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2014-08-29, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
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2014-08-29, 09:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Hmmm, guess there goes my theory that Roy knows what's up with Durkon. Though it seems he was suspicious.
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2014-08-29, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Hrm, the chant at the end seemed pretty forced, but I loved the rest enough to make up for it. I cracked up especially at Durkon sending theological dissertations to the Thor writers.
And nice to see Roy still has some suspicions. Even if, uh, he seems to have gone down the wrong road entirely. So close...I am: Neutral Good: -2 chaos, -21 evil and 15 balance!
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2014-08-29, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Should have been careful, a ten on a listen check doesn't mean you're hearing it right.
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2014-08-29, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Uh-oh. Celia better watch out. Roy is a ladies' man.
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2014-08-29, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-29, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
This is correct for the emoticon for the thread page. I mean... really... what??
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2014-08-29, 09:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
On one hand, it's not like Hel is anything more than a boogy (wo)man that scares dwarves and northern followers into looking towards the bright instead of blight.
On the other hand, I'd imagine there is a pause between sentences even in chanting. Though to Durkula's defense, he doesn't breathe anymore.
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2014-08-29, 09:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
roy you idiot . it's like he'll need to die again (via sever blood loss) before her understands. how do you get 'hell' from 'Hel' when YOU WERE HALF EXPECTING HIM TO SAY HEL?
also: what ??? i think belkir's stab to the head broke something.Last edited by commander panda; 2014-08-29 at 10:45 PM.
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2014-08-29, 09:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Roy, you... just... idiot! Stop trusting the blood-sucking abomination!
Way to avert the 'dumb fighter' stereotype dude.Last edited by oppyu; 2014-08-29 at 09:15 PM.
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2014-08-29, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-29, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Now I wonder what he used to chant.
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2014-08-29, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
That was a pretty good twist during the last panel. But still, Roy should listen more carefully in order to hear that Durkon was saying "know" instead of "no". Since if this keeps up then Vampire Durkon has a great chance in actually accomplishing Hel's wishes.
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2014-08-29, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-29, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
I laughed at the "Theological Dissertations in the Thor comic book". Gold!
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2014-08-29, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
I actually facepalmed during this comic. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but goodness gracious, Roy. You're killing me, here.
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2014-08-29, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
"Know? Thor won't!"
That's a bit of a stretch...Last edited by Smolder; 2014-08-29 at 09:26 PM.
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2014-08-29, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Gah, just send Haley down there. See, this is why you send the rogue on the scouting missions!
EDIT: Yeah, the chant definitely feels forced though.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2014-08-29 at 09:23 PM.
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2014-08-29, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
You should have staked not-Durkon the moment he came back with grey skin and a new diet. It should have gone "Thanks for the help. Stake. Now let's find a cleric." But nooooooo, you trusted him. And you let him on your fancy ship. And now you're feeding the evil bastard hijacking your friend's corpse and annihilating his soul like a gremlin. You never feed the gremlin!
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2014-08-29, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Yeah, the chant doesn't do it for me. "Go Hel", sure that works. But "Know? Thor won't." Really?
I'm going to assume it's deliberate. They stood around and talked just outside the room, and while Roy is probably about +2 on listen checks, Durkon is probably about +16 without any ranks (18 starting wisdom, 3 from levels, 4 from an item, 2 from vampire for +8 and then +8 more for vampire racial bonus to listen).
Putting your ear to the door is probably only a +2 circumstance bonus, so basically, baring unusual rolls, Durkon hears Roy long before Roy hears Durkon.
Roy should have sent Haley, who probably has move silently and listen both trained to 18 or so ranks.Last edited by Doug Lampert; 2014-08-29 at 09:21 PM.
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2014-08-29, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
I am Roy, the denier of reality. Fear my power.
Wait, but that's my job!
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Horray for naming the background characters and giving them the semblance of a human conscious though. Though nothing will beat Cliffport Rookie.. Guy.
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2014-08-29, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Geez, guys, it'd be kinda boring for Roy to figure it out right away. Gotta have time to build some suspicion and suspense. Give it a minute, y'know?
Also, looks like Andi a.k.a Andromeda is practicing ventriloquism in the first panel there.Avatar by the one and only Ceika.
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2014-08-29, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Roy is going to be blind to whatever HPoH does for most of this book, I'm guessing. This is just the beginning of a loooong series of running gags....
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2014-08-29, 09:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
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2014-08-29, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Well, it's entirely possible this specific chant was formulated in case he was ever subjected to eavesdropping. With Durkon's accent, and tendency to send dissertations to comics apparently, it wouldn't seem that out of place to an outside observer compared to normal expectations.
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2014-08-29, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-29, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-29, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #961 - The Discussion Thread
Yeah, I figured the awkward phrasing was intentional on Dwarfula's part.