Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[Tragic_Comedian]

React to them exactly the same as you react to everyone else?

He was talking about smellie_hippie, guys.

[Qwertystop]

Psst. Fourthed, actually. Sheep thirded it, actually.

No, he second-seconded it.

[AtlanteanTroll]

No, he second-seconded it.

Which is thirding. No?

Also, woo, 3 day weekend! Football game! Coffee shop with friends after aforementioned football game! Sleeping in! Little to no actual homework! Working on comic-related stuff! Friend's 18th birthday party!

Senior year's being good to me.

[MoonCat]

I have forgotten about Carric, yes. But then the initiative he rolled was higher then everyone, and he crit, so I developed the idea that Carric is just really damn good at silently and efficienly killing enemies before anyone notices, which he's actually shown through some power and feat choices.

And hey now, Juniper isn't exactly like Blue, he IS sort of dating Bast's sister

We has a ninja on our team. And it's canon.

Does that mean BLue Ghost is dating you???

Yes, it's probably for the best this way. You just managed to catch me completely off guard.

I named a dolphin Delfin and a blue mouse named Blå Mus (guess the meanings of those names ). A previous favourite of mine, before he got too tattered to sleep with, was a yellow dog I named Gula Hunden, but then my grandfather (father's father) named him Gula Faran (The Yellow Peril), which then became the name I used as well. I have a long flat dog named Voff and a smaller sitting dog that can't sit named Viff (both dog sounds), and a teddybear named Nalle Brum (nalle = teddybear, brum is a bear sound). I have a lot more cuddle toys that I didn't bother naming when I was younger, so they pretty much go by what they are. The only one I have with an actual real name is the cat Rasmus, which is named after my cousins' cat.

...
Fine, I'll do it, but reluctantly. You may have noticed how Elden's acted all grumpy this morning and hasn't spoken a word to Bast yet. He wants to apologise for how he acted yesterday, but Bast is way too cheery and would probably just treat it like it was nothing (at least, that's what Elden thinks), which certainly isn't what Elden wants her to do. He'd rather have her rage at him than have her tell him that he didn't do anything wrong, and not getting any opportunity to apologise properly would slowly drive him insane.

Nah, it's a spectrum here like anywhere else, and as I said, nobody really cares about looks in my circles. Alos, I realise that I've never seen any recent pictures of you...

Yes, no marriage. Unless you're saying that if I catch you off guard I can get you to do whatever I decree, which might come in handy at some point.

The first one means oracle, and the second means coffee. When I was little I just would name them whatever they were, with the addition of 'y' at the end. I had Snakey, the Clownies, Sheepy, Dolly, Kitty, and Elephanty.

Was Elden the one who got yelled at by Adalhard after the succubus incident? And I promise I wont use OOC knowledge (such as the fact it'd kill him to have her be nice to him or the fact that Teddy is exceedingly pretty.) badly and suddenly have Bast be all nice to Elden.

That is because MoonCat currently looks like a bookcase, aka, I'm way too shy about my appearance to let anyone see anything that isn't years old/needs to be recent to be relevant.

I have found my truest nemesis of all of my one true nemeses.

Low-hanging signs.

At temple level. Crashing into my temple.

Ow.

Never had that problem ever. /shortperson

I second the secondation.

Also, HOLY MOTHER OF THE MOTHER OF...... a hippie just talked to me. A particularly smelly one. What do I do?

I... what? The fact that a hippie talked to you is causing you panic? Are you joking? Please be joking.

[wadledo]

He was talking about smellie_hippie, guys.

Yeeees?
I guess I'm enough of an old-timer that Smelly Hippy doesn't scare me any more, sorry.

[Qwertystop]

Which is thirding. No?

Not the point!
So, is there any possiblity of a 3.5 or 3.P RB game?

[Devmaar]

Not the point!
So, is there any possiblity of a 3.5 or 3.P RB game?

This would be cool

[LaZodiac]

It's a shame the Random Banter D&D game is 4E, because it sounds like a lot of fun.

I second this.

Thirded. Especially since I have a really fun character idea that would only work in 3.5 or 3.P.

See also: this

Well soooorry guys, there was a 3.5e one but it fell apart.

I have found my truest nemesis of all of my one true nemeses.

Low-hanging signs.

At temple level. Crashing into my temple.

Ow.

Ow *medics*

True, but his low rolls kind of became a running gag.

Not at all, but probably a reference to his life and very much tongue in cheek. I was way too young to catch any of that back then (I don't even remember calling him Gula Hunden, but my parents have told me about that).

I've got a feeling that once we leave the Shadowfell he'll go back to low intiative rolls. It just shows how natural this place is to him, it makes him quicker on the draw.

We has a ninja on our team. And it's canon.

Does that mean BLue Ghost is dating you???

Yes, no marriage. Unless you're saying that if I catch you off guard I can get you to do whatever I decree, which might come in handy at some point.

The first one means oracle, and the second means coffee. When I was little I just would name them whatever they were, with the addition of 'y' at the end. I had Snakey, the Clownies, Sheepy, Dolly, Kitty, and Elephanty.

Was Elden the one who got yelled at by Adalhard after the succubus incident? And I promise I wont use OOC knowledge (such as the fact it'd kill him to have her be nice to him or the fact that Teddy is exceedingly pretty.) badly and suddenly have Bast be all nice to Elden.

That is because MoonCat currently looks like a bookcase, aka, I'm way too shy about my appearance to let anyone see anything that isn't years old/needs to be recent to be relevant.

No no no, I'm not dating Blue at all

You do realize that, technically, saying you look like a bookshelf means you are "stacked", ie "have big breasts" right

[AtlanteanTroll]

We've tried starting one a few times, but it's always died before it started.

[Dimonite]

I"m taking the new thread, if no one objects by the time I get back to my dorm room (I wanna make my first banter thread!)

[LaZodiac]

We've tried starting one a few times, but it's always died before it started.

Maybe I'm just a magical DM? I kid, I kid, I just got lucky.

[Mercenary Pen]

I have found my truest nemesis of all of my one true nemeses.

Low-hanging signs.

At temple level. Crashing into my temple.

Ow.

As a tall person, I feel your pain... (worst I've had happen is ending up headbutting low hanging signs due to the combination of tall person and low ceilings at work- but the signs were cardboard, so no harm done in my case)

However, that does give me the concept for a silly D&D/generic fantasy character, smashing temples using a sign as an improvised weapon

[AtlanteanTroll]

Maybe I'm just a magical DM? I kid, I kid, I just got lucky.

I think the main problem has been nobody wants to DM. They just want to play with other RB regulars.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Yeeees?
I guess I'm enough of an old-timer that Smelly Hippy doesn't scare me any more, sorry.

It was a joke.

Well soooorry guys,

You should be.

I think the main problem has been nobody wants to DM. They just want to play with other RB regulars.

DMing is kinda hard.

[LaZodiac]

I think the main problem has been nobody wants to DM. They just want to play with other RB regulars.

Understandable. It's why I was roped into DMing. Not that I mind it, of course.

[AtlanteanTroll]

DMing is kinda hard.

I know. It also kind of sucks. I can see the fun of playing online, I can see the fun of DMing in person, can't possibly imagine the fun in DMing online.

[wadledo]

Understandable. It's why I was roped into DMing. Not that I mind it, of course.

I refuse to run it in PbP (maaaaybe.......), but I might run something over Roll20 or IRC (or something else like it).

[LaZodiac]

I know. It also kind of sucks. I can see the fun of playing online, I can see the fun of DMing in person, can't possibly imagine the fun in DMing online.

It's actually kinda fun, truth be told.

I refuse to run it in PbP (maaaaybe.......), but I might run something over Roll20 or IRC (or something else like it).

Good luck on that, if you do.

[AtlanteanTroll]

It's actually kinda fun, truth be told.

The fun in DMing is watching the horror spread across your player's faces. One can't do that online.

[MoonCat]

I've got a feeling that once we leave the Shadowfell he'll go back to low intiative rolls. It just shows how natural this place is to him, it makes him quicker on the draw.

No no no, I'm not dating Blue at all

You do realize that, technically, saying you look like a bookshelf means you are "stacked", ie "have big breasts" right

you're plotting something, aren't you?

riiiight

wha- DAMMIT! I specifically skipped plenty of the more funny sounding options to avoid innuendo! Damn you, LaZodiac!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Made out with two girls last night.

And also danced with a third girl before them, but didn't make out with her.

I love McGill, because it's almost impossible to find a not hot girl.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Made out with two girls last night.

And also danced with a third girl before them, but didn't make out with her.

I love McGill, because it's almost impossible to find a not hot girl.

Oh Gwyn, you're so promiscuous.

ION: Who's making the new thread?

[MoonCat]

Dimonite is.

ION: Nail-painting!

[AtlanteanTroll]

Made out with two girls last night.

Manw-

Oh Gwyn, you're so promiscuous.

That's probably a better way to say what I was going to.

[Cobra_Ikari]

you're plotting something, aren't you?

riiiight

wha- DAMMIT! I specifically skipped plenty of the more funny sounding options to avoid innuendo! Damn you, LaZodiac!

=3

Zodi is totally my innuendo apprentice. =3

Though in this case, she has surpassed even her master. *bows*...beautifully done. =3

[Dimonite]

New thread is up right here!

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I'm just as surprised as anyone... I'm terrible with girls :P