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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2009-12-31, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2009-12-31, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Has anyone noticed that the title of the thread is cracking pairings V? All roads lead to V in crack pairings...
I can't keep up on these threads, eight pages a day is too much.
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2009-12-31, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-31, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2009-12-31, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Alright, I’m back home and providing the anticipated sequel (thanks for the compliments eeryone, it’s great to feel appreciated) to “The Worst Thing that Could Ever Happen.”
Spoiler”This is ridiculous.” thought Tsukiko, “It’s my dream, so I should be in control and it’s my fantasy so I should enjoy it.”
Xykon and Redcloak’s makeout session was rudely interupted with the word “Disintegrate.” Spoken by a familiar voice, followed by the door being reduced to its componant molecules. In through the recently “unlocked” doorway flew Tsukiko, her hands glowing with blue and purple energy respectively. “Alright, I’m crashing this party.” she said, “I’m in charge now. Bugsby’s swatting hand.” The resulting hang flung Redcloak clear into the the opposite wall.”
“Aaaaargh.” groaned Redcloak.
“Tsukiko please..” begged Xykon as he pulled up his robes.
“Don’t you interfere. Forecage.” ordered Tsukiko, “and you’ll find that that one is a lot less than moderately escapable.” She turned back to where Redcloak was struggly to get up. “This is for the elemental!” she cried, “Quickened maximised empowered polar ray which oddly takes less time to say than polar ray.”
“What power!” said Xykon with awe, “Tsukiko I’m seeing you in a whole new light.” Tsukiko walked up to Redcloak’s fresh corpse. “I’m not done with you yet, create perfect undead.” Redcloak opened his eyes in shock. “There, you are much better this way.” Tsukiko declared, “Back to business. Dismiss forecage. Improved heightened x 42 control undead.” Redcloak’s and Xykon’s eyes began to swirl. “Now kiss me!” she ordered.
“Yeeeeessss, Mistress.” they replied.
I believe that I have to give credit to Zanaril’s old and infamous avatar for some of the inspiration. I also request that we add the acronym UACTDAAP to our vocabulary.
Oh, and I think I’m the winner when it comes to pathetic love lives. I’m 23 and have been on one…thing that one might generously call a date, that was organized by a mutual friend. Also, once when I was in primary school, a girl who claimed that she loved me 9not that I ever believed her), stabbed me in the hand with a compass. (Try using that for inspiration.)
EDIT: Sorry, forgot to add, thanks Lira for the links.Last edited by Sereg; 2009-12-31 at 01:07 PM.
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2009-12-31, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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I decided that asit's her fantasy,I should let her do things that she shouldn't be able to do. Including casting the spellthat she made upon the spot. (Create Perfect Undead). I'm not sure whether or not we want to know what Tsukiko's idea of the perfect undead is, but I'm assuming that it involves a large boost in dexterity and charisma.
...and thanks for the sympathy. It's almost like I was shipped with Tsukiko in real life.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2009-12-31, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2009-12-31, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Have to admit, these two are my favorite.
Also, thank you CheeseMuncher and ShinyDelusion for the kind words. It means a lot. I also liked your most recent story, Shiny. Great pictures a few pages back by the way, half-halfling and Zanaril. Sorry if this is short, I'm just trying to catch up with the rest of the thread.
Cracklord, I like the cut of your jib. You have a Hellsing avatar brutally kill Belkar. You are my new hero.
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2009-12-31, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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And here's some Celia/Haley for you guys out there. I added in Elan and did some experimentation with perspective here. Tell me what you guys think.
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Tuesday wasn't shaping up to be a great day. My alarm clock broke and I got a C on my English test.
"Elan," the teacher said, "You've got to shape up here. You've got to spend less time in theater and band and shape up in class. You're a nice kid, but your grades aren't showing it."
I mean, I may not be the brightest guy around, but I try...
So I grabbed my guitar and went to the practice rooms to, well, practice, when I saw my girlfriend cheating on me.
Haley. Making out with someone that was not me. In the practice room.
Now, naughty things happen in the practice rooms with...Disturbing regularity, as my friend in AP Chem likes to say. Let's just say that Sabine has the practice room before me, and I don't think that sticky spot on the carpet is spilled soda...
But Haley?! Haley would never do anything like that! She may like to steal stuff from the Lost and Found bin, but she would never cheat on me! Not even with--Who is that?
Then I got a glimpse of who Haley was making out with--Slim figure, pale skin, nearly white hair, a pink butterfly barrette...Celia.
Oh man, now Roy's gonna be pissed at me; he's had his eyes on her for a while now...
"Haley!" I found myself shouting, even though it sounded more like a pathetic whimper.
At the same time, part of me was screaming "Whatcha doing, my man Elan?! This is HOT! SHUT UP!"
Haley and Celia just looked at me and blushed. "Uh...H-Hi, Elan, sweetie," Haley stammered. Celia just stood there in shock. "It...It was..."
I just felt my lower lip trembling and tried not to cry. "B-But...Haley...I thought...I thought you l-l-loved me..." No good. I felt tears streaming down my face.
This day sucked.
Then I saw Haley and Celia holding me. "No, no, no, Elan. I...I love you. I really do."
"In fact, we were waiting for you!"
"...You were what?"
Haley smiled and winked at me--Winked at the both of us, in fact. "In fact, we were waiting for you to offer you something. Wanna come over to Celia's house tonight? Her parents are out of town, if you know what I mean."
I just kinda stared off into space for a second. My perverted subconscious was throwing a huge party, popping corks off of champagne bottles and dancing naked in the streets. "...Okay," I heard myself saying.
"Perfect! See you tonight, handsome!"
"I'll get the stuff right after school! Oh, and Elan..."
"Yes?"
Haley grinned as she interrupted Celia "...Can the two of us, uhm, practice on each other? While you practice? You can watch if you want," she said while running her hands up and down her Celia's sides as Celia giggled and reached for Haley's waist.
I think I may have dislocated my jaw from that grin.
Uhm...What do you guys think?
Oh, and guess who the friend from AP Chem is.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-31 at 04:22 PM.
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2009-12-31, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Someone wanted preggers Haerta, no?
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It doesn't really show because she wears such dark clothes...Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-31, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Heh, if V wants to start a new family, he doesn't need protection.
And what did you think of my latest one?
I liked it. It was cute and funny. You should specify who the "he" is in the second paragraph, though.
Elan truly is the luckiest member of the Order.
Anyway, I'm running out of poses for my preggers pictures. That's sad.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-31 at 04:19 PM.
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2009-12-31, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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He'd also invite Roy, too.
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