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2012-11-22, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Originally Posted by Sith Happens
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2012-11-22, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-11-22, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-22, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I am not allowed to introduce a drink that uses honey, a potion of cure light wounds, a small piece of candy.
** I am not allowed to say it will "make you fly like a G6"
*** I am not allowed to build an airship and call it "A g6".
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2012-11-23, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may nto apply a method for crafting an IV drip of potions of CLW for the meatshields no matter how fed up I am walking towards them and trying to heal them
**Fine you can, but you better make stellar heal check to prevent airbubbles from getting into the veins spellign instant death to said meatshields
***I cannot make an itemfamiliar in the form of an IV drip, that woudl be too easyWarlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-11-24, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I am not allowed to hollow out the Beholder I just killed solely for the purpose of animating it to use as a dirigible transport for the rest of the party
Domriso's Homebrew Compendium - A collection of all of my homebrew, throwing in my own design philosophy and my conceptions for possible new things.
Geomancy, Runic Magic, probably more at a later date:
Come see my Homebrew!
Ever heard of the Ultimate Classes? They're pretty sweet. Check them out here.
I've had an interview over at Tellest! You should go see!
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2012-11-24, 06:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** Nor may I hollow out the paladin's mount and sleep inside it.
*** Especially when it's summer and we have a tent.
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2012-11-24, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Earlier, someone said something about playing a CN character whose actions are chosen by a D%, with the actions being from a table made based on comments from this thread. His GM ginked it, and I would gink it too, but I'm making a moderately important NPC based on that. And Cave Johnson.
Chariots Chariots.
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2012-11-24, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not make Alligator Jerky
** No Panther Jerky either
*** Shark Jerky is right out
**** No, I may not make jerky out of any animals we kill
* I may not make Elf Jerky
** No, no Dwarf Jerky, Halfling Jerky, Gnome Jerky, Orc Jerky, Goblin Jerky, or Kobold Jerky
*** Don't even try to make Troll Jerky
**** OK, you can make Dragon Jerky. Make a Fort save
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2012-11-24, 09:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
So basically a walking, talking, Rod of Wonder. Now THAT sounds fun.
***I'm not allowed to create a drink using wine, a love potion, and a potion of cure light wounds.
****No matter how funny it is to watch the love struck, drunk bard stumbling around every time I heal him.Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-11-24, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-25, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
So basically a walking, talking, Rod of Wonder. Now THAT sounds fun.
All glory to The Sentient Cloud.
At some point (after the campaign is completed) I might post the various bits and bobs about him, including his D% table.
Chariots chariots.
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2012-11-25, 02:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-11-26, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-26, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-11-26, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Just keep testing, I'll settle this.
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2012-11-26, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-26, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I don't imagine they'll visit him often enough for me to need a random price generator, and the obfuscation generator is also unneeded since his responses are riddles that I'll have had to make up prior.
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2012-11-26, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- You can't catch me anyhow
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-11-26, 10:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Spoiler: Current Character List:
John Smith, Playing in the Dollhouse
Adam of Cyre, Cyre Red
Grok Magmaforge, Iron Crisis
ALADIN, Out of the Abyss
Jace/Elela, Right to Die
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2012-11-27, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Oh, I don't expect you to make one. But I think it could be fun to pull out a table in the midst of negotiations, roll d% a few times, and have him proceed to demand a scrambled owl bear egg as payment for services rendered. Then give them some ridiculous riddle about egrets and egresses and redolent redresses.
Actually, I want the doddering old man translator most of all. I should make one.
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2012-11-27, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
scrambled owl bear egg as payment for services rendered
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2012-11-28, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* Imay never use the words "Tentacles", "forced" and "intrusion" ever again.
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2012-11-28, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-11-29, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-11-29, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Stuff I was recently reminded of as the DM:
- If the players accidently slay the dragon god Bahamut in the previous session, I will not think up a substitute while drunk in the middle of the night. Otherwise we'll have another "Tiamat, goddess of cookies" incident.
- Tiamat also doesn't have a "Cone of Sprinkles" breath weapon.
- Do not base a swarm encounter off Eddie Izzard's "Covered in Bees!" joke.
And a few things my players learned recently:
- While hinged doors open only in one direction, do not assume the same goes for the pressure plate underneith them.
- Not allowed to assume that the Invisibility spell is the only way the enemy hides from you. There's a skill for that.
- Not allowed to whine that the ECL8 fight is too hard for your party of 11th level characters just because the entire party failed to have a weapon capable of bypassing DR 10/Silver.
- Also not allowed to whine that the 11th level spellcasters can't bypass SR 18.
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2012-11-29, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
As DM I am no longer allowed to answer the question "What does it taste like?" with "A Fort Save."
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2012-11-29, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I'm going to do this, but I'm going to pre-empitively place this in here (in addition to my CN fortune teller):
I may no longer base a world setting off of the works of HP Lovecraft, Beetlejuice, Thundercats, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, things I have been called on other forums, Bleach, Soul Eater, things I have called other people on other forums, horror movies, or YuYu Hakusho.
Actually, no, no world setting creation that references anything. Especially not without first warning the party.
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2012-11-29, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*The idea of a necropolitan channeling positive energy is ridiculous.
*As is the idea of a sociopathic murderer aasimar who mindrapes people for fun but is lawful good.
*Or a demon paladin.
*Or a psychotic cannibal who is somehow a good guy and magically gains powers when he eats enemies and killed and ate a dragon when he was twelve.
*Listen, just because the DM's best friend is terrible at role playing and somehow manages to be just dumb enough to annoy even you, that does not mean you get to make fun of all his ideas. No matter how ridiculous the concept of a half silver dragon half elf druid/monk with pyromania and a hatred of the outdoors and magically burning fists that somehow accidentally killed the character's hometown is.
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2012-11-29, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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