Random Superpowers

[Eldan]

O_o

I think I hit the jackpot. I got Spatial Manipulation.

I guess I...distort space to create a perpetual free energy generator. Become fabulously wealthy as a consequence. Usher in a new post-scarcity utopian society. Become power-mad in my search for immortality, plunging the world into dystopian fascism mad-scientist land. Get assassinated by a ragtag group of underground rebels after killing their comic relief character in the penultimate confrontation.

You can also create portals to the moon and mars, solving a lot of living space problems, with your infinite energy. Maybe to a few other stars, later.

[Vaynor]

Stepping Discs

The ability to mentally control "stepping discs", which allowed them to teleport from one location to another, which are part of a dimension known as Limbo. This dimension is specifically known alternately as "Demonic Limbo", "Limbo-Belasco", or "Otherplace".

Just like Magik! Awesome!

Coincidentally, this is one of my favorite superpowers.

Now I just need her kickass soulsword...

[Eldan]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/D...s_Manipulation
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Dood. You move Photons. Do you have any idea what kind of crazy **** you can pull with that?

[Dumbledore lives]

I seem to have gotten the power of Invulnerability. Seems like it could come in useful. Not being afraid of anything anymore, what with the inability to die. Wow, I really wish I had this in real life.

[Starbuck_II]

Those... are not superpowers At least KFC is marked for deletion...

KFC is awesome power.
Name your Superhero name: Leroy Jenkins.
Warcry: "Leeeeroy Jeekins. "
Popular saying? "At least I got some chicken"

You create KFC in people. I say start targeting limbs/weak points. Like Chicken in the eye.

[Level8Mudcrab]

I had two of my friends do this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnidan_Mimicry
Heh, not so great.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Absorption
I'm staying far away from this guy.

[pffh]

KFC is awesome power.
Name your Superhero name: Leroy Jenkins.
Warcry: "Leeeeroy Jeekins. "
Popular saying? "At least I got some chicken"

You create KFC in people. I say start targeting limbs/weak points. Like Chicken in the eye.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php...s&id=499#comic

Seems fitting.

[hobbitkniver]

Dood. You move Photons. Do you have any idea what kind of crazy **** you can pull with that?

No, not really. I haven't seen this in context before.

[Mystic Muse]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing

"The power to rapidly restore biotic organisms to their optimal health. Not to be confused with accelerated regeneration."

I don't know what I'd do with this power. I mean, there's the obvious, but I feel like several governments would capture me and experiment on me to figure out how I'm doing it.

Assuming that didn't happen though, I'd become the best doctor ever assuming humans count as "Animals."

[Xefas]

You can also create portals to the moon and mars, solving a lot of living space problems, with your infinite energy. Maybe to a few other stars, later.

Oooo, I didn't even think of that. The world would be an awesome place to live in if I had superpowers, apparently! Sweet.

I seem to have gotten the power of Invulnerability. Seems like it could come in useful. Not being afraid of anything anymore, what with the inability to die. Wow, I really wish I had this in real life.

I wouldn't say you shouldn't be afraid of anything. That guy with the funny hat a page back got Omnipotence. We should all fear Funny Hat Guy.

[Kobold-Bard]

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I wouldn't say you shouldn't be afraid of anything. That guy with the funny hat a page back got Omnipotence. We should all fear Funny Hat Guy.

We need someone else to get Omnipotence too; they'll cancel each other out and it'll come down to an RPG nerd slap fight.

[DemonicAngel]

I got Omnipotence

The divine titanically powerful ability in which one encompasses all superpowers.

hell yeah :P
well, apparently I go insane with power, and destroy the universe.

[pffh]

We need someone else to get Omnipotence too; they'll cancel each other out and it'll come down to an RPG nerd slap fight.

I got Omnipotence



hell yeah :P

There is no way you didn't plan this Mr Omnipotence guy.

Well at least now the rest of us don't have to worry about the funny hat guy messing with us since this one will keep him plenty busy.

[Starbuck_II]

But by being omnipotent he takes all the weak superpowers as well.
He is now a fanfictioner.

[hobbitkniver]

But by being omnipotent he takes all the weak superpowers as well.
He is now a fanfictioner.

And a duke of wellington.

[Evil DM Mark3]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/A..._Muscle_Memory

Hmm. Well this is basic and obvious, learn all martial arts by watching tournaments and so on.

[pffh]

And a duke of wellington.

Don´t forget KFC.

[Level8Mudcrab]

Omnipotent, get all powers.

You get this,
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Negation

If it's always on then you have no powers, so you have no omnipotence, so you have no power negation, so you do have imnipotence as there is nothing to negate it, but then you get negation back.

[Starbuck_II]

Omnipotent, get all powers.

You get this,
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Negation

If it's always on then you have no powers, so you have no omnipotence, so you have no power negation, so you do have imnipotence as there is nothing to negate it, but then you get negation back.

It doesn't work on ehanced strength so he stays really really strong.

[Copacetic]

Mass Manipulation. Cure world hunger via super-sizing (ha!) a hamburger, purchase a gold bar and put Bill Gates to shame. Finish off by becoming gigantic and Mario'ing the White House and declaring myself president. Sweet.

[hobbitkniver]

Omnipotent, get all powers.

You get this,
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Negation

If it's always on then you have no powers, so you have no omnipotence, so you have no power negation, so you do have imnipotence as there is nothing to negate it, but then you get negation back.

I'm confused... should we attack them now or no?

[ghost_warlock]

I ended up with Faunal Mimicry. So, I can mimic the abilities of animals without actually changing shape. Not exactly clear on whether this allows me to fly, produce venom or pheromones, or camouflage myself.

If I can fly and produce stuff like webbing, this power would be alright. Otherwise, it's fairly lame. Presumably, I could get slow regeneration, though, which would be nice. Hm. Possibly, I could duplicate myself via budding/fragmentation.

What I'd actually do with it largely depends on the not-exactly-clear limitations.

[unosarta]

It doesn't work on ehanced strength so he stays really really strong.

Actually, if you read carefully, that is only a variation of the power, which affects faculties, instead of powers. So, no, he still gets no powers.

[Assassin89]

I got Disruption Pulse, but its description somewhat reminds me of a useless bunny. Not sure how to use those powers because I don't know what constitutes mutant powers, but I could thwart any robot armies and mindreaders.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Thermal Resistance.

LAME. I wanted, y'know, something offensive, but no, I'm the guy everyone runs to when they drop their wedding ring in the campfire and the dude everyone coweres behind when the dragon sneezes.

.....

My speculative second roll was Adoptive Muscle Memory. I'll stick with pulling people out of burning buildings, actually.

Just your friendly, neighbourhood Fireman. Or, uh, the Amazing Asbestos Man.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Of all the things to give me, I randomly received Omnipotence. I was about to complain that omnipotence without omniscience would spell trouble, but I can just give myself the latter.

So...Just send me your lists, Playgrounders. If I don't have time to make all your dreams come true, I'll literally MAKE the time.

[Mewtarthio]

Yeah, I got Deoxygenation. Woohoo, I can horribly murder people and very occasionally help control fires.

A "just for the heck of it" second role turned up Omnipotence. I'd be bitter, except I know one of the other two Omnipotent guys is behind this somehow.

[hobbitkniver]

Jeeze there is so much omnipotence...

I think this game is changing from superheroes to gods

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Oh, so what, I'm the god of Oven Mitts now?

[CynicalAvocado]

Bionic manifestation

I can rebuild myself, I have the technology. I can make myself better than I was. Better...stronger...faster