V: Soup or Salad?

[delguidance]

Night, V would give a heck of an astronomy lesson.

Carpet or Hardwood floor?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Option C: A smoking crater.

V: 3.5 or 4e

[Zain]

Carpet or Hardwood floor?

hardwood, cold and unforgiving

V: apple or orange

[Olorin Maia]

You cannot compare apples and oranges. but if you insist, an apple because the core can be rotten.


As previously stated,
V: 3.5 or 4e

[Glome]

As previously stated,
V: 3.5 or 4e

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

[HamsterOfTheGod]

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

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V: Betty or Wilma

[Olorin Maia]

Betty, she has dark hair, just like soul splice V.

V: map or globe?

[Sereg]

Globe as V likes things that are round and smooth.

Breakfast, lunch or supper?

[Olorin Maia]

Breakfast is the best start to any day!

V:capitalism or socialism?

[Drammel]

Capitalism. See Miko's bill for details.

V: Dork, Nerd, Geek, or Dweeb?

[GreatWyrmGold]

is both!
Eww!

[Sereg]

I assume that you mean all of the above.

It seems that we need another question, so:

Glass or ceramics?

[Scion_of_Darkness]

Ceramics. Just as breakable but harder to look into.

V: Pancakes or Waffles?

[Sereg]

Alright, I've finaly worked it out. Waffle, as it has a geometric patttern like a doily.

Mouse or keyboard?

[Inhuman Bot]

This really should be a SMBG now.

[waterpenguin43]

V: King Dedede
Kirby or Meta Knight?

He is a mouse, always clicking at things and moving away others to find arcane power.

[waterpenguin43]

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

5th, V is cold, focused and scheming, leaving those who can't understand hir mighty arcane power in the cold seas drifting under the ice.

[ChowGuy]

Mouse or keyboard?

Keyboard of course. Because the Command Line the route to Ultimate Arcane Power.

[And in line withe above]

V: Nethack or Angband?

[Sizzlefoot]

Obviously he's a salad.

• He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
• He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
• He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
• His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
• His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
• His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
• He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.

All in all, definitely a salad.

He? Well then.

[DaggerPen]

I am desperately craving a salad now thanks to this thread.

[Elanasaurus]

Stale, mouldy nine-year-old salad, that is.

[Sizzlefoot]

V: the moon, pickles, Zimbabwe, or moral decay?

[martianmister]

V: the moon, pickles, Zimbabwe, or moral decay?

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

[CJG]

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

Animal Farm. More a “some(wizards) are more equal than others(non-wizards) sort. Not really a “Big Sibling is watching you” sort.

[Ruck]

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

No, V. is by Thomas Pynchon, not George Orwell.

[martianmister]

No, V. is by Thomas Pynchon, not George Orwell.

Not V., V:.

[TheTinyMan]

V: Warlock or Sorcerer?

[Elanasaurus]

Oh my Banjo,we're really doing this, huh?

Wizard.

V: gold or silver?

[martianmister]

Oh my Banjo,we're really doing this, huh?

Wizard.

V: gold or silver?

Silver.

V: Xykon or Redcloak?

[D.One]

Silver.

V: Xykon or Redcloak?

Nerdy as V is? Redcloak for sure. V even uses a red robe.

V: American Football or Rugby?