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2010-02-05, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Do i sense a threadwide project?
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-05, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-05 at 12:21 PM.
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2010-02-05, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
And funnier and less crack. XD
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2010-02-05, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-02-05, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Nuh-uh. Funny =/= crack.
Something can be funny and cynical. Or cracky and depressing.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-05, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-05 at 12:33 PM.
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2010-02-05, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
SOMETIMES, yeah. XD
Awkay. Have fun wherever you're going!Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-05, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
good crack = very much fun.
You've got much to learn, young pada- *bricked*Trying to return to some communities from where I've vanished in the last few years. Trying to become more active in general. Social connections are like drugs xD"
So, I'm in college now! In a city at the other end of the country, five hours by train.
I can't choose between my Internet Nicknames. Have about 4 of them atm.
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2010-02-05, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
XD
Not necessarily.
You can have crack that isn't funny.
But normally, yes, good crack = funny.
And please. I've written crack. Once. Oddly, it was an OoTS fanfic before i found this forum. XD
I also wrote an utterly random idea that may count as crack that was CREEPY. That was completely not OoTS. XDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-05, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Don't worry. I have some of my own. *gulps down glass of ice and green liquid*
*sighs*
As long as he had Tiasal, he'd be pretty secure in his power over Redcloak. Redcloak wouldn't be able to stop himself from reacting, but he wouldn't try to do something stupid like betray Xykon unless he was really, really certain that his plan was foolproof. I'm wondering how much Vaarsuvius would allow--she's extremely proud and is averse to being touched, even by those she cares about sometimes, but her daughter could get hurt if she resists too much. Add the fact that Xykon knows that they won't dare stop him, how far would he be willing to go? Would he tell V to get naked for him at some point, even if he didn't plan to do anything? Where would it stop?
Which is why they'd be scared; they wouldn't know whether Xykon was just playing around, or whether he was serious. And if it turned out to be the latter, what would they do?
And what would it do to Vaarsuvius's and Redcloak's dynamic? I can see V getting distant and hostile to push him away (if she had been thinking about how she felt like she was betraying him while this was going on, that would be an indicator of how deeply she loves him, and that's something she's still afraid of), and it would have to feel at the very least odd for Reddy to be kissing and touching her knowing that Xykon did the same thing.
Great idea. That way, if you have multiple ideas you wont have to limit yourself to picking just one
If there's anything I can do to help...
That would certainly be awkward. How does one react when their hated enemy turns on ungodly amounts of charm towards them?
Yes. Write, everybody! It could be a thread-wide project/challenge! :D
See you! (And I expect it too.)
Spoiler
The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-05, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
...what's the special drink for?
Alright, so, endings!
Shall we brainstorm?Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-05, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I can totally see him doing that... He can probably be quite charming when he wants to be.
*suddenly sees how Tsukiko could like Xykon, you know, without the dead thing*
Hang on, if he's charming enough do you think he could convince himself?
*wonders where her brain is going with this. Oh wait, that's where it's going!*Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-05, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.
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2010-02-05, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Heheheh. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-05, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
What did I walk in on?
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-02-05, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Two "love" triangles:
Tsukiko-Xykon-Vaarsuvius
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Redcloak-Vaarsuvius-XykonAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.
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2010-02-05, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-02-05, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I'm sorry to hear about that, though i don't really know you.
Hug?Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-05, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-05, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-05, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Better than he thought it would, but still not as good as if he could get the sae treatment everyone else does. It's not nice to be treated differently.
Two's company, three's a crowd, four's the beginnings of a decent orgy. (Shot)Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-05, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
As we are heading to the end of this thread here are the titles of the next ones (they should really be put in the first post).
Spoiler1: Crack Pairings
2: Brain Bleach Not Included
3: 50% More Squick
4: You Can't Unread It
5: We Revel in Infamy
6: Weve Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
7: Warning: Zanarils Drinks are Spiked with Love Potion
8: We need a Half-Elf Template (Because if it doesnt end in elven sex, weve done something wrong)
9: Your Soul is Now Forfeit
10: This is Getting a Bit Ridiculous
11: Leave your sanity at the Door
12: If it Makes Sense, Were Doing it Wrong!
13: Ignoring Canon since May 2009
If they are wrong I apologise.Last edited by Taekwondodo; 2010-02-05 at 03:59 PM.
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-05, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-05, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Oops. Rotten gender.
See, people have to GUESS mine. ^_^ XP
I think the next thread should be 'Love Potion $3.95, Brain Bleach $39.95'
I give credit where it is due!
Also, where it's almost due, but that isn't the point.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-05, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Sstoopidtallkid; 2010-02-05 at 04:47 PM.
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-02-05, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Why is V not a decent caster?
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2010-02-05, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
[/sarcasm]
FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-02-05, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Uh. Ok. My very, very limited knowledge is mostly on Sorcerers. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-02-05, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-02-05, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Wow, we're thinking this through a lot considering it's for a crack pairing fic... XD
The flagship one, tho.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.