Ultimate Kaos II: Attack of the Epileptic Koans! [game started, recruiting wait list]

[Uncle Festy]

Ok, you can vote for no-lynch today. But not tomorrow. I want to see death and bloodshed! Remove the wheat from the chaff! Kill! Kill!

…

Er, I mean, uh…

…

Arr and avast, mateys!
EDIT: Oh, and day ends in about an hour, because that's my last chance to do it for a while. Also, we already have all votes and a majority, so I think that's pretty fair.

[Uncle Festy]

The fine folks in the village of Village aren't in a good mood. Their town has been the set for many a battle, and it seems this one is going to be the most confusing one of all. As they argue and bicker over who should get killed, a single blue-skinned man is shoved forward.
"Let's lynch him!"
"Yeah! That blue skin looks creepy!"
As the mob surrounds him, Jontom Xire shouts out, "Hey, everyone! Slow down… er, I mean, arr and avast, mateys! It be Talk Like A Pirate day! We shouldn't be killin' aur feller pirates, we should be drinkin' grog!"
"Let's drink grog!"
"Yeah! I'm really thirsty!"
Everyone goes to the tavern, gets drunk, and forgets about lynching anybody.

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No One was lynched. No one was a member of the invisible guild.

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Day ends, night begins.
Night ends in about 25 hours.
Send all night actions to Uncle Festy and that creepy pirate that's been following me around all day.

[Vampiric]

Day ends, night begins.
Night ends in about 25 hours.
Send all night actions to Uncle Festy and that creepy pirate that's been following me around all day.

You realise that 'creepy pirate' bit covers about half the boards at this moment in time?

[Lamech]

The CKC salesman looks around and says "A town were logic can defuse a lynch mob amazing. Well this looks like a good place to try planting these gem flower seeds my company wants to test out: diamond daises, sapphire lilies, ruby roses, tiger's eye buttercups, amethyst haycinth... umm... anyway you'll become a center of gemstone commerce and I assure everyone the ecological damage shouldn't be too bad."
With that the salesman goes off and starts some divination soup.

[Uncle Festy]

You realise that 'creepy pirate' bit covers about half the boards at this moment in time?

Yes – this was because it was a joke.
Update comes as soon as I can sort out what, exactly, happened.

[Uncle Festy]

So.
Talk Like A Pirate Day may have ended, but the people of the village of Village were drinking long into the night, and the spirit of amiability lasted throughout. As everyone stumbled, drunk, back to their homes, no one was dead.

… Just kidding!
The villagers were drinking into the next morning.


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No One was killed, even though he was lynched the previous day.

Night One ends, Day Two begins.
Day Two ends Monday at Midnight GMT.

… I think. Probably. If all goes well.
Results of night actions will be sent out momentarily.

[detrevnisisiht]

....No one died?
*Gets paranoid about the plan he can't fathom that the wolves have going.*

[PirateMonk]

....No one died?
*Gets paranoid about the plan he can't fathom that the wolves have going.*

What wolves? This is Ultimate Chaos, there aren't any wolves. At least, probably not.

[detrevnisisiht]

Wait, I thought it was a werewolf game?

[PirateMonk]

Wait, I thought it was a werewolf game?

In the last game, there was a group that got infinite refusible recruits and one unrefusible recruit per two nights that won when everyone was a member, a group with no special abilities that won when they predicted certain occurrences, a group with a bane per two members that won if they went two days and two nights without losing anyone, and a group with a scry, a bane, a kill, and a recruit that won once they figured out that their enemy didn't really exist. There generally aren't typical wolves.

[detrevnisisiht]

Well make my role seem sup-par on creativity.........

Well, I'll try and stay alive and hope all is made well in this slightly baffling game.

[Recaiden]

this is a werewolf style game. An irregular one, yes, but still werewolf.

Or does that just mean that we point at a lynchee and have win conditions?

Also, my role seems really boring in comparison.

[Jontom Xire]

Umm, so we're not allowed to vote for not lynching anyone?

I vote we ought to lynch the most blood thirsty amongst us - like people who push band wagons just so that someone dies. They may have a win condition that involves getting people killed, so we ought to do it to them before they do it to us.

[detrevnisisiht]

Umm, so we're not allowed to vote for not lynching anyone?

I vote we ought to lynch the most blood thirsty amongst us - like people who push band wagons just so that someone dies. They may have a win condition that involves getting people killed, so we ought to do it to them before they do it to us.

Would you be risking looking violent yourself?

[Shadowcaller]

Maybe we should just start voting?

[Murska]

What about nobody votes and we all get autolynch warning but at least there's no lynchee again? We can postpone the dirty work by a day!

[Lamech]

No lynch usally isn't an option in WW games (like this one for example), and it normally wouldn't make sense anyway, so players who were not in the last game would want to push any bandwagon that wasn't aimed at their themsleves, or their team if they started with a network.
That might work Murska, but I'm not sure Festy would like us circumventing the rules. And he might decide to kill some of us anyway... so Festy what do you say?

[Uncle Festy]

If you all want to risk getting autolynched because you forgot to post one day, or risk letting one person make a point and decide the day's lynch, be my guest.
In other words, I'd really rather you didn't. But, whatever. Easier for me to figure out the lynch, anyways.

[Lamech]

Okay I don't feel right circumventing the rules if Festy says he prefers we didn't so unless I find some good evidence to the contrary Shadowcaller, seems like as good a target as any.

[PirateMonk]

We need to kill someone if we're ever going to get any information, so Griever.

[Shadowcaller]

Well obviously I join the second bandwagon.
We can't wait another day for a lynch so lets just lynch someone and see who comes up shall we? Griever

[Griever]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not lynch the CKC member whose win condition merely relies on getting information, Shadowcaller.

[Shadowcaller]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not lynch the CKC member whose win condition merely relies on getting information, Shadowcaller.

Well then I guess I will change my vote if your victory condition don't threaten mine. Lamech instead then since he started my bandwagon.

[Murska]

I do not like any of these bandwagons, like, at all. Lord Fullbladderfor being cryptic and perhaps implying in one of his posts that his win condition might be someone's death.

[Griever]

Mustiado, what say you?

[Reinholdt]

Well Lord Fullbladder, then. He did sort of imply that if he survives for a while he's going to start killing. I'm not sure if he meant at night or by influencing the lynch somehow, but I don't really see any other good option yet.

Subject to change if there's a decent reason.

[Vampiric]

Piratemonk

Cos the TV told me to.

[GAThraawn]

Well, sure, if we have to kill someone, let's kill in the name of not killing!

Lord Fullbladder

[Vampiric]

Well, sure, if we have to kill someone, let's kill in the name of not killing!

Hooray for double standards!

[PirateMonk]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not lynch the CKC member whose win condition merely relies on getting information, Shadowcaller.

What is this "CKC"?

Lord Fullbladder, I guess.