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2010-02-16, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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What a lovely teacher. I wish I had kids in her school so I could get her fired. At a very hard wall.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-16, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Same with my mom.
But if you want, I can show you pictures of kittens perched on shoulders.
One word for the story:
Lemme guess:
Coal: Roy
Dwarf: Durkon
Demon: Sabine
Scar: O-Chul
Nature: Lirian
Am I right?
*Hugs* Feeling better?
You know, I've got stories about a HORRIBLE health teacher that I'd be willing to share with you, if you'd like.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-02-16 at 04:41 PM.
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2010-02-16, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Lord Kubota + The chimera) + Leeky Windstaff) + Kazumi
Stuck on a desert island + Everyone is a furry version of themselves
Wow. I'm not rolling again. I don't think I can top that.
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2010-02-16, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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*puppy eyes*
Water-Smurf, please update more.Last edited by Lawyergoblin; 2010-02-16 at 04:36 PM.
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2010-02-16, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-16, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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After what seems like a long time, I give you a new Crack Pairing:
SpoilerHe stood in the shadows of the trees, the moonlight glinting off the rippling waters of the pool, his eyes fixed on the figure bathing in it. Her hair had grown long again, cascading over her pale shoulders and stopping about halfway down her back. It was taking all of Roy's self control to prevent himself casting off his armour, swimming out to her and declaring his love but in the back of his mind, or was it his heart, the twin ghosts of doubt and guilt held sway.
Shortly after the death of Vaarsuvius, a rift had begun to grow between Elan and Haley, which eventually lead to the complete destruction of their relationship. The Order was still together, Xykon still remained a threat to them all, but now the two of them rarely spoke to each other, a cold, frigid silence hung between them.
It was hard to pinpoint when Roy had first realised his true feelings for the girl in the pool. The fact that she had gone to such great lengths to bring him back from the Celestial realms was certainly a factor and that time and again, they had helped each other in battle. Her lively, vivacious personality also stirred something inside him, a love of life that had kept him motivated even when things looked bleak. A sudden splash broke his thoughts as Haley raised her cupped hands and poured water over her face and chest. Roy shuddered – he tried to convince himself it was purely her kind-hearted and spunky personality he was drawn to but her supple and youthful body wasn't exactly helping matters.
Haley seemed to pause for a moment and then cocked her slightly, as if listening for something. Then she continued to wash, her movements strangely exaggerated as if for some unseen audience and for a moment Roy could have sworn he heard a faint giggle. He turned away and walked quietly back towards the main camp, where the rest of the group was still asleep. The moon continued to shine brightly but Roy felt a growing darkness in his heart, unsure of what he should do...
...and if you do have any ideas on what the character should do, I'd like to know.
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2010-02-16, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, you are all rather smarticle. XD
AWESOME chapter, if slightly creepy. Can i blow up the school, un?
Nice story! Uh. What about Celia?Last edited by Lix Lorn; 2010-02-16 at 05:16 PM.
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2010-02-16, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Squee!
Guys, I've been out of the loop for a while - and will probably stay that way. However, I've dropped in to share some wonderful news. New, previously unseen (as far as I'm aware) OotS fanfiction! :D As far as I've glimpsed, most are generic fics and not necessarily pairings.
It'shere on a site called Archive of Our Own, founded by the non-profit Organisation of Transformative Works that supports the legalisation of fanworks as "transformative works" that expand on the original idea without substituting for it - something I just discovered. :) Naturally, I'm hugely in favour, being that my favourite fictional universe and the one I'm most itching to get my fanfic hands on is one whose author happens to forbid it - Midkemia of Raymond Feist's Riftwar Cycle. Grrr.
Just thought I'd drop by and give you all a heads up. :) Posting a few fanfics there to support things might be a good idea, too. :)
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2010-02-16, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think there are some stories not from here posted on Fanfiction.net.
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2010-02-16, 07:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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We have allies on the internet. Looks like OOTS is becoming popular.
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2010-02-16, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-02-16, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Even my dad likes OotS!
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2010-02-16, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2010-02-16, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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@Watersmurf Well, I suppose that I should expect this kind of stuff from you by now. Still, it's entertaining as always. I hope that you are feeling a bit better than earlier.
@MasamuneSSX Enjoying it so far. Glad that you have returned to us.
@Kaytara That is some good news but I'm a disapointed that you aren't planning on staying.
Maybe. If I come up with a decent story before someone else does it. Plus I've promised a few others first.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2010-02-16, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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I love this thread, but I have never actually made a crack pairing before. Here goes nothing.
Let's see... BelkarxGender-swapped Roy, kidnapping. Interesting.
SpoilerIn order to find Gerard more easily, the Order had decided to split into teams. Haley had gone with Elan (naturally) and Vaarsuvius. He was stuck with Durkon and Belkar.
During their first night in Sansedge, they had found nothing. They had rented a small tent for the night, and Roy kept watch.
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Roy awoke with a start. Oh no, he thought, I must have fallen asleep. He looked around. This didn't look like the tent they had rented.
He also felt... strangely different. And he felt a weight around his waist.
The Belt of Feminity/Masculinity. He dreaded to know how that had gotten on him.
He tried to move his hands, but they were tied to a tent pole. "Durkon? Anyone? Hellloo?"
Belkar slowly walked out of the shadows. "You know," he said, "I'm finally going to get to finish that description..."
Yeah, I'm bad at writing. Please comment.
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2010-02-17, 12:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-17, 02:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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The really dangerous trap + (Gender-switched (Gender-switched Roy's sword)) Love/hate relationship
I think I'll try and put this up tommorrow for my third attempt at a crack pairing. It seems..... interesting. A genderswitched genderswitched sword and a trap.Dolla dolla bill, y'allLeague of Legends S3 Ranked Challenge: 6/100 wins, Silver IV
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2010-02-17, 03:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-17, 05:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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@ Water-Smurf: Starting to worry about this AU "school". Also for the health "information".
@ MasamuneSSX: Nice start, but what about Celia?
*Waves* Hey Kaytara!!
W-S, can I steal the Blackwing x Tiasal fluff that was mentioned? I have an idea.
EDIT: I heard Never Gonna Give You Up on the radio this morning and thought it sounded like something Redcloak would sing to V.Last edited by Taekwondodo; 2010-02-17 at 06:00 AM.
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-17, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerWhen we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their livesAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-17, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oddly enough, i have little sympathy...
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2010-02-17, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-17, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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I wish that the kids in Lethe could get him fired too.
That would be nice...
Am I right?
*Hugs* Feeling better?
You know, I've got stories about a HORRIBLE health teacher that I'd be willing to share with you, if you'd like.
That place looks really cool! I signed up and I'm already posting all my OotS stuff there. :) And it's a pity that you're not sticking around, but hey, life's life.
I was wondering if someone would point out the misinformation being taught.
W-S, can I steal the Blackwing x Tiasal fluff that was mentioned? I have an idea.
EDIT: I heard Never Gonna Give You Up on the radio this morning and thought it sounded like something Redcloak would sing to V.
Where's that from?
Spoiler
The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-17, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-17, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sorry about inactivity... yesterday was a bad day...
And more obviously, people with odd fixations.
Thoughts?
Wait, are all your stories are in the same continuity?
Misinformation indeed. And confirmation that that teacher - and likely many more of them - are purposefully out to antagonise the students rather than to help. (Heh, as if any further proof was needed.)
I foresee some unexpected pregnancies.
*chugs green liquid*
Do tell. We love hearing this kind of stuff...
Understandable, but that's a rather counterproductive attitude in the long run.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-17 at 03:45 PM.
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2010-02-17, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-17, 02:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-17, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sings softly to Zanaril and Water-Smurf.
SpoilerTry not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And we want you to sleep well tonight.
Let the world turn without you tonight.
If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us tonight
Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
Close your eyes, close your eyes, and relaxAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-02-17, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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I find it had to feel bad for people who take out their problems on other people.
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2010-02-17, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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