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2008-12-14, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
I think someone else already volunteered for Mr.Freeze, but if you haven't already cast anyone else, I'd be happy to volunteer for the role.
Quickie 'ship:
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Batman. Mister Freeze.
Their love boundless; eternal
Leads to Draco squick
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2008-12-14, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
We interrupt this pause in shipping to bring you... shipping!
The Audit
Happyturtle/SurlySeraph
SpoilerTurtle looked around the waiting room, worried. Everyone else had papers. Lots of them. One guy had two bankers boxes worth on a wheeled trolly, but everyone at least had a briefcase, or an expando-file, or notebook, or something. All Turtle had was a rather heavy handbag.
When her name was called, she went into the office and found Surly sitting behind the desk. She sighed. If it had been anyone else, she might have had a chance. But Surly was so... lawful. No way could she tempt and tease him into going easy on her, even though she'd had worn her lowest cut top for the occasion. And it wouldn't even be an act, because she'd always had a crush on him. He'd be so cute if he'd ever smile...
He didn't look up from his notes. "Turtle, you have unpaid tax bills going back four years."
"Yes, I know but..."
"And you've ignored all the notices we sent."
"I didn't mean to, it's just..."
"So you could be in a lot of trouble now. A lot of trouble."
"I know, and I'm sorry but..." She paused, but when he didn't interrupt her this time, she swallowed hard and went on. "... well, it's embarrassing..."
Surly finally looked up, and saw that she was turning red and chewing on her lip. And he couldn't help but feel a little sorry for her. Only a little though. The rules had to be upheld, no matter what feminine wiles she unleashed to try and tempt him otherwise. Turtle had a reputation after all.
"I'm sorry, Turtle, but I have to do my job," he said, in a softer tone.
She nodded, almost imperceptibly. "... I'm a barbarian."
"Yes, that's all in the notes," Surly said. "I'm afraid that doesn't exempt you." Now, he thought. Now she'll lean over the desk to show off that top, or make some sort of innuendo, or just come right out and kiss me, and I'll have to be strong and do the right thing.
"Well, you know... barbarian's can't read. It says so in the Player's Handbook. At least that's what someone told me once...."
"... I see," he said, frowning.
She couldn't meet his eyes again. She knew he would feel nothing but contempt for her now. "So whenever I went raiding, I just threw some of the gold in a bag for the tax collector. Only the tax collector never came. Just the mailman, with all those forms to fill out and notices. So I just threw them in the fire until my sister opened the last one and told me I was in big trouble." She opened her handbag and poured out a pile of gold coins. "I don't even know if that's enough. Just take it. Please?" She pushed the coins towards him. "I don't want to go to jail."
He reached across the desk and took her hand. This wasn't what he'd expected at all. And though he couldn't help but be disappointed that she hadn't tried to seduce him, he was mostly relieved that he wouldn't have to have her arrested after all. "I'll have to conduct an audit before I can say whether it's enough. But you've made a good faith effort to pay. I'll cancel the warrant."
She looked up at him with grateful eyes. "Oh thank you! Thank you so much!"
"And maybe... if you like... I could give you reading lessons?"
Her face lit up in pleasure, then formed a seductive smirk. "Mmm.... I'm sure you could teach me so much..." she said, as she leaned across the desk, showing off her low-cut top, to kiss him.
And Surly was rather pleased that she'd decided to unleash her feminine wiles after all.Last edited by happyturtle; 2008-12-14 at 01:49 PM.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-12-14, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
That was very well done Happy. Silly barbarians not paying their taxes.
^ Thanks. Interesting tidbit: (if you couldn't already tell from the wings) the demon and the goblin are one and the same.Last edited by Reinholdt; 2008-12-14 at 02:02 PM.
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2008-12-14, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's perfectly okay. Obviously, you're under no obligation to ever write it; you asked for suggestions and I just thought it sounded like an entertaining ship no matter who played which part. As for the haikai...yeah, I've just been in one of Those Moods.
Since nobody else really seems to be getting as much of a kick out of the haiku I've posted around, and I think the mood has run its course, I'll stop with them. For now. >=)
@V: re: brains. Or me either, usually. I'm going relatively easy on her 'cuz she's new around her.
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2008-12-14, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Adrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2008-12-14, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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I just need to relax, I think.
I'll go make some popcorn and pop a movie into my laptop. I'm thinking Conqueror of Shamballa. Haven't watched it recently.
-Slayer Draco Doll by Recaiden
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2008-12-14, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Work on A Shipper's Carol has been exhausting. I think I may need to take a break from writing after I'm done with it...
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2008-12-14, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
Meh. I didn't much like how this one turned out. Maybe When Saint Nil Goes Marching In will be better. Anyways, here's part IV of the Acronomicon.
The Fast and the Surliest
SpoilerDear gods, was I really that bad at writing back then? Eh, whatever. At least you'll never know now.
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2008-12-14, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I can be a jerk on command, if you want, Raist.
Besides, there's a particular song of his that really resonates for me...
Edit:Or Kaela can have it.Either way, I'm going to bed.
@V: I'm a jerk-for-hire. I'll collect payment for my services in the form of broken hearts and pomegranate juice, thank you.
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2008-12-14, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
I approve of Ghost being John =D
:: goes back to fangirling and writing a ship she mentioned forever ago::
"This is why it hurts the way it hurts.
You have too many words in your head.
There are too many ways to describe the way you feel.
You will never have the luxury of a dull ache.
You must suffer through the intricacy of feeling too much"
— Iain S. Thomas
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2008-12-14, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
Last edited by TwoBitWriter; 2008-12-14 at 02:47 PM.
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2008-12-14, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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That was hilarious Magtok. I was laughing all the way.
"I am AMBIDEXTROUS!"
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2008-12-14, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Cast
Ghost as John Lennon
Vespe as Paul McCartney
Raistlin as George Harrison
Dirk as Ringo Starr
Twobit as Paul's Crazy Grandfather
Rabbit as Pattie Boyd
Cristo as Shake
Mordokai as Norm
FEATURING
Cameos by some other people
A Hard Day's Night Part 1SpoilerFangirl attack, run for your life! Raist yelled, in between Dirk and Ghost as they ran from the hoard of screaming fangirls chasing them. Oof! He said as he tripped, falling and taking Dirk with him. Get up, get up! Ghost exclaimed, helping them up, and they resumed their rampant running in terror. Quick, into the train station. Dirk exclaimed, turning and dashing towards it. Ghost and Raistlin swerved, following him.
The fans gave chase, flooding the station and making quite a racket. The three musicians hopped in phone booths, pretending to talk into the phones and the fans passed right by. When they thought it was safe, they hung up and stepped out.
Elsewhere, Mordokai, their manager, was getting a sandwich. Unfortunatly, it was in that awful plastic wrap stuff and he was unable to open it, resorting to trying to bite it open.
Back in the action, Ghost led the other two up to the ticket counter. Seven for the 12:15. He said. Ohmigawd there they are! Someone yelled. Damn damn damn. Raistlin said, and the three darted out, rushing down an alley way. Ghost tried to open the door out, but it was locked. Over the wall, over the wall. Dirk said and, using a box, the three hopped over the wall separating the alley from the streets. They started moving.
Well what the hell is this then? Ghost said, looking down. They were sitting on a newspaper delivery cart. Ah. They promptly hopped off.
Mordy was still struggling with his sammich.
The three Neatles (Y'know, like Needles, but with an 'at', since they were so neat) ran out into the grand teminal and hopped over a small fencing, chased by the fangirls.
Mordokai broke his sammich.
Dirk, Ghost, and Raist ran through the information room where the newspapers were sold. After the fangirls ran by, Vespe (who was sitting on a bench with Twobit) lowered his newspaper, and was sporting a fake moustache/goatee combo. He looked back to Twobit. I don't think I'm going to go after them. The other three Neatles ducked inside a photo booth, until they thought their screaming fans had passed. They stepped out, only to be chased again. You two suck at picking hiding places. Ghost said, frowning. Hey the phone booths were your idea. Raistlin replied, running.
Vespe and Twobit stood on the platform, about to board the train when Dirk and Ghost came running. Where's Raist? I think the fangirls got him. No...Vespe said, ripping off his false facial hair, whistling. The fangirls turned to him, like sharks to blood. Ohmigawd it's Vespe. Vespe! Vespe! I love you, marry me! One of the fangirls exclaimed as Raist ran towards the others. Vespe smiled uncomfortably. Thank you Turtle. Er, if it's not to much trouble though, could you please not stalk me anymore, it's getting creepy. He didn't wait for the answer, and the four Neatles, plus Vespe's grandfather hopped aboard the train.
The train doors closed and as it pulled away, Dirk and Vespe waved at the fans and photographers outside. They walked to their seats, opening the doors and stepping inside. Raistlin nudged Dirk, who looked up. Raist nodded at Twobit. Dirk nudged Ghost and did the same. Hey Vespe, who's the little old man? Oh uh, what little old man? Are you blind, that little old man! He said pointing at Twobit. Oh that one, he's my grandfather. That's not your grandfather. Yes it is. I've seen your grandfather, he lives in your house. Ah well that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well. Well how do you figure that? Well, everyone's entitled to two. Well yeah, but your other grandfather's locked up. He's crazier than you are. Oh, right. Well, I suppose he's just an old man I picked up on the street then.
Well what's he doing here? He said he wanted to go on a trip, said it would do him good. Why? Well he's nursing a broken heart. Is that so? Hey mister, are you nursing a broken heart? Twobit just looked at him, squinting slightly. Ghost leaned over to Vespe. Nice old man, isn't he? Well uh, he's very...clean for a guy I found in the platform. So we're looking after him are we? I can look after meself. Twobit spoke up. Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. Vespe said, standing, combing his hair in the mirror. You're worried then? Yeah. He's a villain, a real mixer.
Suddenly the door opened. Vespe looked. Hello Cristo. 'Lo Cristo. Hello boys. You got on alright then. No. Ghost said, deadpan. Cristo frowned and handed the boys their sandwiches and soda.Well who's that little old man? Ah well that's Vespe's grandfather. Maybe. Well I thought- No that's his other one. Mordokai walked in. Hello lads. Hello Mordokai. Hey Mordy. Hullo Mordy. 'Lo.
Alright so today, let's try for once to act like normal respectable citizens. Let's not cause any trouble, pull any stunts, or do anything I'm going to be sorry for. Especially you Warlock. Ghost looked up at him. You're a swine. Ain't he Raist? Yeah, a real swine. Hey! He said, pointing at Twobit. Who's that little old man. The Neatles said in unison. Well who is he? He belongs to Vespe. Dirk offered, taking a bite of his sandwich. Hey we're going down for coffee, your grandfather want to come? A'course I want to come, I need my coffee. He stood and followed Mordokai and Cristo out. I hope they don't lose him.
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2008-12-14, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
^-You won me at Fangirl attack.
Magtok, that has to be one of the funniest ships I've read in a while. My hat to you sir
*gives hat*
Can't wait till the next one.
Happy-Loved the Surly ship. Honestly, I love all your ships, but I loved Turtle's innocence in this one.Last edited by Saint Nil; 2008-12-14 at 04:12 PM.
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SpoilerOriginally Posted by Fred RogersOriginally Posted by Mother Teresa
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2008-12-14, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-12-14, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
@ Raist: Hehe. Mordokai broke his sandwich.
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2008-12-14, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-14, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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. . .
I was gone three days. Again.
You've given me twelve more pages of fics to read.
Wel, let me contribute another
Definition drabble
Mordokai/Mi'ir/Graf/RHL/???
Touchstone - a test or criterion for determining the quality or genuineness of a thing
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Graf was singing to himself again; at least he had a good ear for music. Unlike a certain stuck-in-the-mud paladin he knew.
Was that a nursery rhyme?
Well, it didn’t matter anyway, he’d told them where RHL was. Sort of. "Setting of Tsukie, follow her lights. Singing to shades summon darkness. Co. Co. Cooooooney. Come play with us Coney."
"Singing is sooth. Sooth is in the song."Yeah. Weird.
But Mordy (how he wanted to say that aloud) was clever enough to figure that out without help. It seemed that Graf was going to show them a Sight test. Possibly.
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Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2008-12-14, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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