The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

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New people should not be scared, we're all very nice really. Well, except for that guy over there, but never mind him...

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HEY! I'm nice!

Usually...

I've noticed something now that I'm actually getting some writing done. It always goes beginning-ending-everything else. Everything else is always the hardest stuff, it seems.

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There's the hippie answer.

Then there's the real-me answer.

Hippie answer:

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Man, I'm groovy with anything. No judging in the peace circle.

Real-me:

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:smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU! :smallfurious::smallfurious::smallfurious:

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Since I dunno if Wadledo will respond in the other thread.

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IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU!

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Dri, what would you do that for? And he won't, locks, you see.

So, let us commence the muffin summoning while I set up this rainbowflesh Golem, which I never had a chance to show to the other RB thread, and move the echidna behind the bad guy.

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Just for fun:
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|Rainbowflesh Golem|Greater Rainbowflesh Golem
Hit Dice|12d10+30 (96 hp)|4d10+40 (260 hp)
Initiative:|-1|-2
Speed|20 ft|20 ft
Armor Class|26|27
Base Attack/Grapple|+10/+23|+31/+52
Full Attack:|2 slams +17 melee (1d10+8)+Rainbow Strike|2 slams +41 melee (3d8+12)+Rainbow Strike
Special Attacks|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow, Rainbow Aura
Special Qualities:|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantineor DR 5/slashing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantine or DR 5/slahing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision
Saves|Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +4|Fort +14, Ref +12, Will +14
CR|12|16
Advancement|15-21 HD (Large); 22-42 (Huge)
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This golem has a humanoid body made from Rainbowflesh.

A Rainbowflesh golem is 9 feet tall and weighs around 700 pounds. They do not generally vary in appearance, and are approximately human shaped, their bodies composed of large pieces of rainbowflesh. The main differences between them is the colors of their main sections.

Combat
Rainbowflesh golems are powerful and unpredictable opponents, being physically powerful and difficult to harm.
Rainbow Strike (Su): On each hit, a rainbowflesh golem generates a random effect:
1 Red: 5 fire damage (10 for greater)
2 Orange : 10 acid damage (15 for greater)
3 Yellow: 15 electricity damage (30 for greater)
4 Green: Poison, 1d4 constitution damage Fortitude save DC 17 for half (1d6 and DC 19 for greater)
5 Purple: Planar Distortion, Stun 1 round (1d4 rounds for greater)

Rainbow Beam (Su): A Rainbowflesh golem can use a prismatic ray effect, as the spell, except that the blue effect is replaced with the purple effect of Prismatic Spray, and there is no indigo effect, as a free action once every 2 rounds. The effect has a DC 17 save. The save DC is Constitution-based.

Retributive Rainbow (Su): When a rainbowflesh golem is destroyed, it causes an explosion of magical colors, as the spell prismatic Spray without the blue and indigo effects, but in every direction. The save DC is 19, and is constitution based.

Rainbow Aura (Su): A greater rainbowflesh golem projects an aura of color around it out to a distance of 10 feet. Each round the aura has one of the effects of the spell prismatic spray, except for the blue or indigo effects. This should be determined randomly each round.

Immunity to Magic (Ex): A Rainbowflesh golem is immune to any spell or spell-like ability that allows spell resistance, except for (shadow) spells In addition, certain spells and effects function differently against the creature, as noted below.
Rainbow pattern, Prismatic Ray, Prismatic Spray, and all similar spells heal a rainbowflesh golem for 1 hp for every 3 damage that would be dealt by the spell, or 3 HP per spell level, whichever is greater.


Construction
A Rainbowflesh golem’s body is constructed out of large pieces of rainbowflesh, connected by tubes of liquid rainbowflesh and pins of hard candy shell. The Rainbowflesh must be of high quality, and costs 1,000 gp. Assembling the body requires a DC 17 Craft (architecture) check or a DC 17 Craft (Rainbowfleshmasonry) check.
CL 14th; Craft Construct, antimagic field, geas/quest, prismatic spray, symbol of stunning, caster must be at least 14th level; Price 90,000 gp; Cost 46,000 gp + 2,600 XP.

Ooh, a rainbowflesh golem! I'm always looking for more prismatic weapons to add to my arsenal, in the event of another clone invasion.

Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...

As for you, monsieur Recaiden... Try the Echidna as the background layer behind your avatar.

Mmm, rainbowflesh.
First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
It's so relaxing :smallsmile:

*Breaths in new thread smell*

Ahh.

Back to bed with me. :smallfrown:

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Mmm, rainbowflesh.
First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
It's so relaxing :smallsmile:

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You've got rainbow in a bag?

Is it anything like sunshine?

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Originally Posted by Sneak

You've got rainbow in a bag?

Is it anything like sunshine?

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Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

Mmm. Taste the goodness.

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Originally Posted by xNadia

Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

Mmm. Taste the goodness.

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Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

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Originally Posted by Sneak

Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

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Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.

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Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.

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Right! And solar panels are the future!

Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.

I have a friend that claims to have sunshine in a bag. I keep telling him that it's LSD, but he refuses to believe me. Especially right after he had some sunshine.

Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
Me: No.
Dad: Why?
Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.

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Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
Me: No.
Dad: Why?
Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.

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So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

Thoughts?

V: Silly! :smalltongue: You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...

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Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...

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:smallbiggrin: Yays! I feel better!

@dragonprime: o.O

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So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

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Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

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So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

Thoughts?

V: Silly! :smalltongue: You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...

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Love 'em. Just not when I'm barely awake in the morning and jumpy.

Deer: in NZ? I don't actually know.

Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

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Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

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Originally Posted by Sneak

Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

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Just as soon as they lose their fear of death, taxes and Michael Jackson.

Deer jokes?

Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

@^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already. :smalleek:

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Originally Posted by Sneak

Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

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No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on...

Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...

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Originally Posted by Sneak

Deer jokes?

Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

@^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already. :smalleek:

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Yeah, thank heavens... Michael... Jackson... is keeping them at bay.

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No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on...

Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...

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You've missed a bit. :smalltongue:

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Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

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Right! And solar panels are the future!

Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.

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So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

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Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

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:smalltongue:

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You've missed a bit. :smalltongue:

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Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!

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Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!

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You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.

Alright, let's get back into the swing of Random Banter, shall we?

We shall.

I'll start this off with a little reflection.

Pretzels are good. Potato chips--also good.

However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

So. Yeah.

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You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.

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Nobody told me... The Bang Act of 2009? More taxation without representation?!

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

So. Yeah.

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This is why you mix pretzels in as the saltiest ingredient. Like in Frito-Lay Munchies.

Pretzels are filling.

I think we should write an RB guide to Mixing Food.

Pretzels+Fritos=Can Work, Sometimes. I don't know why, but the effects aren't as bad as with regular potato chips. The pretzels will suffer for it, but it's not a recipe worthy of the Gastronomicon.

I don't like mixing pretzels with anything at all, really. Except strawberry ice cream.

I'm convinced my eating habits will kill me someday. Luckily, that day is not this day. This day, we eat!
*stuffs face with rainbowflesh*

On the theme of snack foods that should never, ever be seen together: goldfish and raisins. Euw, euw, gross. The raisins get coated with salty cheese stuff, and if they're the sweetened kind, then the goldfish get sugar on them.

... for a while I thought you meant real goldfish.
We don't get that snack here. I think.

Needed: avatar idea.
I've had this one for aaages.

Nope, goldfish are cheddar cheese cracker snack thingies that are shaped like goldfish.

Um, you could wait until whenever this happens and go evil with your avatar.

Hmm. I think I had an evil one waaay back. Too tempting to reuse Phase's Vampire one.

I might do a good one, but I'd end up reusing the art that I posted in the Get Well Soon Ink thread.

I don't know much about mixing snack foods. There's never anything to eat except 'real' food and skittles.

However I discovered that peanut butter on a tortilla heated in a microwave till it bubbles is really good.

^: I say... That's a topnotch idea... But what to do to kick it up a notch, old bean...

Peanutbutter and pretzels and chocolate is pretty good. Or y'know, any two of those combined. :smalltongue:

I was amazed, however, at how interesting it was to have some cheddar cheese filled combos (round pretzels with filling), chocolate, and lightly salted peanuts together...

Rather nifty-spiffy.

Concert tonight. I haven't even seen one of the pieces we're playing yet. Fortunately, I'm just playing bassoon to give more depth to our school's wind ensemble, so they shouldn't be too tough to sight read.

Can't wait for the next jazz practise, though. We've got a cool piece called Chameleon, and this arrangement is honestly better than Herbie Hancock's. Hopefully we'll be able to put as much life into it as he did his arrangement, though. :smallconfused: I've got the guitar part that's the third/fourth (don't know which part I'll do yet) part to come into the song.

All in all, I like when jazz band gets funky. :smallcool:

In other news, I'm doing quite well in my IB mocks. Got the highest grade in our grade on the first paper of Bio. :smallsmile:
@V: Oh, there's plenty reason in Bio. It's just based on arbitrary facts. :smalltongue:
At any rate, it's useful IRL (when done correctly), I'm good at it, so I have no qualms with it.

Booo biology! Take a reason science!

*Misses backspace key and hits insert by mistake...*

!!!

Shift+insert is ctrl+v?!

Go biology! Real science for the win!

Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

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Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

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Your MOM's just applied chemistry.

Zing!

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Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

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Logical fallacy: Argument ad XKCD.

@V: Yes.

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Logical fallacy: Argument ad XKCD.

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Are you suggesting that xkcd is wrong?

*grumbles about lack of proper reproductive system*

*grumble, grumble, grumble* :smallmad:

I woke up totally moody today... :smallannoyed:

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Your MOM's just applied chemistry.

Zing!

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Oh yeah? Well...you have no mom!


You know, because natural sattelites don't have parents.

Reflect - You had a mother once!
Never!
Then you had an aunt!
*Gasp*
Ah, I see you had.

I love waking up early...

I'm one of those people that likes to have, like, an hour to goof off before leaving for work.

Ditto me that.
Except that I do want enough sleep.

And when I manage to get that time before school, I always have to stressedly try to catch my train.

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Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter

I love waking up early...

I'm one of those people that likes to have, like, an hour to goof off before leaving for work.

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I like that... but I also like my bed. But occasionally I wake up and get up well rested and early and spend an hour on the internet before uni starts.

I am still very much a night person, but financial concerns have forced a white collar day job upon me. I find that I do enjoy the very early mornings, when it is still dark.

I think Sunrises are so much more beautiful then Sunsets.

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Originally Posted by dallas-dakota

Ditto me that.

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Not sure why, but I love that syntax. :smallconfused: :smallbiggrin:

I need to type another 100 or so words for my step outline which is good because I need to be back at college by 1:30.

I like how my alarm goes off at 8AM and then I wake up at 10AM.

What I don't like is when people knock on my door at 9AM, I respond through the door that I'm not out of bed and ask them what they want that's so important I have to be woken up in the middle of the freaking MORNING and they apparently walk away. How rude.

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

I like how my alarm goes off at 8AM and then I wake up at 10AM.

What I don't like is when people knock on my door at 9AM, I respond through the door that I'm not out of bed and ask them what they want that's so important I have to be woken up in the middle of the freaking MORNING and they apparently walk away. How rude.

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Maybe you sound like a bear? That would cause the instinctual human reaction to run from bears to kick in, and they would run away.

Another case solved, by me. Dr. Bath.

Zero gasped!

The honey, the hibernation, the way he could catch fish with his hands... He was a bear!

I have been working on this piece for what seems like hours. When I started I had 1666 words. Now, after much hard work and heartache, I have 1686 words.

20 words. I mean, I know I deleted some stuff and added other stuff, but still. A net gain of 20 words.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in that corner crying about my lack of productivity.

Hey you got something!
I´ve been trying to get working on a project for school due friday for a couple of hours now and I just can´t get damn started..