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Avatar Battle Royale V: Salmon and his Lackeys
Welcome to Avatar Battle Royale V:
Salmon and his Lackeys
Rules by Bloddyredcommy
SpoilerRules of ABR (up for confirmation), some of which are based off the rules of improv
Rule 1: never act incautiously when confronted by a smiling old man with a broom
Rule 2: Don't talk about ABR
Rule 3: Commie can only make 3 joke rules.
Rule 4: Don't Deny, if somebody does somthing not breaking the other rules you can't just ignore that it happened.
Rule 5: Don't godmod others, It's okay to have somebody else say things, but don't have them make any big decisions.
Rule 6: NO SHOWBOATING! in Improv every member is trying to make the rest of the ensamble look good, not to try to make themselves look good. You can still do awsome things, but don't completally overshadow everybody else.
Rule 7: Build Up, if your going to change the plot in a major way, Don't do it all in one post, start it, making it clear what your trying to acheive, if other people want to stop it they can and we dont have to vote your post non-canon.
Rule 8: Nothing is canon if it is not in a comic, we don't know the backstory youve cooked up, don't post a comic, then when somebody stops it say "That wouldn't work because of XYZ" unless your previously stated XY and Z.
Rule 9: Don't finish lethal or incrediably dehabilitating attacks against other PC's, start them and give the other person a chance to react, its not "I cut your head off", its "I try to cut your head off", it's up to them whether or not you succeed.
Rule 10: accept weakness, we are not all superman, we are not all invincible, its no fun if nobody loses anything.
Rule 11: Get over yourself, there are other people in this plot to, so don't plan more then one post ahead and then get mad when people don't feel like going with what you want them to do, I don't care how awsome it seems.
Amendments can be allowed, rules can be changed according to votes, ect.
The story so far:
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Bold titles mean the title is important to explain what's happening!
1. First Encounter
2. A New Love
3. Giant Filet
4. Nooooooooo!
5. The Duel
6. Escape
7. A Trace
8. Joining the Fish
9. OMNIGATE
10. Meanwhile, in Threeshades's Imagination
11. Paint it Black
12. Fireballing
13. Betrayal
14. Plane Shift
15. Passenger Shifting
16. POP! Goes the Elf.
17. Meanwhile, at the Fortress of Vengeance
18. Kobold Klobber
19. Armor of the Tiny
20. Offering of Vengeance
21. A Lot Earlier…
22. Still Earlier, but Not as Much
23. Staying
24. Duck'd
25. Shift+Alt+Return
26. A Duck
27. On the Watch Out
28. All Apologies
29. Wrong Address
30. "Master" Mind?
31. Another Avenger
32. Deus Ex Machina is Having a Good Day
33. The New Guy
34. Who Would it Be?
35. You Knew it Would Happen
36. A Really Random Encounter
37. Elsewhere
38. A Shifty Tiefling
39. Explain Yourself
40. Hairdo
41. Plot Exposition of Vengeance 1
42. Plot Exposition of Vengeance 2
43. Plot Exposition of Vengeance 3
44. And That's Why the Fish
45. Yeah, About That
46. Another Character Meddling Into the Plot
47. Discussing the Terms
48. Nerdiest Bomb Ever
49. What are these Cookie Things Anyway?
50. Well?
51. The Cookies have Spoken
52. Yeah, Sure...
53. Time to pull up the defenses
54. Phil?
55. So much for that.
56. Cookie thing soap
57. D(a)r(th) Bath
58. The Tavern bet
59. I do!
60. Fight reference with reference
61. Vanishing
62. An ancient grudge
63. Racial CHA penalty
64. NOT ANOTHER SIDE PLOT!
65. So there.
66. Revenge!
67. Unexpected guest.
68. Lost in Script
69. lol! 69!
70. Fizzle
71. Sacrifice
72. It's really that tight
73. Don't wanna hear
74. RICH IS BACK!
75. Inside view?
76. Wasn't there this... fish?
77. Which way?
78. Nobody ever knew what he was thinking.
79. Repent
80. It's Angel of Death!
81. The enemy.
82. Awesome!
83. Chicken
84. Disapproval of Directorgoblin
85. Actors!
86. Haley's his Idol
87. Whoops!
88. Drop of Fortune
89. ZAP
90. Sorry
91. SRSLY!
92. DUN DUN DUNNNN
93. Fine then!
94. Weirdo
95. What the heck!
96. Citadelicious
97. Swirly
98. DEEEEEEAAAAATHHHH!
99. 75gp will do.
100. Certainly expected more from #100
101. Leroy'd
102. Mindy
103. Cheater
104. Let's make this quick.
105. Stinkin' 'guins!
106. Second try.
107. Obligatory Riddle Sphinx
108. We have to walk from here (again)
109. Robert
110. Ogre!
111. EGAD!
112. THE PAIN!
113. Dirigible'd!
114. Random Encountering all the Way.
115. Awesome!
116. Movie Night
117. How I hate those Plot-vital-character-killing-newbies!
118. He's got that whole vengeful fury thing going on now
119. Omicron'd
120. Death to Paint.net!
121a. Weren't we... kind of... fighting each other?
121b. It's a double strip
122. I sense a Disturbance in the plot.
123. Leroy Jenkins
124. Another one Joining?
125. HEALIMNOW!
126. Facing some problems
127. Ignore the face here, it's only in your imagination
128. It's just broken.
129. He's right there.
130. Apozen SMASH!
131. Monkeys!
132. We're there! Wherever that is.
133. Make Way!
134. Aren't they birds actually?
135a. Offensive Matter...
135b. ...or Defensive Offer?
136a. Bleach
136b. Boobs!
136c. Score!
137. We're back!
138. Manifesto
139. I think we need to talk about the character constellation
140. I'm starting to dig this plot.
141. I love you!
142. Nutcrackerlack
143. Dismissing is only half the fun without the dismissing part
144. Gotta problem there
145. I guess we could call that a side quest
146. A working class Hero is something to be
147. Forgot something... again!
148. Omi to the rescue!
149. Unseen workers
150. Holy intruder
151. Pizza
152. Less talk!
153. Box
154. Meats (broken)
155. Alternative drawing ness with slaughter!
156. LAAAME!
157. Summon Banana
158. Roleplaying
159. Turd Giant dismissed, lemme back in!
160a. Insert pun about facing stuff here
160b. Let's Roll!
161. O-M-I-C-R-O-N-!-!-!
162a. Still stuck.
162b. Whadaya doing?
163. Intellence is still a dumb stat!
164. De-Sword ing Penguins
165. What's up?
166. Cheese!
167. Getthecrapouttahere
168. The old dress is only an illusion.
169. Plotadins!
170. 'greed.
171. How dare you?
172. Uhm.
173. Ninja mage guy is not amused.
174. It's not Easy to be Rumbleworthy.
175. Plot goes the Paladin
176. And I am....
177. A new Pawn is rising
178.
Payback time
179. Gordon
180. A new world
181. New guys Flooding in
182. Orange glowing
183. Key
184. 4th Wall Repair
185. Introducer in Field Service
186. Rolling
187. Unseen Revolution
188. Let the battle begin... again
189. Just checking
190. Nuts.
191. Cheater!
192. Triangle-eyed Cthulhoid Punisher Thing Guy Man
193. I'm checking back later
194. I hurt my fish today, to see if it still feels...
195. Stuff going on.
196. A fight.
197. Paladin!
198. Karma has a low Wisdom score.
199. Old running gags save lives.
200. Creepy Face Man
201. Dispelled running gags kill.
202. Oh I hate when he does that!
203. Kill Evil!
204. Key scene!
205. Long due.
206. Portal
207. KP fell through a plothole!
208. Speak, little big fish
209. Off to where the plothole leads.
210. You're going nowhere.
211. Sneak Attack
212. Plot has expositional issues. Good introduction for anyone new!
213. Headbutted!
214. Fishy Story 1
215. Fishy Story 2
216. Fishy Story 3
217. Sleepatidus
218. Speak Haley
219. OMGALIENSLOL!
220. Creepyface misses Nightwing
221. Story of the Firedrakes
222a. Done for it
222b. Too busy for Angelhood
222c. Devalution
223. Oops.
224. Bart.
225. First 300 reference!
226. Can you believe, it's NOT unholy blight!
227. The Penguin awakes.
228. "Lord Salmon". Sounds nice!
229. Persuasive Work.
230.
231. Macguffin
232. There must be other others.
233. Feeling Blue
234. Meet Up
235. Newtu
236. Gathergathergather
237. Moreandmoreandmoreplot
238. At mount plot
239. Fighters-are-dumb!
240. But MIT-Doctors aren't
241. Bad Place for a Battle Scene.
242. Wait! Ted?
243. Fading
244. Where is your god now?
245. Yeril's going somewhere.
246. Hi
247. Yyyyup!
248. Bath to the rescue!
249. Now THIS is rumbleworthy!
250. Wanna be friends forever? And take over the world?
251. BATH!
252. Pervogob
253. Hullo
254. New Deal
255. Pie!
256. Narrator
257. No one throws pie at me!
258. And how I would!
259. Darconism
260. Maps
261. Eageon
262. Creepyface is confusing
263. Deus X-Man
264. Not even more Plot exposition!
265. Freeshades!
266. Plotgoblins like Deals
267. Plotallel
268. Forksword is gone!
269. Demigod
270a. The last Loyals
270b. Fly, my pretties!
271. Shapechange!
272. Enough with Phil
273. Reload, Freeman!
274. Commercial Break
275. Here's the plan
276. Letsgettheheckouttahere
277. Side notes
278. Tactics
279. No dump left behind!
280. Encounter time once again!
281. Lullaby
282. Crikey!
283. Are you done yet?
284. Is this thing on?
285. Fighter Drop Salad
286. Prototype
287. Aimy
287. Rushed
288. Level Up!
289. Can I?
290. Hi, there!
291. Reproduction
292. Coming Up!
293. "Nameless, how many are coming through?"
294. Demon Monkeys
295. Whatsit Turbines!
296. Bathed!
297a. It’s the Only way to Fly
297b. GASP!
298. Who Ya Gonna Call?
299. They Need to get Teevo
300a. Law and Order: Outsider Edition
300b.Blood War Fever
301a. Fan Mail
301b. Son of Fan Mail
302a. I was Strolling Through the Citadel One Day...
302b. He's an Omicron Master
302c. Would you like to give a nickname to OMICRON?
303. I Can Take You to Him
304. [URL="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x84/AmnonLavidor/Request.png"]Pretty Please?
305. Behold! Crabman!
306. Now I've Seen Everything
307. ZA WARUDO!
308. It's the Diamonds from Reservoir Dogs
309. That is Significantly Worse than Vodka
310. Objective Complete
311. It is a Zombie
312. OitD
313. They Just Missed the Cold Open
314. Up and Away
315. Replaced
316. Engines are Offline, Captain
317. How Inconsiderate of Him
318. I Believe I Can Fly...
319. It MIGHT work...
320. Kneel Before Zot!
321. Fish Pancakes
322. Wow, That's Convenient
323. God-Moding? I Never!
324. Don't Go in There!
325. This is his Solution for Everything
326. Let's Try This Again
327. Clear Eyes is Awesome
328. Call it a Sidequest
329. Where is Point B Anyway?
330. Follow the Citadel
331. M-man Away!
332. The Great Escape
333. The Doctor is "IN"
334. BONZAI!
335. Who Wants Calamari?
336. The Spoils of War
337. Try Not to Blow it Up
338. Poorly Planned
339. Calamity is a Scary Dude
340. The Legend of Nameless: The Phantom Hourglass
341. Time to Make a Stand
342. Looking for Group
343. He's the One
344. Glowy Thing Scare Mal!
345. Bored!
346. INT Must be a Dumb Stat
347.
Short Attention Span
348. Do Glowy Cookies Eat People?
349. Oh my...
350. We'll See
351. We're All Counting On You
352a. Ready to Ride
352b. Tonight, We Dine in BIS ANU!
353. Jesus is Hungry
354. Everyday Activities
355. Seems Logical
356. Welcome to Blauport!
357. Just Following Orders
358. Welcome Aboard
359. Hard Rock Hallelujah
360. Not Who He Seems
361. Hundreds Might Be a Bit Much
362. Summit
363. The Gambler
364. They're EVERYWHERE
365. Breaking the Fourth Wall
366. He's in Training
367. Red Scare
368. Who Needs Guards?
369. Where Else?
370. I Expect You to Talk and Also Die
371. Open the Blast Doors
372. Should Have Been Paying Attention
373. Its downright bribery!
374. Air vents arent always fun
375. The Old gag
376. Who needs featherfall
377. The valley of the plot device, again
378. The bullying of O Part 1
379. The bullying of O Part 2
380. The bullying of O Part 3
391. The bullying of O Part 4
392. All elves are like that
393. I dont get it
394. So many ancestors
395. Canabalism can be good
396. I think its an elf joke
No Banner as of yet
Awesome Trailer!
By Omicroncubed
Banners made my Kpenguin
And these two by Mechafox
And another by boomwolf
Yet another by nameless
A selection by Narrator
And this one by Tiffanie Lirle
And another by Lavidor
And three by threeshades (see what i did there?)
I believe thats all the banners. Let me know if ive missed one
ABR V: The yet undecided name is now open!
Ill change more of this after lunch.Last edited by onasuma; 2007-10-26 at 03:04 PM.
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You are jokeing, right?We need to tally up the votes first.
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Yes, yes i am
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Dude. why?
First-mechafox DID one already, he jest waited to upload it.
Second-who let you pick that name?
Third-you left out half the things! where is the storyline list for exsample? you jest copy-paste the ABR IV and slightly edited.
Erase this abomination and let mechafox to do it right.Last edited by boomwolf; 2007-10-25 at 08:13 AM.
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Oh, come on. I'm gone for a few days and Jason kills me and calls it canon? I'm not that short anyway.
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Woot first kill!
Anyone want to play darts?
Got you yet again SalmonLast edited by Nameless; 2007-10-25 at 08:23 AM.
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Will someone tell me why theres a new thread for this every 4 days or so?
And Lavidor, is you being attack by Jason canon or not. Wanna know before I work on my next comic.
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Canon, but unless you awesome jumped, you and Leroy are falling. Edit: Woohoo, I made a banner!
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One) Hes away. We reached page 50. We cant go on there.
Two) I havent. as stated before, twas a joke
three) I know, i had lunch.
four) and yes, i needed something as i went for lunch.
EDIT: Having added it up, it seems salmon and his lackeys won anyway with 6 votes (including mine, which for some reason disappeared)
Edit 2: Its because theres a 50 page per thread ruleLast edited by onasuma; 2007-10-25 at 09:11 AM.
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*Sniff*
I've never.. been so happy..
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Lets compromise
Mechafox, PM onasuma the post you had ready, Onasuma, edit the first post so its the post Mechafox PM'd you and give mechafox five bucks.
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Heh, it's really not that big of a deal. His post is fine.
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I know...
Looking back i see it was stupid...
If you want to do what BRC suggested, thats ok. If not, well, i dont know.
And 6 votes makes salmon and his lackeys win.
Ok, that was before the "Its not such a big deal". Anything i can do?Last edited by onasuma; 2007-10-25 at 09:20 AM.
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I dont want to be a lackey....and how does Threeshades team fit here?
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Well. now you need to make a list of all episodes so far and spoiler it in the main post (with links to them naturall.)
mechfox made on that goes up to page 42 or so.
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I cant make lists and draw tacos at once you know!
Anyway BRC, one badly drawn taco as ordered:
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That taco looks like a
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Its what i based my image off.
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Wait a minute... 6?
I thought these were the results:
SpoilerCurrent results:
By Bayar
Episode 5: 0
Immoral Kombat: 0
The plot strikes back: 3
Fierce Battle of Decapitation: 0
Star Battles: 0
To the death...and beyond: 0
Cool name goes here: 0
Return to Black Mesa: 0
By Lyinginbedmon
Sildyu's Quest: 0
Threeshades and her minions: 0
Salmon and his lackeys: 3
The Key Search: 0
By Wolfman42666
Key Lime Pie: 0
By Shades of Gray
lord of the keys, the fellowship of the keys: 0
AVB V, and the order of the key-nix: 0
why is this plot taking so long?: 1
By Lavidor
For The Key/s!: 0
Salmon and his lackeys vs. Threeshades and her minions: 0 (Might not fit)
By Yeril
The Citidel Strikes Back: 0
By Nameless
Pineapples: 0
WHY WON'T IT END!?!: 0
It just... won't... stop... *whimpers*: 0
The fellowship of the Plot: 0
The Two plots: 0
Return of the plot: 0
By Malfunctioned
All your keys are belong to us!: 0
By Threeshades
Grope!: 0
By Forrestfire15
The Plot That Wouldn't Die: 0
By Dr. Bath
The Land fish strikes back: 1
Either I count wrong, or it's in a tie. Besides there's still about 1 hour and 30 minutes left of voting...
By the way Bayar, you were asking about the movie maker? Do you need instructions on how to use it?
And onasuma, try using the newer trailer. That trailer is for ABR IV.
This is the real link:
http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q...BRVtrailer.flv
That's the same as before, but I'll edit the real one as soon as we're done with this.Last edited by Omicroncubed; 2007-10-25 at 10:52 AM.
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Don't listen to him!
Salmon and his lackey's won! It won i tell you!Avatar and photo by Dr. Bath.
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I'll finish the archive when I have more time, and I'll maintain until Threeshades is ready to come back. And if, when she returns, she decides she doesn't want to deal with it anymore, I will happily take over.
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How about we just go for one of mine?
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Mechafox, you forgot to add the small strip where the guy gets killed by the headcrabs (censored panel)...it is before he gets to infirmiary and changes his appearence, and after he soultraps the big headcrab.
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Well, if voting is still open, I'll vote:
Salmon and His Lackeys !