Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[Meg]

You can have some of the cookies I just made. I'm not much of a baker, though, so the cookies I made bear a stronger resemblance to plywood than I would like, but they're still (mostly) edible.

[Closak]

*Walks into my cave*


...Why are there a bunch of eggs lying all over the floor?

...Oh...

[Zanaril]

*Walks into my cave*


...Why are there a bunch of eggs lying all over the floor?

...Oh...

Closak's gonna be a daddy! Maybe. Are dragons superfecund? Because if so you might end up with a whole petting-zoo of half-dragons too...

[CoffeeIncluded]

...

*Slowly works jaw*

...

Uhm...Yeah. I've got to...I've got to go...Buy shoes.

*Flees*

[Closak]

...Half-Dragons...Everywhere...

This is gonna get really unpleasant isn't it?

[Zanaril]

Uhm...Yeah. I've got to...I've got to go...Buy shoes.

Perfect! You'll look great for your blind date!

[Meg]

...

*Slowly works jaw*

...

Uhm...Yeah. I've got to...I've got to go...Buy shoes.

*Flees*

No! Come back! Why does everything I feed leave me?

And congrats, Closak! *pops champagne*

[CoffeeIncluded]

Perfect! You'll look great for your blind date!

Do I...Want to know?

[Closak]

You must think this is really funny.

But le- *Get's skewered by a dragonslayer*


I hate my life

[Zanaril]

Do I...Want to know?

Then it wouldn't be a blind date, would it?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Then it wouldn't be a blind date, would it?

*Grabs spellbook*

[doliest]

*Starts playing the organ*
It's times like this; when the world goes to hell all around me that I'm glad I can play dramatically appropriate music.

[Zanaril]

Okay then, your blind date is...

*rolls on tables*

...the monster in the dark. O_o

I'll be okay, a friendly yellow-haired human gave me a booster shot against cooties! And a lollypop!

[CoffeeIncluded]

...

...Well then.

*Goes and grabs monopoly board* Wanna play?

[doliest]

Okay then, your blind date is...

*rolls on tables*

...the monster in the dark. O_o

I'll be okay, a friendly yellow-haired human gave me a booster shot against cooties! And a lollypop!

So it's ClosakXABD and now CoffeincludedXMITD? Okay Zanaril gets.
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Miko.

[Zanaril]

So it's ClosakXABD and now CoffeincludedXMITD? Okay Zanaril gets.
.
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Miko.

...Detect Evil.

Zanaril: Hi there!

Smite Evil!

Zanaril: Zanaril's Groping Tentacles of Asphyxiation!

*choke* *dies*

Zanaril: *pokes corpse*

<_<

>_>

Create Greater Undead!

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Cover's MitD's eyes*

Huh? What was that?

Nothing, nothing!

[Thor Person Guy]

*Walks in looking for crack*

*Reads recent conversation(s)*

*Backs out slowly*

[doliest]

*Walks in looking for crack*

*Reads recent conversation(s)*

*Backs out slowly*

Join ussssss:

Join usssssssssssssssssss:

[Lawyergoblin]

*Walks in looking for crack*

*Reads recent conversation(s)*

*Backs out slowly*

-I completely agree. Expect a RedcloakxCelia soon. Very soon. Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

[Meg]

*Walks in looking for crack*

*Reads recent conversation(s)*

*Backs out slowly*

*recruits a twin*

Come play with us, Thor Person Guy...forever...and ever...and ever...

[Silverraptor]

I just found this to be too funny.

I'm glad someone found joy in my post.

As for this random sense of pairing up people...
...eh, I'm used to it. I hang around the shipping thread now a days.

[Dark_Stryke]

*describes what he is doing.*

*has created a ridiculous meta-post*

[Sstoopidtallkid]

Closak's gonna be a daddy! Maybe. Are dragons superfecund? Because if so you might end up with a whole petting-zoo of half-dragons too...

I hope so. A...ahem...'petting zoo' of half-dragons could be all sorts of interesting...

[Saeyan]

It's the 20th, I think, although Fiddler would probably extend it a day or two if needed.

Thanks, Zanaril. Guess you guys will be getting a charcoal thumbnail from me this year then. But I colorised it because I love you guys:

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I could try rushing one up, but then my parents might see it. If you had a Chinese New Year one I could dress V up in a cute qipao

A...ahem...'petting zoo' of half-dragons could be all sorts of interesting

[Belkar] Heh heh, petting zoo. [/Belkar]

[Zanaril]

Thanks, Zanaril. Guess you guys will be getting a charcoal thumbnail from me this year then. But I colorised it because I love you guys:

Aww! I love it! You've got the cozy wintery feel down perfectly.

[El_Frenchie]

Daigo in an affair with Sangwaan.

She never really died.

Not in my heart anyway...

[half-halfling]

Great drawing, Saeyan! Are they reading BoEF?

(BoEF = Book of Erotic Fantasy)

I,m working on VxKyrie too .

[Zanaril]

Great drawing, Saeyan! Are they reading BoEF?

(BoEF = Book of Erotic Fantasy)

I doubt it; V looks too unattentive. Aandy's copy of BoEF was hurriedly hidden away when V arrived.

I,m working on VxKyrie too .

Yay!

[Dark Faun]

V looks inattentive because the BoEF is nothing compared to what elves do on a nightly basis.