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2010-01-27, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-27 at 09:36 AM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2010-01-27, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
You know, the moment you mentioned the ABD i got hard...If you know what i mean
...What? Is it really so bad that i'm lusting for a dragon?
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2010-01-27, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-27 at 09:48 AM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2010-01-27, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
What's so odd about it?
Dragons are hot, in more ways than one.
Also, half-dragons
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2010-01-27, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Alright here is something else that I said I might do:
SpoilerAs I sat at my desk working on the ritual, there was a knock on the door. “I’m rather busy working at the moment.” I said, “Who is it?”
“So like you to show such dedication.” came Xykon’s voice, “May I come in?”
“Of course.” I answered, “My room is your room.” He stepped inside and his robe billowed in the wind revealing his physique. “I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you.” he said. “I was hoping that there was a way that I could make you happier. I care for you.”
“Oh Xykon,” I sighed, “you don’t have to do anything.”
“But I want to,” he protested “you see Tsukiko, I love you. You’re the only minion for me.”
“Oh Xykon!” I said blushing.
“Please tell me that you feel the same way.” he begged, “You give my undeath meaning. I want to spend the rest of it making you happy.”
“Of course I feel the same way.” I said.
“Then let us make sweet love for the rest of the night.” he said.
Tsukiko lifted her pen from the paper. “Someday…” she sighed smiling.
By the way, I see that I signed up to FF.net years ago. I guess it’s time I actually started using my account.
Oh, and did you guys not see my Valentine’s Day suggestion, or was it just that bad?
And you guys discussing homework makes me feel old.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2010-01-27, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
If you can pull it off even halfway believably
and tastefully, you'll have transcended the majority of fanfic writers (and some published writers ). Although I'm still wary of the dreaded IKEA Erotica. Almost as much as IKEA stores themselves. Seriously, you could get lost in those places and it would be days before you worked out which wardrobe was actually the door out of the display area.
What I'm more interested in seeing how they'd even get to that stage; right now there doesn't seem much room for the beginnings of romance.
Why do I also get the feeling that the story's rating is initially going to go up for violence, rather than anything sexual?
...cant unread... And I can't get the mental images out of my head.
I'm not even sure whether or not I want them out of my head...Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-27 at 01:12 PM.
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2010-01-27, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-27, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-01-27, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Don't worry. I'm not in it for titillation. I doubt I'm even going to write out the actual 'doing the deed'--probably just the day-to-day build up. Few teenagers go from kissing to sex, or at least few that I know. Most have a while of making out, then maybe after a bit there's some touching. The progress around the bases can take months, unlike for adults. And teenagers dealing with their first 'Holy crap she/he's letting me touch [insert intimate area of body here]' moment is immensely amusing to imagine and write about.
Scratch that. I give them two days.
Well, it would be a little hard for them to just 'stumble onto' my stories if they're on FF under the M section, considering how that site works and considering the fact that I have no intention of mentioning on these boards that I updated. They'd have to actively look for them, and if they're willing to go through that trouble, then they can look at an array of things that are more inappropriate than my stories. I feel less guilty about tweens getting what they asked for than I do about a kid clicking a spoiler that contains something they didn't want to see.
Here. There's one meaning to it that will seem obvious. I didn't pick it for the obvious meaning.
Anyway, I enjoyed this chapter and am anxious to see the next installment, though, I must confess, uncharacteristically, I'm looking forward to learning more about the setting than I am to seeing more of the pairing, not that I'll ever be tired of the pairing!
No, Belkar is Halfling. Doppel is short for Doppelganger. Guess who it is?
I don't mind if it's during Pasithea's Messenger, or any other of my stories, and as long as Tia's in character, whatever you do to her can't be worse than what I do. I'm really excited to see it!
How would Reddy act, then? He would be able to see what was happening to V easily, but if he couldn't help himself, there wouldn't be much he could do for her...
I doubt that I'm even going to write about the actual sex act, mostly because I have no experience in that area and it's difficult writing about stuff you don't have experience in. And I'm not interested in seeing my work turn into another Internet porno--any physical intimacy scenes between those two in DotR will be meant to either portray their feelings for one another or their awkwardness/fear. They're teenagers. They're scared of this stuff.
What I'm more interested in seeing how they'd even get to that stage; right now there doesn't seem much room for the beginnings of romance.
How do you think they could get the romantic ball rolling?
Why do I also get the feeling that the story's rating is initially going to go up for violence, rather than anything sexual?
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2010-01-27, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
See? You can write comedy!
Two hours.
Actually...
...*returns, holding an empty love-potion bottle*
It was two seconds.
They're teenagers. They're scared of this stuff.
They have natural chemistry that I just need to re-tap into, but speaking of which, this may provoke more questions.
How do you think they could get the romantic ball rolling?
Then see how long it takes for them to realize that they'll be in even more trouble if they get caught together. If they end up having to hide together in a small space, they'd probably lampshade it.
Other than that, some friendly rivalry could give things a kick-start.
New theory: they've been kidnapped from some time in the other V/Reddy fic and memory-wiped.
Or, they're still in Girard's dungeon and Reddy's hallucinating this whole thing.
...yeah, I have no idea really.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-27 at 02:44 PM.
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2010-01-27, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I don't seem to understand the correlation between teenagers and being scared.
Must. Not. Say. I'm 16...
Though I think the midnight study thing is a good one, mind telling me what FF stands for in FF.net?
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2010-01-27, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Because the previous decade or so that we've known of sex, we've also been aware that it's something adults are normally unwilling to discuss for whatever reason. And what we hear from older children/teenages tends to be misinformation. Schools (at least where I live) also seem rather bad at providing Sex Ed classes; I vaguely remember a bunch of giggling eleven-year-olds and some outdated videos.
That was what you meant, right?
And why mustn't you say you're 16?
Though I think the midnight study thing is a good one, mind telling me what FF stands for in FF.net?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-27 at 02:27 PM.
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2010-01-27, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Well, i'm out for today.
...*Goes of to play with the ABD*
*Get's attacked by DA MILITARY*
Me: AHHHH!!!
Military guy: LULZ IT'S A DWAGON SHOOT IT LUL!!!11!one!!1oneone!
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2010-01-27, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I want to know what it's called now... I'm not looking through 29,901 fics to find it!
New Miko's heart was v. good, well done NemoUtopia.
Dark_Stryke: you ever planning on writing more It All Started With a Kiss?
Water-Smurf: still in character even if transplanted to a new setting. Getting the "kidnapped" vibe same as Zanaril.
Originally Posted by Water-Smurf
Cracklord hasn't been here in ages has he? I miss his Belkar torture...Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-01-27, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I think he said he couldn't bring himself to have Belkar some back to life this time. Now Belkar's nothing but a mindless, screaming, eternally tortured soul in a pile of other mindless, screaming, eternally tortured souls.
Also Cracklord got a job or something. Like, in real life.
Have to agree here. As self-disciplined as Reddy may be, if V was being tortured I don't think he would initially be able to stop himself from reacting. In the scenario you described of V being hurt more if Reddy tried to help, Reddy probably would try to do something despite the warnings, although he wouldn't need reminding a second time after V suffered for it.
All this speculation in making me ravenous for more COP.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-27 at 03:30 PM.
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2010-01-27, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-01-27, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-27, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey half-halfling! It's great to see you back! Hope we get the chance to see more of your fanart soon.
Originally Posted by Taekwondodo
I have no clue if this is actually still the time slot for the Real World, or if the Real World even shows anymore.Assistant Executioneer of the Fanclub
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2010-01-27, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm just saying that if you're gonna do it, do it right. Otherwise it's a horrifying eldritch abomination!
So, does anyone else have ideas for the halfie in this comic?
And there's always the scene from Meaning of Life...My webcomic!
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2010-01-27, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think the blurb from FF.net supports this idea as well:
They were just normal teenagers at a normal reform boarding school. Sure, the potentially fatal punishments were weird, but okay. Then a familiar stranger came. Now they all have to ask themselves if they want to see what they left behind.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-27 at 04:26 PM.
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2010-01-27, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
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