Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*sniffs new thread*
Hmmm, I'd forgotten what one of these things smells like.
*spritzes with Fabreze*
There, that's better.
:smallcool:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Kaelaroth
*is having a great birthday, so far*
*logs out, to enjoy it more*
Except I can not has cleaning yet, due to tiresome actions of others.
*is still heppeh, though* :smallsmile:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
I just dug through the old random banters. So many people you never see anymore. :smalleek: :smallfrown:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Zeb The Troll
*sniffs new thread*
Hmmm, I'd forgotten what one of these things smells like.
Yes, the, er, thread. That's what it is. :smallconfused:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*walks in, shoots TPAM and TPBM, walks out*
Nevermind me people, I'm just trying to have a good time :smalltongue:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
I like peanut butter. Who here does as well?
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Y'kno, I used to love peanut butter on a scale bordering obsession, but it's just kind of faded from my tastes now. Too... processed. Next time I visit back home I'm going to get some (home made? fresh? natural? organic?) peanut butter from the wholefoods store though, and see if I like that any better.
I'm totally on the Crunchy side of the Peanut Butter debate though. Crunchy all the way!
[Insert various 300 references altered to support Cruncy Peanut Butter HERE] :smallfurious:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Ah, my intro, it has been changed. Oh well. It lasted through 2 threads that weren't mine.
Weirdly enough, I had a dream last night that TwoBit started the new RB, and I was all like "Wait a minute! It hasn't been 50 threads since your last one!" and I can't remember how the dream continued from there, other than it made little or no sense. I think some sort of secret agents were involved at some point.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Secret Agents? Sounds like something I'd write.
And yeah, well, I figured if I'm going to have my own Random Banter, it needs to have that sort of personal touch you can only get with a good old fashioned Bicycle Stampede.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
If we had a bicycle stampede, what would it look like?
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If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!
:smallamused:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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dish
If we had a bicycle stampede, what would it look like?
Thousands dead, with tread-marks of blood trailing. A small, pink number with beads flowing from the handlebars gives off a weak ringing sound as it hurries to catch up with the rest.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*likes creamy peanut butter*
A bicycle stampede is nothing compared to the wounds I shall inflict upon people who like crunchy PB.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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dish
If we had a bicycle stampede, what would it look like?
A mixture of the Tour de France and the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona?
The real question is: if we had this, would there be people willing to try running alongside the bikes like they do the bulls?
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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cycoris
*likes creamy peanut butter*
A bicycle stampede is nothing compared to the wounds I shall inflict upon people who like crunchy PB.
>.>
I like crunchy peanut butter...
But I haven't had any in ages because my wife is like you... :smallfrown:
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I'm not a peanut butter fan at all. :smallconfused:
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
>.>
I like crunchy peanut butter...
But I haven't had any in ages because my wife is like you... :smallfrown:
This prevents you from having any why, exactly?
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Cristo Meyers
This prevents you from having any why, exactly?
Well, in general, I don't eat a lot of peanut butter. We tried the thing where we bought a small jar of crunchy for myself, but I never think "Oh yeah, I want some PB&J!"
So it went largely unused. Ever since, we just stopped buying it.
Man... now I have a craving... and work just started...
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
I think I just got rejected out of the college course I wanted to take most.
'due to many more applications then we had expected for this course, we stopped applications.
Other courses are still available, if they aren't full already'
Yeah.....No direct saying I didn't get in.
Damnit.....
:sigh:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Originally Posted by
cycoris
*likes creamy peanut butter*
A bicycle stampede is nothing compared to the wounds I shall inflict upon people who like crunchy PB.
Bring it, Rissy-Sissy :smalltongue:
DD - that sucks man! Hope you can get some good courses. Maybe it will all be for the best :smallsmile:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Maybe...very small maybe....
The main problem is that I know I wanted to do this one and that I was going to like and want to work on it.
Sure I have a second and third choice, but they're like far below the first choice.....
No photography for DD.
:sigh:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Originally Posted by
cycoris
*likes creamy peanut butter*
A bicycle stampede is nothing compared to the wounds I shall inflict upon people who like crunchy PB.
I like any type of peanut butter, but wounds are going to be inflicted to me due to enjoying the addition of fragments of peanuts added to creamy peanut butter.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Best fnut spread ever: Nutela. :smallbiggrin:
Anyone ever had this or wanted this or hell, even heard of this?
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Hey guys, where I am, it's morning. So, good morning to all! :smallbiggrin:
I hope to get to know everyone on the forums better.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Originally Posted by
Mrmud
Best fnut spread ever: Nutela. :smallbiggrin:
Anyone ever had this or wanted this or hell, even heard of this?
Isn't nutela that chocolate and hazelnut spread? I have eaten that stuff several times in my life.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Mrmud
Best fnut spread ever: Nutela. :smallbiggrin:
Anyone ever had this or wanted this or hell, even heard of this?
*Salivates.* Mmm... Nutella. :smallbiggrin:
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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randman22222
*Salivates.* Mmm... Nutella. :smallbiggrin:
Rand, if they don't have Nutela over in Dubai, say the word and I'll hook you up :smalltongue:.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Woot! We are finally getting flying cars!
http://www.informationweek.com/news/...leID=215901270
Also, I am a creamy peanut butter kinda guy. I don't like nits in my cookie or brownies either.
Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
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Mrmud
Rand, if they don't have Nutela over in Dubai, say the word and I'll hook you up :smalltongue:.
It's Abu Dhabi, and don't worry, there's no place where nutella doesn't reach. I hope. It gets here, at least.