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Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
Since neither Loopy nor Recaiden were around by the time old thread hit 51: Here you go: Random Banter 127.
Banter my minions! Banter!
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Or, you know - pretend I said something really witty and endearing here.
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Prominent topic of the last thread's last page: Martial Arts and Artists, specifically, a Chuck Norris v. Bruce Lee debate.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
New thread! *Runs around screaming* WHEEEEEE!!!
*Sets up a camp and gets inside my tent, changes into my PJ's and crawls inside my sleeping bag* OwO
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Nameless
*Sets up a camp and gets inside my sleeping bag* OwO
Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Alleine
Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*
It's guy love between two.... *shuts up* :smalltongue:
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Alleine
Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*
.-. *Crawls out and sleeps on the cold floor*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Nameless
.-. *Crawls out and sleeps on the cold floor*
I'm having to comfort you a lot today.
*Comforts with Ice Cream*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
sorry Nameless, but mom said I couldn't be in the same bed as a girl until I'm married :D
You know whats crazy? Skittles. Because they're actually Crazy. Crazy Cores to be specific. its like two flavors in ONE. Go, go and eat them! They're delicious. *om nom*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
Hurry up and post now! Whomever posts post number 1505 will get a FREE PONY.*
*No, actually, they wont.
/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Fredthefighter
I'm having to comfort you a lot today.
*Comforts with Ice Cream*
*noms* :3
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sorry Nameless, but mom said I couldn't be in the same bed as a girl until I'm married :D
*Fish-slap* T_T
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/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.
*snuggles up under blanket*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Thanatos 51-50
Hurry up and post now! Whomever posts post number 1505 will get a FREE PONY.*
*No, actually, they wont.
/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.
But.... post number 1505 is the 5th post on page 51, which we probably won't reach. And... hey, wait a minute, that's white text! :smallamused:
*Avoids man-snuggles*
Urm, here, have some more ice cream.
*Creeps away while Nameless is distracted by ice cream*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
dude... did you forget how to count?
127 comes before 128.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
You know what sucks? Being unable to get to sleep, that's what.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
Huh. I thought the last one was 127 for some reason...
/goes back to change.
Also - Blast! Fred found me out!
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Thanatos 51-50
Huh. I thought the last one was 127 for some reason...
/goes back to change.
Also - Blast! Nameless found me out!
Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Originally Posted by
KataraAltinaII
you people make my day.
No, I make your sundae. :smallbiggrin:
*Makes ice cream sundaes for everyone*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Fredthefighter
But.... post number 1505 is the 5th post on page 51, which we probably won't reach. And... hey, wait a minute, that's white text! :smallamused:
*Avoids man-snuggles*
Urm, here, have some more ice cream.
*Creeps away while Nameless is distracted by ice cream*
*Puts some ice cream around my mouth and cheeks* Look at me! I'm Santa! :D
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Destro_Yersul
You know what sucks? Being unable to get to sleep, that's what.
It surely does. Now imagine I put an original song here about insomnia, I don't actually feel like writing one.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
No, Fred, it's still only Friday. I'm sorry.
^: Thanks, Phase. It's the almost thought that counts.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
*Puts some ice cream around my mouth and cheeks* Look at me! I'm Santa! :D
Yes Nameless. Of course Nameless. XD
It's moments like these that make me glad that I'm friends with Nameless. :smallsmile:
EDIT: Indeed it is Destro. If it were sunday, I would be wandering what happened to Saturday.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Fredthefighter
Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.
Geeze, give a man a chance to edit. By the time I got out of the edit screen you had already corrected me.
Also: OOH! Sundae!
/poisons Nameless's.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Fredthefighter
Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.
Or was it? Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!
Maybe you're just Nameless pretending to be Fred! Maybe no one is who they seem! Agh, world... crashing... brain... exploding...
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
o.o
wait... what just happened?
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #128
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Originally Posted by
Alleine
Or was it? Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!
Maybe you're just Nameless pretending to be Fred! Maybe no one is who they seem! Agh, world... crashing... brain... exploding...
Hohoho! :D
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
I want a sundae....
Well, my school has ice cream at every meal for those who want it. In an hour and a half I could be having it for lunch... :smallwink:
And before anyone goes on about the Freshman Fifteen (which I'm sick of hearing about)...the real-life average weight gain in college is between 2.5 and 7 pounds.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
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Dragonrider
I want a sundae....
Well, my school has ice cream at every meal for those who want it. In an hour and a half I could be having it for lunch... :smallwink:
And before anyone goes on about the Freshman Fifteen (which I'm sick of hearing about)...the real-life average weight gain in college is between 2.5 and 7 pounds.
*Throws my sundae at your face*
*Runs off skipping around the room with a Santa hat* It's Christmas! ^_^
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
I'm pretty sure I lost weight. It's really weird. Someone will ask me "what did you have for lunch?" and I'll respond "5 doughnuts, a sandwhich and a large hot chocolate." and then they'll say "Christ, man, how much weight have you gained in the last month?" and then I'll say "I lost 5 pounds." and then I get chased down and brutally murdered by hordes of angry females.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
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Originally Posted by
Dragonrider
I want a sundae....
Well, my school has ice cream at every meal for those who want it. In an hour and a half I could be having it for lunch... :smallwink:
And before anyone goes on about the Freshman Fifteen (which I'm sick of hearing about)...the real-life average weight gain in college is between 2.5 and 7 pounds.
*Gives sundae.... on friday* :smallbiggrin:
Mmmmm, ice cream. *Homer Simpson drool sound*
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
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Originally Posted by
Destro_Yersul
I'm pretty sure I lost weight. It's really weird. Someone will ask me "what did you have for lunch?" and I'll respond "5 doughnuts, a sandwhich and a large hot chocolate." and then they'll say "Christ, man, how much weight have you gained in the last month?" and then I'll say "I lost 5 pounds." and then I get chased down and brutally murdered by hordes of angry females.
*high fives*
Only I don't eat quite THAT much. And I do it intentionally to get them angry because its funny.
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Re: Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
Oh, what's that Deary? You want some of my signature attack? Very well then. Prepare yourself for my DOUBLE SUNDAE!
*trips deary, catches her as she's falling and leads her into a double flip, landing her square in an over-stuffed chair with a double sundae in her lap*
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Originally Posted by
Nameless
... How did you manage to double post this within the space of 12 minuets? :smallconfused:
<_< Why were you listening to so many minuets on fast forward?