Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
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*floats in and breathes in that wonderful new thread smell*
[insert substance with various random bantering to post here]
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It must be noted that this is an erudite thread and so I will refrain from doing nonsensical things as a new thread boogie. I'd rather enjoy a delicious and warm cup of tea with my fellow erudite forum posters who will most likely come to this thread attracted by the sweet feeling of knowledge and eruditeness.
Edit: And what was thought to be a perfectly erudite first post for a perfectly erudite thread gets beaten by Cassie.
Re: Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Cassie's brought pies, cakes and cookies to hand out with the tea of learnedness then.
But may I also point out rambunctious meaning 'noisy' etc. etc. so I think a *boogie* is in full demand.
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I believe I may partake in this, though I avoided it before.
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CurlyKitGirl
Cassie's brought pies, cakes and cookies to hand out with the tea of learnedness then.
But may I also point out rambunctious meaning 'noisy' etc. etc. so I think a *boogie* is in full demand.
Then it must be an erudite boogie! :smalltongue:
@Lord of Syntax: I'm sorry, but that's not how it works... If you're here by the time this thread gets to page 50, then you can ask for it and the Official Random Banter Thread Granting Committee will review your case. From then, you can expect a formal response in three to four weeks.
Nah, just kidding. Just be here when this hits page 50 and we'll all see. :smalltongue:
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(sniff) The new thread smells like old books, flaking leather, age-spotted paper, a whiff of acidic and ancient ink. It's cloying. Instead of a floor-thumping boogie which might shake the books to pieces, there will be a meditative boogie session with twined legs under lamps shielded to not emit damaging and inharmonius wavelengths. Free your mind and your ass will follow. . .what sort of herb was in that tea ball?
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This is an erudite boogie:
*A CELEBRATORY DANCE EXPRESSING JOY, HAPPINESS AND AN EAGERNESS TO COMMENCE BANTERING IN A RANDOM AND TANGENTIAL FASHION*
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But is it Spell To Power? :smallamused:
So, here's a horribly addicting game I've been playing with zombies lately. Why? Because I'm notoriously lacking anything to say right now.
Other than the strangest urge to lick Curly like she was a toad. :smallconfused:
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YAYNEWTHREAD! *glomps Curly*
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Coidzor
...Other than the strangest urge to lick Curly like she was a toad. :smallconfused:
You wah???
Am I missing something or is this as weird as it sounds?
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Coidzor
I believe that is a solid course of action. You should do that.
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I really wish I had a convertible, unlimited gas money, and a couple hundred miles of open country road (I kind of have this, but still).
Because it is perfect outside. Especially for driving around.
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Ye Gods. At #142, I will again be eligible. :smalleek: Has it really been that long?
From the other thread:
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You are intrinsically subject to water insoluable environmental pollutants.
I am no expert in the field, but I suspect you may be doing not-so-apparent damage to your hair which is covered by the heavy conditioning.
It's certainly possible. However, whatever damage it does is not as bad as the damage done by shampoo and hairbush: the surfectants in shampoo not only dry the hair out, but also damage the cuticle, making it frizzier and generally unhappy. The active ingredients in shampoo are identical to those in dishwashing detergent . . .
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CurlyKitGirl
So you're expected to do thirty credits a year. (I forgot for just a few seconds that you did a four year thing rather than three so was about to write forty.)
I hope you don't mind me saying this, but that doesn't exactly seem right, only one-quarter of your time at uni/(US) college is in your major/specialist area. I mean, I'm mostly well-rounded - PE and some sciences excepted - enough to function in 'real life' and my university life is because I'm crazy-insane-in-love with one specific subject above all others and that's what I want to get massively in debt studying.
Nice to see you're on track for your graduating though. :smalltongue: But couldn't you get above your graduation minimum? Or would that mean taking dozens of five credit classes and going into a meltdown during every holiday?
Well, thirty-one a year. It's set up so that you can take one fifteen-credit and one sixteen-credit semester every year. I'm not hugely fond of the distribution requirements myself, though - I fulfilled almost all with the credits I transferred in, meaning that I could actually (in theory) take 100% history classes for the next two years if I wanted to. 36 is just the minimum. That way people can double-major or minor in things if they want to as well.
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CurlyKitGirl
How so? With (UK) universities, you can apply to study abroad and you don't have to pay anything towards it aside from your usual annual tuition fee.
Or do you have to apply to Office G, pick up Forms XQd34fGF - S, fill them in and hand them to Office B3a and another host of complicated doohickeys?
And as I have been awarded the title of Mistress of Tempting by all my Uni Friends: Allow me to tempt you to study in England. It'll be fun.
Yeah, that's not the issue. The issue is that if I went abroad I don't know if I'd be able to graduate in normal time. I could go to the UK just for fun, though. My friend is transferring to a school in London next year (her family's English, though she's lived in the US since she was little, and she wants to go back) and I've promised her I'll come visit, that would be a perfect excuse to see you as well. :smallbiggrin:
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New banter. Smells like ambergris.
So, I walk into German today, and the teacher's just straight-up wearing a Belkar t-shirt. More or less made my day.
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This is an erudite boogie:
*A CELEBRATORY DANCE EXPRESSING JOY, HAPPINESS AND AN EAGERNESS TO COMMENCE BANTERING IN A RANDOM AND TANGENTIAL FASHION*
Man, am I even needed around here anymore?
Gonna go sit in the corner muttering to myself about the youth of today and their Random Banters and Shipping Threads and Playground Families.
I remember the Town beginning. And AMEN. And the Feud. And that photo of Ego wearing antlers.
Ah, Antler Ego...
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That may be so, but I am both older and wiser and I say that you must welcome the new not remain trapped in the past.
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CurlyKitGirl
P_Z: Oy! I remember those pictures! You and your hair look adorable. I'd wager that your hair is strokably soft.
So: :smalltongue:
I wouldn't know. No one has touched my hair and lived to tell the tale.
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Player_Zero
That may be so, but I am both older and wiser and I say that you must welcome the new not remain trapped in the past.
It's hard to do so when I am still waiting for teenagers with minor rebellious streaks yet still cow tow to the law to collect the eight potential rainbow keys to free me from my prison here in the land of clockwork and magma.
Video games need more gear shapes for character creators that allow custom logos or tatoos.
Wait, are you older?
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Jibar
Wait, are you older?
Don't tell me you take my youthful irony-abusing ways literally?
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Hmm, yes, I believe both P_Z and myself are older than you, though that more depends on whether the perception of you as being in your first year of Uni or last year of secondary school holds to the light of the candle.
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Bah. Kids, I say. Kids! They don't appreciate what is best in life.
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Huh. Occasionally I must remember Playground Age does not equal to Real Life Age.
Even if occasionally Playground Age does equal Mental Age.
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Playground Age?
Also, loving the Neverwhere getup Curly!
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Coidzor
..Other than the strangest urge to lick Curly like she was a toad. :smallconfused:
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Kobold-Bard
You wah???
Am I missing something or is this as weird as it sounds?
I'm as confused as you are. how exactly would you lick someone like they were a toad? people lick toads?
Yay new thread!! *bakes celebratory cookies* :smallbiggrin:
speaking of cookies, my aunt was attempting to bake homemade chocolate chip cookies the other day, and somehow she ended up getting dough on the ceiling. :smallconfused: reminds me of the time she tried to make applesauce in a blender and the lid flew off and sprayed applesauce all over the walls. my Aunt has had her share of cooking crisis. :smallamused:
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^: You've... You've never heard of people licking toads before?
Kids today. All the best seedy references are lost on them. :smallannoyed:
Aziraphale: Based off of one's join-date. Is Playground Age.
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Jibar
Huh. Occasionally I must remember Playground Age does not equal to Real Life Age.
Even if occasionally Playground Age does equal Mental Age.
You're one to talk.
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Coidzor
^: You've... You've never heard of people licking toads before?
Kids today. All the best seedy references are lost on them. :smallannoyed:
other than the old wives tales that are about licking toads to cure disease, no.
hey, I cant help it. :smallannoyed:
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Player_Zero
You're one to talk.
Yes, the Mental Age comment was related to myself.
By the way Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire thank you for the incredibly uncomfortable scene of Moaning Myrtle hitting on Harry. And the incredibly unnecessary minute long shot of her leaning on his shoulder to ramp up the creepiness.
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Coidzor
^: You've... You've never heard of people licking toads before?
Kids today. All the best seedy references are lost on them. :smallannoyed:
Aziraphale: Based off of one's join-date. Is Playground Age.
I have. I'm just curious as to why you want to lick Curly?