Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Oooohaloophole]

{Scrubbed}

[Sereg]

Actualy We can sinse Closak (Your Draconic Alterego Probably representing the Wanting for freedom that you lack that a dragon has) is an entirely fictional character. For example If I wrote a pairing about Tarceron the Necromancer (My Necromantic alter ego) Im technicaly writing two fictional stories about two fictional characters not about ourselfs.

I answer with MReav's entirely appropriate earlier statement.

And if we make fictional characters based heavily on ourselves, we may be pushing things during a time we really shouldn't.

[Oooohaloophole]

I answer with MReav's entirely appropriate earlier statement.

True But Anless I eat People Closak will probably be a simple joke.
What I meen is that Closak is probably Nothing Like whoever you realy are. Or is he?

[Closak]

Closak eating people is a running gag.


...Did i just come up with another thread title?

[MReav]

Perhaps we should rename the thread, since we've been ordered to stop shipping ourselves?

[Aaron]

Wow! I go camping for the weekend, and a dozen pages are added.

Okay, I'm back! And here's the story:

Okay, so at the improv class, the one where I was getting sexually harassed, a few weeks ago, I got my revenge. CoffeeIncluded Style....

When I went up for a skit that day I was thinking of a way to get my revenge on the boys who wouldn't leave me alone (They kept making sexual comments that culminated in a several propositions for me to do...Things on them a few days before this) I remembered that I had a chocolate Tootsie pop in my bag...

I stood up, in front of the entire class, and unwrapped the lollipop, then began licking it in the most suggestive manner possible. There I was with that chocolate Tootsie roll lollipop. Licking it, sucking it, making little happy noises, the works.

So, every guy in the room was staring at me and the lollipop in shock and wishful thinking and the teacher was about to drag me to the dean's office...

When I chomped down. HARD. The lollipop cracked in half, and in full view of the class, I started biting and crunching the lollipop with my mouth wide open so everyone could see the lollipop get pulverized in my back molars as I scraped out the Tootsie roll center with my teeth. Then I gnawed on the stick.

Imagine the guys' expressions!

You go girl! They totaly deserved it. It's so funny, I wish I was there to see it.

Sorry that you're not feeling well. I know one way I can help. *gives CoffeeIncluded a BIG bear hug*

Sorry about that, Sheriff. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say we're sorry.

Definetly. We want to stay within the forum rules.

Now, to get away from the self-loathing and blame game, I think we're the only group that would, after being told we wouldn't like what we heard, would continue to ask, nay, beg to be psychoanalyzed by someone we've never met and only know through the internet.

*pulls up chair*
You can always come down to my cleric office. I work in physical and mental healing.

And I'm almost done making my Holy Brain Bleach.

[Sereg]

Perhaps we should rename the thread, since we've been ordered to stop shipping ourselves?

Perhaps that would be appropriate. We've already got plenty of thread titles to use.

[Oooohaloophole]

*pulls up chair*
You can always come down to my cleric office. I work in physical and mental healing.

And I'm almost done making my Holy Brain Bleach.

Actualy It may not meen Much to you but Im planning to become a Phsycologist or philosophist when I grow up. As F***** up as I am Im actualy pretty good at listening to other peoples problems and telling things that make them feel better. That and when Im feeling emotionaly good I can spew some random Philosophical statement which makes people look at me and ask if I read that from somewhere, The answer is always "No".

See folks this is wha might be repressed inside you because of social and emotional Isolation

now thog know.

And Knowing is half the battle.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Yes we are, but I notice that Table 3 of Plot devices still has:
15. with the author
16. with another crack pairer

I suggest that they get changed to MReav's suggestion of :Narrated by someone

and...I don't know...maybe: in a musical

When I saw those, I didn't think it meant shipped with those people, since it's in the plot device; I thought it meant as somebody just being there. Commenting or something.

I'll still change it though.

Perhaps we should rename the thread, since we've been ordered to stop shipping ourselves?

As long as we don't actually, which has been made obvious in the OP with a quote straight from the Sheriff's mouth keyboard, I think it should be found. Unless he said something and I missed it or asks later.

I will be looking through our titles though, to make sure to get rid of any questionables.

Also, since the plot I had in mind for mexInky is maybe a bit too good (hah!) to pass up, I'll probably use it in InkyxSomeone. Any suggestions?

[CoffeeIncluded]

When I saw those, I didn't think it meant shipped with those people, since it's in the plot device; I thought it meant as somebody just being there. Commenting or something.

I'll still change it though.



As long as we don't actually, which has been made obvious in the OP with a quote straight from the Sheriff's mouth keyboard, I think it should be found. Unless he said something and I missed it or asks later.

I will be looking through our titles though, to make sure to get rid of any questionables.

Also, since the plot I had in mind for mexInky is maybe a bit too good (hah!) to pass up, I'll probably use it in InkyxSomeone. Any suggestions?

Uhm...Kyrie/Overpriced Apple Kid?

(Apple pie...)

I'm in a better mood today. I actually--Get this!--aced the physics quiz!

Maybe I'll try being more daring tomorrow...

The midterm's next week though...

[Closak]

Geez Coffee, no need to be so worried.

Relax, have fun, worrying just tends to make things worse in the end.


So how's everyone doing?

[Taekwondodo]

What the... I'm away for 24 hours and you make five pages? And we get told off?

Anywho, my Ian Starshine x snarl is nearly done, should be up tomorrow. If you haven't had this thread banned by then of course. /sarcasm

[The Odor]

Sorry Tenyadda

[Meg]

I want in!!! Who do I have to kill!!!

Sheriff of Moddingham: Indeed. This is not the shipping thread, we have one of those already. If you want this one to be merged with that, continue using real people. If you want it to be locked, continue shipping minors.

I'm not so sure that this particular thread was on notice, but as a community, the shipping/fanservice/crackpairings posters are increasingly pushing the envelope into areas not appropriate for this forum. Or, alternatively, these problems (of venturing into inappropriate territory) have existed all along and been underreported due to a sort of tacit agreement among posters.

Regardless, as a community, these sex-oriented threads need to exercise some self-restraint if they want to remain safely within the Forum Rules.

We got told off for shipping each other, so no one.

[The Odor]

Coffee: We all love you. And no not that kinda love.

[Closak]

Well, i guess that technically he could kill the mods and take over the forums...

But we don't want that do we?
To much of a mess.
Especially when the trolls come out to play.

So no, there is to be no killing...Aside from the occasional random civilian *Munches on a commoner*

[The Odor]

Well, i guess that technically he could kill the mods and take over the forums...

But we don't want that do we?
To much of a mess.
Especially when the trolls come out to play.

So no, there is to be no killing...Aside from the occasional random civilian *Munches on a commoner*

Or me and all the other clerics (iam one of the crackgods.) Cast atonement on you...

[Closak]

And what would that accomplish?

I just go right back to chomping on random people.


Let's see here...hehehe

[Mystic Muse]

*Sigh* I is bored.

*Summons a very large coconut cream pie right on top of Tiamat.*

I is not so bored now.

of course, now every chromatic dragon ever is going to try and kill me........

[Closak]

*Tiamat eats the pie and starts demanding more*

Now you've done it...*Snatches a cow while no one is looking*

[Mystic Muse]

HEY! NO STEALING MY COWS

*decides to be nice and summons a 5 mile long and one mile coconute cream pie. On top of Tiamat*

[Closak]

*Tiamat gives in to gluttony and eats it all*


...Wow...Nice!

...*Snatches a horse*


Come on come on gimme some more ideas *Chomps plot bunnies*

[Eztheria]

I promised I'd post something on Wednesday, right? Well, it's still Tuesday here, but I told my referate it sucked and that I don't want to see it anymore (I already held it, but my teacher told me to overwork it... No chance.) and got to some sketch cleaning: Adult Tiasal Necromancer

Yes I'm using various synonyms over the internet. Most of them have spawned as names of my WoW characters.

[ShinyDelusion]

and...I don't know...maybe: in a musical

Yes. This must be made so.

@ShinyDelusion Do you have any idea how wierd it is to be reminded that I live so far away from the rest of you? I mean I'm stuck at GMT +2. It's 16:40 here.

Wow, that must feel incredibly weird. Glad you hang out here in spite of the (extra) weirdness!

Heheh, that's a nifty ninja, Loophole, but I agree with Sereg and Mreav that now is the worst possible time to push it, so let's stick with shipping fictional characters that we didn't invent as alternate selves.

Also, since the plot I had in mind for mexInky is maybe a bit too good (hah!) to pass up, I'll probably use it in InkyxSomeone. Any suggestions?

Let's see, is the plot based heavily around what you said about not liking to try new foods? In that case... You could go cannon with V, or popular fanon with Aandy, both of whom might have the same quirk. Characters I can see definitely probably having that quirk include: Thog (I can see him being a little kid-esque picky eater), Miko (with her I can see a "the fancier it looks, the more suspicious I should be" attitude), and Durkon (for some odd reason I can't quite put into words).

Congratulations on your quiz, CoffeeIncluded!

On topic, Dragons, on topic...

Nice sketch, Eztheria.

[Crilly]

Shiny: How did V cast Plane shift? He/she is the right level, but it is a Conjuring spell: One of V's barred schools. Otherwise, great story.

[Devixer]

I agree with everyone so far. We should seriously tone it down here, I don't want the topic locked.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh, I just got a good one:

The Order Of The Stick decides to play FATAL. (And I will keep it all as clean as I can.)

[Dusk Eclipse]

<.<....>.>

CURSE YOU WATER-SMURF
CURSE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON CRACK PAIRINGS....
CURSE YOUR / stories
They are just AWESOME.....


This is intended as a humorous congratulations on such an exelent work.
I apologize if it doesn't seems that way

[Dark_Stryke]

<.<....>.>

CURSE YOU WATER-SMURF
CURSE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON CRACK PAIRINGS....
CURSE YOUR / stories
They are just AWESOME.....


This is intended as a humorous congratulations on such an exelent work.
I apologize if it doesn't seems that way

You know, this has been a rather common reaction to Water-smurf's work. Several people have been coaxed into the thread/out of hiding (*cough*) by her writing.

[Devixer]

You know, this has been a rather common reaction to Water-smurf's work. Several people have been coaxed into the thread/out of hiding (*cough*) by her writing.

*raises hand* I was shoved into the public light of this thread by Water-smurf.