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[TinyMushroom]

The reprint drive...

Holy trombone in a toaster! We made it happen! We caused a miracle! Hallelujah and maidens in mayonnaise!

[Kobold-Bard]

DING DING DING!!

We have reached one million dollars.

Damn internet, you scary!

[Flame of Anor]

Sweet. Mine my mom's ex husband found in the engine of his car (no idea how they got there) as kittens. He promptly dropped them off with us, because he knew we couldn't resist. The only problem was we were moving to another country in a few weeks. But hey, who can resist kittens? (So glad we kept them.)

That's great! Where were you moving from and to?




Achievement Unlocked: A Cool Million Simoleons

[Chess435]

Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have it!


ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

[Procyonpi]

Ovar One Meeeylon Dollars!

[CoffeeIncluded]

AND RICH IS A MILLIONAIRE!

Who wants confetti?!

[Timeless Error]

We made it. We made it to one million.

EDIT: Wow. Ninja'd 13 times.

[MammonAzrael]

And we're there!!!!!!

Scratch that, we're a thousand dollars over and climbing!

[CurlyKitGirl]

$1 000 000 reached!

[Goosefeather]

Ladies and gentlemen... we have done it! One! Million! Dollars!

[ancev]

oooohhhhhhhhhh

ONE MILLION GOLD PIECES == 100 ASTRAL DIAMOND!!

yep, 1.000.569

wonderful compliment at all, Richard on top

[Nith]

No, it's pick 2 to go in 1 envelope. so only $10 shipping is needed

Thank you! I thought so but wanted to make certain!

I don't consider my 70 dollars to be that much but I didn't expect it to actually be weighing down the average pledge.

And of course it hits 1 million just before I post this!

[uncool]

It's gone.

Someone must have hit a $300 or so pledge; it skipped from $999877 to $1000253.
=Uncool-

[Crisis21]

Achievement Unlocked: Million Dollar Club

[Dr._Demento]

Achievement Unlocked: Rich to Riches, $1,000,000 pledged

Oh well, my pun was the best.

[Fable Wright]

One. Million. Dollars. Wow.

EDIT: Wow. That... that is a lot of ninjas.

[MurkyMajare]

Congratulations everyone on reaching 1 million dollars pledged. And with the magical number of 42 hours to go even.
Now lets raise it further to cover the payments that will potentially fall through, so that our final amount will also be above the million line.

[Porthos]

For Posterity:

[Blisstake]

I never thought it could get this high. Well done, everyone.

[WampaX]

I thought someone had to collect the scattered texts from 'the Epic poem chronicling the rise, fall, imprisonment, and aftermath of The Dawn of the Playground: War of the Rich Baker'. A work like that should be saved for generations to come.

Despite the fact that the thread was not closed (that quote seems a bit out of place now ), here is one more verse chronicling the penultimate moment of the initial playgroundians and moderators who survived the War of the Rich Baker. Seemed appropriate somehow.

E'en the prophets of the world
could not predict the rising tide.
A surge whose proportions sopped
them all even as they belied.

Atop the wold we stood and watched
as those below us floundered.
We offered aid to all we could
but knew our lot was bounded.

On all sides the surging tide
rose up to engulf each of us.
There appeared no hope could ever arrive
even with our cries most vociferous.

Then the wold itself began to rise
elevating beyond all belief.
It was only then that everyone
knew a modicum of relief.

For we had camped and clung,
Every storm lashed one of us,
to, in fact, the back of The Giant
and it was a moment most joyous.

[Chess435]

I think we just broke the forum record for most simultaneous ninjas!

[Crisis21]

For Posterity:

Better looking one:

[Forbiddenwar]

More importantly, only 154K to go until 2000% funded.

We can do IT!

[Weimann]

One million dollars!

[Procyonpi]

lol, I was ninja'd times 11, even though I had a post already typed up and was madly refreshing. Lag will do that to you.

[Gwynfrid]

I couldn't capture the exact $1M, it was just too fast. Here is a full width view:

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[MoonCat]

War and XPs IS NOW OFFICIALLY FUNDED! WE RAISED 57,750 GUYS! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

...

What?

That's great! Where were you moving from and to?

Rather not say where from. To the US, Washington.

[TinyMushroom]

More importantly, only 154K to go until 2000% funded.

We can do IT!

WE WILL!!!!!

[Dr._Demento]

I think we just broke the forum record for most simultaneous ninjas!

I'm at the bottom of the ninja pile :(

[Goosefeather]

I think we just broke the forum record for most simultaneous ninjas!

I think I just failed a Spot check.