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2012-10-11, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I was once chased by a two-legged dog. I was surprised how fast it could move without hind legs.
A father taken by time, a brother dead by my own hand.
With this work behold my grief, in Stone and shifting sand.
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2012-10-11, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
From Twitter:
Originally Posted by ThuntWitty sig here nosey, aren't ya?
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2012-10-11, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Who's Cole again?
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2012-10-11, 11:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I guess he's one of Grem's Lieutenants or something.
http://goblinscomic.com/11242006/
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2012-10-12, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
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2012-10-12, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Adrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2012-10-12, 04:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Unless Cole has been impersonating Grem since before they entered the dungeon and they used some sort of magic to switch their tattoo rank markings, I don't see how that is possible. Cole appears to be the one who ordered the Vipers to shoot at Biscuit before he cut his leg off since that goblin the same green lines on his chest and stomach.
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2012-10-12, 06:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Grem! Noooooo :(
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2012-10-12, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Knuckle-walking makes me think of gorillas (and certainly Biscuit weighs around the proverbial four hundred pounds). I would be very interested in seeing a one-legged dog running; I assume you meant one with one hindleg. In vaguely related news, I have seen (on YouTube) an impressedly nimble cat which had lost both its legs on one side, so there was one foreleg and one hindleg. It had a hopping, galumphing kind of gait and could move pretty close to full normal cat-speed, though of course the different would matter if it and an intact cat were both trying to run flat-out.
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2012-10-12, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I know there are documented cases of 2 legged dogs managing to run (The example I saw was missing it's right legs, and still managed to achieve a pretty respectable speed). On the other hand, I doubt those dogs achieved what they did overnight. On my ethereal third hand, this is a comic strip, so Biscuit managing to crawl his way there isn't too unreasonable.
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2012-10-12, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Well, the comic is going to be up before too long, rendering most of this discussion moot, but I'll note Thunt released a small preview...
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2012-10-12, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Maybe he's going to dive off the cliff. With his HP restored, he could take it. Find the blood orb. Get his leg back. Kill the BBEG. Save the girl. I'm a firm believer biscuit can still have it all.
Last edited by TrinityGrace; 2012-10-13 at 12:38 PM.
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2012-10-12, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Yeah, the dude with the green chest tattoo. He is Grem's right hand man, in pretty much all of Grem's appearances Cole is somewhere nearby. Once he was even seen working as Duv's bodyguard.
First Appearance
Charging some Hobgoblins
Name Revealed
Duv's Bodyguard
Protect the Prince!
That's what I said.
Yes, I did indeed mean a dog with one hind-leg. Sorry for the confusion.Witty sig here nosey, aren't ya?
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2012-10-12, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
You take -10 to physical checks like Swim, Climb, and Jump if you're missing a leg.
He could still leap attack.
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2012-10-12, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- right behind you
Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
If he hadnt hurled his weapon at grem like that he could have used it as a makeshift crutch and weapon. He uses it to move around, then balances on one leg and chops people in half with it.
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Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
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2012-10-13, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Update...
SpoilerOh come on! That's just plain stupid! Orc falls, you die.
What's next? A dire crow drops a beak full of healing potions on saves, grem and dies?Awesome avatar by RustMonster
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2012-10-13, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-13, 03:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
SpoilerSo Dies really did chop off his hand...I thought that there was some question whether he's actually go through with it. I was expecting a last-minute plea from Junior. Wonder where the blood(thirst)y thing is now. And it really looks as though both Grem and Fox are going to die because of Biscuit. Maybe letting him out of demon captivity wasn't such a good idea....
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2012-10-13, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes. (W.Whitman)
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2012-10-13, 04:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
SpoilerThe idea that Duv might have been killed by biscoctus ex machina is the funniest thing to happen in Goblins in years.
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2012-10-13, 04:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
SpoilerEhh, seems a bit werid to me, though i suppose it works. Although it kinda comes at horible timing from an in-character point of veiw, it kinda looks like Duv was about to change her ways before the orc landed on her.
if she Survives (likely considering she is the chosen on of her god) then she is probably guna be piiiiised Though it would save any "deus ex machina" claims i think as the orc wouldn't have killed her.
Quite frankly i would have prefered it if he had landed with Dies on that outcropping.Avy by Thormag
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2012-10-13, 04:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
In OotS, we have seen Durkon use 'Cleric's Featherfall'.
Now, we see Orc Warrior's Featherfall.-HaJo
FLW: Oh, no. We're being rescued. How embarrassing!
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2012-10-13, 07:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Oh geez thunt, did you really need to crank up the dramatic tension even more? Now we have grem cut nearly in half, while biscut may or may not have eaten ALL the potions, dies horribly is dealing with having to lose his arm again, saves is bleeding out in a swamp, and duv, who may have been having a change of heart, just got flattened. Biscut is in decent hp but is missing a leg, ugh. I mean come on, what next? Will minmax and crew suddenly show up and try to figure out whats going on?
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-10-13, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Well, didn't see THAT coming ahead of time. Funny though.
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2012-10-13, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Well... that was unexpected...
Does anyone know the damage you take from a Orc falling 100 ft on your head? :)
As for Duv's change of heart: That was only towards Goblins, I don't think she'd view non-goblins any different. And then there's this big orc who just wiped out half of her clan including her son...
Do you really imagine a little change of heart would have made her any less pissed once she finds out about that?
As you can see Biscuit still has the mouth full of potions, so he might give one or two to Fox.Last edited by Morquard; 2012-10-13 at 08:23 AM.
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2012-10-13, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I sorta get the impression Biscuit didn't put much thought into that.
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2012-10-13, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-13, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-13, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-13, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
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DM: At the end of the meal, the innkeeper is bringing you the cheese plate. Roll for initiative.
PC: Excuse me, what?
DM: I said, roll for initiative. They like their cheese really ripe in these parts. They have the ooze type.
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