ITP- Battle for Alarra

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Sanity, Sanity, Sanity. All these theatrics are quite umbecoming. Why not face your judgement like a Cardassian--just confess!

[Wizibirb]

Sanity, Sanity, Sanity. All these theatrics are quite umbecoming. Why not face your judgement like a Cardassian--just confess!

alright I guess I have no choice... I am Lex-kat

[Murska]

Hm. Sanity. I confirm that PM.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

alright I guess I have no choice... I am Lex-kat

*slams fist against table*

*addresses narrator*

Your Honour! I should not have to dishonour myself by defending this man! Surely you can find someone else to council him!

muttermutter indefensible little muttermutter

[otakuryoga]

sanity702 it is

[Fleeing Coward]

Maybe you should try to plead not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect for your client Fullbladder, I'm sure the judge will buy that

*Goes back to his comfy little prison*

[Tasroth]

Funny thing. I actually suspected Sanity702 for the Day 1 bit a few days ago. So, yeah I agree with this logic.

[cd4]

The logic and the maths proves that it is wise to vote for Sanity

[Wizibirb]

Make in an awesome narration Lex!

[Haruki-kun]

Sanity because I've been doing paperwork all day and I've lost all of mine.

[Szilard]

I guess we all lost our Sanity. Luckily for us, that's a requirement to post at GitP.

[Qwaz]

Well fleeing coward must have been ruffling someone's fur. Sanity702. How smooth is your fur?

[Wizibirb]

You know what this reminds me of? USB.... Actually scratch that, it reminds me of every game I am in and get lynched...

I always tell the truth and still no one listens.... and lynch me, it always tuns out good for the bad guys.

sigh...

[Supagoof]

Day 10 Ends

The mob forms around Sanity, each of them shouting at him.

You took our Alarra from us!

Your nothing but a no good real lifer.

How dare you kidnap our mod?

I did no such thing.

Math doesn't lie!

Unless the narrators screwed up.

What if they didn't?

It'll still point to Sanity as the culprit.

Get him!

And the mob begins to chase Sanity. He runs over the river, through the woods, and finds a small wooden shed. Sanity jumps into the shed and closes the door. Inside the shed there's a smaller doorway to the back. Sanity thinks to himself...

I'll hide in there.

He opens the small door, and makes his way through.

Sanity crawls through. It's murky. He's tense. Suddenly there is a slurping sound. Sanity slips, and is falling.

We see Sanity hurtling through different environments. It's scary: giant toads, swirling eddies of garish, colored lights, naked old people pointing and laughing, black velvet clown paintings.

Sanity pops into a chair in a desk at a night club. He's wearing a tuxedo. In front of him is a computer, on it's screen is a web browser, open too....

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The mob forms around Sanity, each of them shouting at him.

You took our Alarra from us!

Your nothing but a no good real lifer.

How dare you kidnap our mod?

I did no such thing.

Math doesn't lie!

Unless the narrators screwed up.

What if they didn't?

It'll still point to Sanity as the culprit.

Get him!

And the mob begins to chase Sanity. He runs over the river, through the woods, and finds a small wooden shed. Sanity jumps into the shed and closes the door. Inside the shed there's a smaller doorway to the back. Sanity thinks to himself...

I'll hide in there.

He opens the small door, and makes his way through.

Sanity crawls through. It's murky. He's tense. Suddenly there is a slurping sound. Sanity slips, and is falling.

We see Sanity hurtling through different environments. It's scary: giant toads, swirling eddies of garish, colored lights, naked old people pointing and laughing, black velvet clown paintings.

Sanity pops into a chair in a desk at a night club. He's wearing a tuxedo. In front of him is a computer, on it's screen is a web browser, open too....

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The mob forms around Sanity, each of them shouting at him.

You took our Alarra from us!

Your nothing but a no good real lifer.

How dare you kidnap our mod?

I did no such thing.

Math doesn't lie!

Unless the narrators screwed up.

What if they didn't?

It'll still point to Sanity as the culprit.

Get him!

And the mob begins to chase Sanity. He runs over the river, through the woods, and finds a small wooden shed. Sanity jumps into the shed and closes the door. Inside the shed there's a smaller doorway to the back. Sanity thinks to himself...

I'll hide in there.

He opens the small door, and makes his way through.

Sanity crawls through. It's murky. He's tense. Suddenly there is a slurping sound. Sanity slips, and is falling.

We see Sanity hurtling through different environments. It's scary: giant toads, swirling eddies of garish, colored lights, naked old people pointing and laughing, black velvet clown paintings.

Sanity pops into a chair in a desk at a night club. He's wearing a tuxedo. In front of him is a computer, on it's screen is a web browser, open too....

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The mob forms around Sanity, each of them shouting at him.

You took our Alarra from us!

Your nothing but a no good real lifer.

How dare you kidnap our mod?

I did no such thing.

Math doesn't lie!

Unless the narrators screwed up.

What if they didn't?

It'll still point to Sanity as the culprit.

Get him!

And the mob begins to chase Sanity. He runs over the river, through the woods, and finds a small wooden shed. Sanity jumps into the shed and closes the door. Inside the shed there's a smaller doorway to the back. Sanity thinks to himself...

I'll hide in there.

He opens the small door, and makes his way through.

Sanity crawls through. It's murky. He's tense. Suddenly there is a slurping sound. Sanity slips, and is falling.

We see Sanity hurtling through different environments. It's scary: giant toads, swirling eddies of garish, colored lights, naked old people pointing and laughing, black velvet clown paintings.

Sanity pops into a chair in a desk at a night club. He's wearing a tuxedo. In front of him is a computer, on it's screen is a web browser, open too....

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After staring some time, Sanity shakes his head and closes the browser. He gets up and looks at a mirror hanging on the wall, but he doesn't see himself, he sees Lex Kat. He is startled and backs out of the room into the night club, where he's up on a balcony. Down below the balcony is a restaurant and dance floor. He looks around the restaurant. Everyone is Lex-Kat in different clothes.

Sanity is panicked. Another Lex-Kat looks at him seductively, winks and talks.

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat

Lex-Kat....

Sanity looks confused. The Lex-Kat waiter approaches, pen and pad in hand, ready to take their orders.

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat?

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. (Turning to Sanity) Lex-Kat?

Sanity looks down at the menu. Every item is "Lex-Kat." He screams:

Lex-Kat!

The waiter jots it down on his pad.

Lex-Kat.

Sanity pushes himself away from the table and runs for the exit. He passes the stage where a singer Lex-Kat is singin sensuously into the microphone. She is backed by a '40's style big band of Lex-Kats.

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat.....

Sanity flies through the back door.

Sanity lands with a thud in the ditch. Goof is waiting there with a car. On its side is painted "See The World in Lex-Kat-O-Vision" followed by a phone number. Sanity is huddled and shivering and soaking wet.

Come with me. It's time to end the day.

Sanity looks up at him, confused. But he takes Supagoof's hand, and the two hop in the car and ride off into playground.

Y'know, I always wondered what would happened if you could look into your own mind....
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Sanity was lynched. Sanity was Lex-Kat. Since Lex-Kat couldn't narrate her own death, Sanity had to fill in for her. Unfortunately, this lead to Sanity losing his Sanity, but Supagoof straightened it all out. Make sense?

Night 10 Begins

[Wizibirb]

Great narration goof, Thank you. Saddly enough that is what its like looking inside my own mind,

AND TOLD ALL OF YOU!

[Ramsus]

Well that means Murska is a wolf since he didn't deny he was Lex-kat in the thread or in private.

Edit: Sanity, I believe the reason nobody believed your claim is because you didn't counter FC saying Murska was Lex and only claimed Lex once you were up for the lynch.

[Murska]

Wait... but...

I am Lex...?

Okay, there's some PMing the narrators angrily about what the heck's going on to do.

[Fleeing Coward]

Well, unless there is a narrator error, it saddens me how little attention some people pay to this game even when they have a power role

[Wizibirb]

Edit -
apologies Lex......

[Lex-Kat]

Please ignore everything the dead Lex says. She is clearly delusional and not in her right mind.

Now go back to the dead, you fake zombie pixie.

[Ramsus]

Ok but...what about what Murska said?

[Lex-Kat]

He's not dead.

[Ramsus]

Can we at least get confirmation he is not also Lex-kat?

Edit: Sounds funny when I'm saying that to Lex-kat.

[Lex-Kat]

Lex-Kat, Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat, Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat.

[Murska]

Okay, um... I suppose I failed this one. :/

Things went as this:

You are a Playgrounder (Villager)- The playgrounders love their mod and will do everything to eliminate the Real Life's call. Each day they can point to lynch someone they believe to be a Real Life Monster.

Sorry you didn't get to be you. It's completely random!

And then, a few hours later:

You are a Playgrounder (Villager)- The playgrounders love their mod and will do everything to eliminate the Real Life's call. Each day they can point to lynch someone they believe to be a Real Life Monster.

Oops, sorry! You're actually Lex-Kat (Narrator)- You think we'd let a game become active without putting the narrator name directly into it? That would be serious, and we need to be SILLY. Lex-Kat's point counts as 3.

Sorry for the confusion. Have fun!

I never got a message after that, so I assumed I was Lex - apparently she'd miscommunicated somehow with Sanity and I ended up not being her anyway.

[Qwaz]

Not really sure what to believe but I just posted a suspicion of someone. I have since deleted it because I hadn't realised it was a night phase.

Essentially I suspect someone of having a role and it may be a good role but right now I'm thinking it's got to be a wolf. I have removed the suspicion for now because if he is a good powerrole I don't want the wolves to have a target tonight. I'll PM my post to Ramsus incase I die tonight. or I'll post it when day begins.

[Supagoof]

Lex and I had a conversation about mistakes we may or may not have made. It went like this....

Supagoof?

Lex-Kat.

Supagoof, Supagoof Supagoof

Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat

Supagoof Supagoof?

Lex-Kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat.

Supagoof, Supagoof Supagoof. Supagoof Supagoof Supagoof.
Lex- Supagoof Supagoof?

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat, Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat, Lex-Kat. Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat? Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat Lex-Kat.

Supagoof.

Lex-Kat Lex-Kat, Lex-Kat.

And if you're not dead, talk all you want night or day phase. If you are dead....please see notes in conversation above.

[Thufir]

Lex and I had a conversation about mistakes we may or may not have made. It went like this....

Supagoof?

Lex-Kat.

Supagoof, Supagoof Supagoof

Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat Lex-kat

*Snip*

Since when did the two of you become pokemon?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Since when did the two of you become pokemon?

I'm not sure about Lex, but Goof was originally a Samurai Pizza Cat who was sucked through a portal by the evil Dr. Nethlok where he found a strange device called a Morpher that turned him into a spadex wearing human who rode around in a spiffy vehicle, but it exploded in a battle, throwing him into the Chasm of Chaos and he blacked out. When he came to, he was a winged gargoyle that turned to stone by day, but was a warrior by night. It was a good life, but he crossed swords with the villainous Macbeth, who called on the aid of the Three Witches who blasted the Goofgoyle with a magic spell that turned him into a Pokemon.

[Indurain]

Ah, tale as old as time!
Song as old as Rhyme.