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2009-12-23, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
No, no, no, no, no! VxVxHaley!
Maybe Belkar overheard Roy babbling about it in a drunk stupor, so he set up a spy camera? And then sold the footage to the highest bidder? And then Xykon Teevo's it?
Actually, that could work...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-23, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-23, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Umm, the electronic store is sold out for the holidays.
OK. Thats what I thought.Your local Cleric.
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2009-12-23, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I could try, Coffee. But I'm not sure I could do such a funny idea justice...
Who was the original writer of VxVxHaley?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-23, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Zanaril.
People still remember my stories?Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-23 at 11:33 PM.
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2009-12-23, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
You mean the one where Roy was drinking after walking in on V and V, and Haley came up and tortured Roy? Yeah, I remember that. I was actually going to have Belkar be the next person to talk to Roy, and the plot run from there.
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2009-12-23, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Of course, I never specified whether Haley did indeed take part in the Vaarsuvii's fooling around or not...
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2009-12-23, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-23, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-23, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
But who says she won't.
But like I said, I'm probably not the best suited for writing this one...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-23, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My webcomic!
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2009-12-23, 11:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
The squickiest option there would be... hm... Haley entering Roy's bedroom by night, wearing nothing but hastily retrieved underwear, pretending she's thinking she entered the Vaarsuvii's room... Roy's going to need many cold showers after that.
I did mention once that I couldn't think about writing without crying.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-23, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Well hopefully the happy emotions will osmosize... osmosise... ozmos... oszisizoms... ossss........
Screw it.
If you try to be happy, you'll start to feel happy. Kinda how if you listen to angry or depressing music, you feel angry or depressed afterwards. So yeah, feel happy, be happy.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-23, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
The correct verb is osmose.
And it doesn't work for me.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-24, 12:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I was refering to Coffee trying to cover up her negative emotions with a happy face. There's a difference in pretending to be happy and trying to distract yourself with things to cheer yourself up. The latter is a lot more effective...
Why can't you write unless you cry, if you don't mind my asking?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-24, 12:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
People, I'm going to bed now...it's almost morning and I neeed some shut-eye.'
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa and Hilarious Holidays to all Crack Fic regulars and lurkers.
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2009-12-24, 12:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-24, 01:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Thats... odd. Do you feel bad about your writing or something? I don't see why you should, or why the idea of writing should upset you...
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2009-12-24, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-24, 01:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Is it a fear of being judged and/or people not liking your stuff?
Hm. I suppose it could just be a quirk. Sometimes people cry about odd things for no apparent reason. There's really nothing you can do about it...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-24, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
No. I've never feared being judged and I'm well aware and understand fully that I can't please everyone. I'm still wretched though.
Hm. I suppose it could just be a quirk. Sometimes people cry about odd things for no apparent reason. There's really nothing you can do about it...Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-24, 04:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*hugs CoffeeIncluded* Glad to see you've cheered up a bit Coffee. However bad it is, I'm sure you can find a way to pull through. It's never the end of the world, and there's always a way to get back on your feet, even if it looks harder than you first thought.
The ‘goth’ elf's face seemed to shimmer, as though it was just a façade of something much, much deeper.
"Oh, this is very real. At least it is for you lot.”
"For us? Praytell, what do you mean by that?'" one Vaarsuvius demanded. "And why do you look like me?!"
The Elf's face flickered again. "All good questions, and they will be answered in time. However, what you need to know now is that while you are here you will be unable to fatally harm one another. Well, unless you want them too." The elf's face - the mask of an elf's face - split into a grin of needle sharp teeth.
"I demand you tell us-"
"So, I suggest you cease this pointless warring and get better acquainted. With yourselves as well as each other." Zanaril's avatar* turned to Xykon.
"You're a bit ahead of your game for that body, don't you think?" She made a small gesture, and the skin on Xykon's face melted like liquid wax. It poured down his robes and into the floor, and when he looked up his eyes were nothing but two pinpricks of light in empty sockets.
"You... bitch! I didn't even get to have one last cup of coffee!"
"Suck it up."
She glanced at the elves. "May I suggest you run? He may not be able to kill you, but... Well, goodbye." The avatar disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The male Vaarsuvius put a hand to his forehead. "Did I.... did I just refer to you as my sister."
"That's it! Spell or no spells, I will wring your scrawny little necks!"
"May I propose that now is not the time?"
The other elf nodded, and they both turned and ran down the corridor, away from the newly lichified Xykon.
And ran.
And ran.
They stopped, panting, and looked back to see the corridor stretching continuously away from them.
"What... what is this place?"
"I could ask you the same my dear. My dears."
The elves turned round to see a smiling black haired human. He was wearing knee-length boots. He was wearing a large, feathered hat. He was wearing a long, sweeping coat. He was wearing it all with the poise of someone who knows they're a smarmy jerk, and would you like to get to know a little bit more of me?
"My dear. I was not expecting to see you so soon.” He eyed the other elf “...And I thought it would be impossible to see more of you than I had already seen."
"I have never met you before in my life" One of the elves said, scowling as the human's eyes strayed down their robes.
"Come on now. I can't say I am one for remembering every one of my lovers, but surely you haven't already forgotten our night together? It was merely days ago. Unless it was your twin I bedded?"
"She is not my-" And the elf paused, suddenly uncertain as odd memories flash behind his eyes. Oddly, memories of Haley...
He shook his head vigorously. "She is not my twin. Furthermore, I am male."
The younger Julio Scoundrel's eyes snapped back up to face level. "So it must not have been you. I certainly would have noticed. My dear?" The last comment was directed to the female elf, whose expression was a mask of dread, but whose ears and face had turned bright pink.
*A literal avatar. In this thread, we are gods!
Note:SpoilerThe Julio here is from about thirty years previously, and therefore won't recognise Elan if they meet, although Elan will almost certainly recognise him. Whether or not you want to have the female (eg, the current 'canon' V) recognize him from thirty years ago is completely up to you.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-24 at 02:09 PM.
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2009-12-24, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Asta Kask, you're little encyclopedia entry about elves' ears was hysterical. Same for ShinyDelusions' most recent story. You really got the way Haley's emotions worked and conflicted with one another down pat.
I realize I'm late to actually help with this, but I just wanted to say that I can sympathize with how you feel, CoffeeIncluded. I felt the exact same way when I was in high school. Hell, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a lot of us here (at least, those of us who've graduated) didn't feel that way when we were there. But really, if there's something I've realized, it's that scholastic opportunities are honestly harder to pass you by than it turns out a lot of the times. It sounds stupid but its really what I've found as I've gotten older and headed into college.
I know I'm not exactly all that helpful, but I guess I just wanted some kind of chance to say something encouraging, though I realize I'm failing. Really, I can't think of much to say or offer you that hasn't already been said. Not exactly reassuring for someone studying psychology as their major .
On another note, you guys are making me feel friggin' old. I had no clue there were so many high school students here apparently. Not that I'm complaining; I guess it just took me off guard. And I'd rather not think too much on things that reaffirm that I'm already becoming a somewhat old man at 22. The receding hairline I'm developing is doing that enough, thank you very much.
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2009-12-24, 05:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*Comes out*
What's going on over here?
Oh boy... *Get's grabbed by the tail and dragged away*
Hey! I'm trying to talk to people here!
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2009-12-24, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I'm dreading turning 17, since once I do I'll no longer be able to pretend I'm still a child. And it's barely four months away.
You know how it is with getting older; it sneaks up on you. When you're 10, 13 looks so far away, and 14 is something that'll never happen to you. Then before you know it, you're 15, but hey, that's still young right? Then you're 16, then you're 17.... I worry that one day I'll stop to look and I'll be thirty or fourty, and I'll still be in denile about my age.This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-12-24, 05:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
So...this begs a question.
What's better, elven ears or draconic tails?
Because a dragons tail is like an elfs ear... *Get's dragged away again* HEY!
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2009-12-24, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-24 at 06:16 AM.
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2009-12-24, 06:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hmmm... VxClosakxABD...
For CoffeeIncluded
SpoilerCI, it's good to hear you feel better. I've been down that path myself, and it led me to bad places. But if you actually have suicidal thoughts, then whatever you are doing isn't helping. Go to a psychiatrist. Please. There's help to be found. (I'd recommend physical exercise as well, but you're on the school swimming team so I assume you get that...) And if you have any questions about physics, or chemistry, or biology, PM me. Even if I don't know the answers, I know who to ask. And you are not intruding - I love teaching, especially with bright students (and you are bright). I'm your friend, let me help.
Funny thing is, Closak, I almost went with dragons' tails instead of dwarven beards. I suppose twisted minds think alike...Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2009-12-24, 06:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by The Odor; 2009-12-24 at 07:13 AM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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