318 for inappropriate name, swearing at an admin, and ignoring the admins warning.

[Sleverin]

Careful now, that's what got Nightclaw banned.

Wait, what?

[blackfox]

But if I didn't, how would you remember, and how would you have reference for building your sacred shrine to me?

I've got a pretty good memory for cool people. Hell, I even manage to remember your name sometime. That's pretty good, ain't it?

[Darth Mario]

Wait, what?

The ban on SHaFT. Threatening to lick things with Raven on them (see: our team; this photo) tend to end in badly.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I'll just leave this thing I found here, guys.
Because it's funny.

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[xp194]

I'll just leave this thing I found here, guys.
Because it's funny.

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YES. MUST MAKE NOW, VALVE, VALVE TIME BE DAMNED! DO IT DO IT DO IT!