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2009-10-31, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
As always, Water-Smurf, your writing is excellent.
Also, V's parents are rather ridiculous, I think. While I applaud not hiding things from children that many would--I've never been one to believe that children are "innocent"--not explaining things and giving clear answers is idiotic at best and criminally negligent at worst.
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2009-10-31, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Has anyone else noticed that the Mods still haven't locked the old thread?
Also, I was attacked by a rabid art bunny, so this is another picture of Redcloak and V's kid, 'cuz I'm that cool. The cools are weird, I should fix that.
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...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-10-31, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-11-01, 03:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-01, 06:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Durkon x Lien quickie while I wait for inspiration. Trying something different, as in a prompt.
You don’t mind.
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I took her hand, and we dashed into the pounding waves, splashing and frolicking like two long lost friends. On several occasions the tumbling surf threw her into my willing arms, and I was able to gaze into the sapphire pools of her eyes before we were overtaken by another wave and sent tumbling into the salty brine.
I realized at that moment I loved the sea, as mysterious and changing as her, beautiful in ways I had never appreciated, the same incomparable blue as her eyes, her hair. She was part of the sea, it was in her eyes, her hair, her thoughts. She should have been born some siren or mermaid, living her life in the endless vastness of her intended home.
Another wave crashed into me, interrupting my musing and sending me sprawling, flailing hopelessly until somehow she was there and my struggling brought me into her embrace.
She laughed, as wild and carefree as the ocean itself, and we spun around, touching, embracing until we were swept of our feet once more.
At last we dragged ourselves onto the shore to lie exhausted on the sand, breathing heavily as we gazed into the heavens. Stretching out my arm I felt hers, and took it in mine. We were barely touching, but, somehow, we were the closest we’d ever been.
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-11-01, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-11-01, 07:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Great picture, Saeyan. :D Gaah, your first time painting digitally? You seem to be doing exceptionally well. :D
Zanaril, your story rocks. Darker!Insane!V is creepy to read about, in an awesome way. The worst part is how plausible V's behaviour there seems.
I'll admit the plot turn of the Order ditching V didn't seem well-handled. I'd expect them to react in that sort of way if V had, say, tried to strangle one of them or blithely shot a Fireball at them with a creepy smile. Kicking V out immediately when he's only making them worried seems out of character, it would make more sense for them to confront him about it without kicking him out, and keep a close eye on him in the future. And of course, if they worry about V, then leaving him alone in the desert makes no sense at all.
But given that the focus of the story is the relationship between V and Haerta, rather than V and the Order, it doesn't bother me too much. There's probably just a more elegant way to have done it. I think a better way to cover it would be in a narrative by V set several weeks later, relating how they bothered him and intruded on his privacy and tried to help him while he kept acting more and more strangely until they decided to part ways for both their benefits. Something like that. As I said, since the relationship between V and the Order isn't the focus here, perhaps telling rather than showing would have been better for a change.
Don't let all that criticism put you off. :D I'm just trying to make my thoughts comprehensible.... XD It was an awesome story. :)
Water-Smurf, great update as usual. :) The part with Durkon was great. Being afraid to go out and act, convincing himself that it's an illusion and will go away, also seems so very much like him.
Hmmm.... Foreshadowing of Aandy appearing in the story? O_o
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2009-11-01, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Thanks for the advice, always appreciated I have trouble figuring out how the Order should react to things; making them just keep an eye on V for a while would be more plausable. It would also allow more time for V to get worse. Maybe it would work better if V is the one who makes the decision to leave, thinking the Order are all scheming behind her back... I think I'll try re-working that section.
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-11-01, 08:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Like The Dark Fiddler said.
Some illusions are just so powerful that they will hurt you despite not being real.
I'm going to give you non D&D example.
One example of such a powerful illusion would be Sephiroth's Supernova.
You know, the attack that blows up the solar system and makes the sun go BOOM!
For an illusion that one sure hurts a lot (15/16 of your Hit Points gone just like that as well as a chance to inflict every negative and crippling status effect in the game)
That guy sure knows his illusions.
Having the power level of a Demi-God helps a lot too.
But enough about that.
I have noticed a disturbing lack of dragon in this thread *Thinks about the ABD and drools* Smexy dragon...
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2009-11-01, 09:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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New thread. :D
Hey, is it OK if I put my stories in script format instead?
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2009-11-01, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I don't see any problem with it, and nothing prevents you to turn that script into prose later on. And it may be an occasion to use the characters smileys. :D
I find Belkar much more interesting and funnier than Richard though. The fact that Belkar will (hopefully) get his comeuppance, unlike Richard, helps.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-11-01 at 09:35 AM.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-11-01, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dang, those homework zombies take more ammo than a rabid elephant! Oh well, let's see what I've missed.
...
Okay, let's see...
@Water-Smurf: Wow, I'm impressed. Putting V into a relationship with RC seemed like a daunting task, but you seem to have it down. I mean, not only have you made sure to stick to canon information, but you've also manged to work in fanon without it being- OMG V'S PREGNANT?!???!1!!?!
@Zanaril: Why teh lak of VxZ/AxI?
@Everyone who submitted artwork: Wow, that stuff looks great!
I kinda wish I could trust my drawing hand. I feel like I should be drawing too.
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2009-11-01, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Here's my new one!
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(In the dark prisons of Azure City, a lone beam of sunlight penetrates the window, illuminating the soft face of a young woman, a woman who was once a Paladin)
Twelve Gods, I beseech you, hear my plea! I ask of you, what is it that you desire? I slew the king who was conspiring with the evil Order of the Stick, but it was met with hostility. Tell me! What is it that-
(Behind her, in another cell, a orc approaches)
funny girl talks a lot!
Shut it, Orc!
(Behind the orc, there is a blonde haired man and a dark-skinned woman with red eyes. The blonde man, Nale tsks and shakes his head)
Such a shame, isn't it? A Paladin thrown into jail by her own people.
That little girl would be a wonderful addition to the party. After all, you yourself have a homocidal grudge against your own.
(Nale laughs)
Yeah, but getting her to join us would be like walking up to a PC and-
We lost our clerics back in the hotel, and we lost Hilgya and Yik-Yik in the doungen, Nale. We're running low!
(Suddenly, she reaches out for her straps)
Unless you want me to start-
(Surprised, Nale waves his hands at her to stop her from undressing herself)
NO! Uh-no, Sabine, t-that won't be neccesarry! I have a better idea.
(He walks toward Miko and kneels down)
Miko. Can you hear me?
Whatever leecherous lies you spit out, I will not heed them!
Uh, right. Look, you were right all along. The Order of the Stick and the king were working for Xykon. I was trying to stop them all along.
You were?
Of course, I was. Sabine and Thog were too.
But Sabine is one of the devils. How can you be good, yet ally with those who are from Hell itself?
Neccesity, Miko. Sometimes you have to do things that are unthinkable for the greater good, much like you whacking off the king.
(Miko's face shows signs that she is slowly understanding it)
We're going to escape. We're going to help you as well.
This must be what the Twelve Gods wanted.
Yeah, sure, whatever. Now be quiet, I hear a guard coming!
(Just like that, a lone guard appears. He's blooded, bruised and sweating from the battle. He had come in to check on the prisoners one last time. Nale takes his sword and waits in ambush while he passes through the gates. He slashes downward, killing him outright. Nale loots the keys and unlocks)
(To Miko who is shocked) Necessity! Now hurry!
(Miko is too stunned to move, so Nale orders Thog to carry her. They make their way up. When they finally get onto a wall, they pause to see the hobgoblins fight their way through the breech.)
By the Twelve Gods...
See what they did? Had we killed the Order ourselves, we would've prevented this.
By the Twelve Gods, I will make them pay!
There is no time. We must flee to the next gate! Sabine, can you carry three of us?
I would, but that girl's armor looks a little heavy.
Very well. I hereby shed the armor of the wrenched king!
(She valiantly grabs her armor and pulls it over her and throws it off the wall. The others are shocked at this as she is now only wearing a small white bra and underwear)
Light enough?
Y-yes, it is. Take us away, Sabine.
(Sabine takes to the sky, carrying Nale, who carries Miko in his arms. Thog holds onto Nale's feet)
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I was thinking of doing a NalexMiko thing. ;) This is just Part I though.
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2009-11-01, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
@ Thor Person Guy: Why not post something anyway? As Dark Fiddler has said many a time, "We like it when you try."
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-11-01, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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1. I've never practiced drawing before. Really, the best I could do without the use of a computer would be a group of XKCD-style stick-figures.
2. With a computer, I fail to make anything worth looking at without the use of VG sprite artwork, which I don't think would fit in with OOTS's stick figure style.
3. Even if I could work around those two issues, the one idea I currently have has nothing to do with OOTS, and would thus be out of place on the comic's Crack Pairings thread. Unless you don't mind that, in which case, I'll get back to you.
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2009-11-01, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Belkster11, there's just something hilarious with Miko stripping and not even seeing anything wrong about it. Poor clueless darling.
Reminds me I need to write a prequel that allows this scene:
We kissed and cuddled. We did not have sex.
What's sex?
Case in point.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-11-01, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Glad you like it, Discord. :p There are more coming up, including a scene between Nale/Miko that will make Sabine angry. Care to guess?
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2009-11-01, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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He gets into her pants, and she's jealous because she wanted to?
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-11-01, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Not to burst your bubble or anything, but...
Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with?
Still, you might be able to pull it off.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-11-01, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-11-01, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-01, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-11-01, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Here's part TWO!! :D
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(Nale and the gang fly over to a patch of grassland far away from Azure City. They stand on a hill and see the city, very faintly, in the horizion. Suddenly, there's a brilliant explosion in the center.)
(shocked) Twelve Gods...It's over.
What's over, the sexy light show?
The cursed Order of the Stick had caused my beloved city to fall! (begins to tear up) They will pay for their crimes!
Yeah, yeah, weepy prostitute. I'm not the one standing around in my underwear crying in front of strangers.
You do need clothes. I can't believe you just threw your armor away.
Fortunally for you, I've got me some black leather armor I was saving up if Nale and I ever wanted to...have fun. (winks at Nale)
That leather armor hardly covers my chest at all!
Sure it does.
Look at it! It leaves the stomach vunlerable and open for sword entries, and the back is much worst!
Well, it's popular enough. Why else would all the gruff fighting girls wear stuff like this?
Fine.
(Miko puts it on)
It's tight around the waist and shoulders...
Uh, duh! It's leather! What, you were expecting armor made out of silk or something?
Where do you intend to take me, devil?
My name is Sabine, and we're taking you to the next gate so you can protected it from the evil Order.
Of course! Then I shall have my revenge! The hated Order of the Stick shall-
blahblahblah, something about revenge, blahblahblah. Honestly, I half expect you to say a long-winded speech about how they gutted your mother and father when you were a child and left a scar on your head that was shaped like the letter "L", and the killer (Who would most likely be the halfling) was the Dark Lord and he was your true birth father and-
Enough! We must go to the gate at once! Let's move!
(she marches ahead)
Sheesh, that girl needs to unwind.
Don't worry, sweetheart. I know just the thing.
(that night, Nale walks up to Miko by a small stream. She's in anguish. Kneeling down while digging her fingers into the dirt, she cries bitter tears which drip into the pond)
Wow, you're really upset, Miko.
I lost my home, my family, everything....and it's all their fault!
(touches her) It's okay. You're with us. Why don't you wash up.
I don't see how.ACK!
(She's surprised when she sees Nale taking his armor off. He has a red loincloth)
Wh-What are you doing?
About to take a dip. Care to join?
Sure.
NSFW!!
Spoiler(They enter the water which goes up to their waists. Nale holds on to Miko's shoulders. His eyes scan the beautiful woman)
You're really beautiful, Miko.
Thank you.
(She touches his chest and feels the rippling muscle underneath. She feels the thick, harden skin.)
A man like you can't be that bad...
(Nale smiles. He brushes her black hair behind her ears and kisses her on the forehead, cheeks, and lips. Miko does the same thing, going further by biting Nale's ear)
(playfully) Ow. Remove your armor, girl.
(Miko does so)
(The two begin to make out until they fall over into the dirt by the stream and they have a fun time, until Sabine flies in. She spots Nale handing Miko a gift, a gift Sabine herself gave him.)
What the?
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TO BE CONCLUDED!!!!Last edited by Belkster11; 2009-11-01 at 05:59 PM.
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2009-11-01, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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That was friking hilarious.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-11-01, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Eh, cross dressing doesn't do it for me.
Though if that worries you more then male on male non-consent then you may have issues.
Trying to write a Soon Kim Haetra fic.Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-11-01, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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*Sighs* Someone went and neutered my plot bunnies...
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-11-01, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
@ Discord
Oh, that was awesome. Poor Haley! I do prefer my crack to keep the horror just this side of the believable, and I think you struck the balance really nicely there. Oh, those OOTS members and their terrible kinky secrets...Last edited by esmerelder; 2009-11-01 at 08:29 PM.
Many thanks, blue silk handkerchiefs, and small inarticulate hedgehog noises to Funky Goose for the sig banner!
Even more thanks to half-halfling for the adorable avatar, which is from this comic!
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2009-11-01, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haha... that was funny. Good job, Discord.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-11-02, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Oh that is so cute I need to draw a picture of it or I will spontaneously combust. Thanks for making her a girl - easier to draw
With a computer, I fail to make anything worth looking at without the use of VG sprite artwork, which I don't think would fit in with OOTS's stick figure style.
PS: Discord - that was hilarious!Last edited by Saeyan; 2009-11-02 at 07:34 AM.
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2009-11-02, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
can the kid be twins? one boy, one girl?
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"tics" meaning "little insects"