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2010-02-03, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Sorry about those dreams Coffee. If you or anyone has problem with dreams, just come to me. I practically remember all of my dreams, so I should be able to relate.
And did the wiki say anything about me?Last edited by Silverraptor; 2010-02-03 at 07:49 PM.
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2010-02-03, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Yes, actually. It does.
*chuckles evilly*
I think that Tia and Vaarsuvius are going to be much more confused about each other than Redcloak. Redcloak knows where he puts family in his life and he knows what he wants--their safety and their love. Vaarsuvius knows that she wants safety and love for her family, but she isn't sure exactly where she fits in the picture. Tiasal wants love more than anything, but she is increasingly convinced that she's impossible to love.
Hopefully, Redcloak (ironically the most stable of them) will be able to assess the situation properly and nudge V and Tiasal in the right directions.
It's true, and that's one of the fundamental differences between Redcloak and Vaarsuvius. Vaarsuvius would never allow herself to be subjugated like that, and that's part of what's so attractive to Redcloak. But because of that, she wouldn't understand why he allowed Xykon to gouge his eye out again, and may even be angry that he was being subservient when Xykon was hurting him and threatening their daughter.
That could work, although I don't think Xykon would leave that much to chance. It would have to be something that was carefully set up, while still presenting a real threat. The idea isn't so much to lecture V as it is to show her that Xykon holds all the strings; although the mental image of Xykon calmly chiding V while Tiasal is screaming in the background seems about right.
What might work better than physically restraining V from rescuing Tiasal is to present a situation where she can't rescue Tia. Xykon could then refuse to do anything until V is literally begging him to help.
And how would Vaarsuvius respond to the aftermath? It would have been proven that she is well and truly helpless while her husband is enslaved, her daughter is living with a pedophile/being apprenticed to a sociopath, and she is a tool used against both of them.
Agreed. And it would be a good first demonstration to V of how fully Xykon can order Reddy around.
Treating her as an adult is exactly what Tia wants people to do. I can't say whether or not it's what she needs, though.
I think there's going to be an equal amount confusion on both sides. However, they do have to potential to get on quite well.
Maybe this is going to lead to even more resentment from Terentius and Octavius. When they were children, Vaarsuvius was still distant and aloof. Vaarsuvius still is that way, but Redcloak's influence smoothed out the edges and the lack of Inkyrius keeps away any way to skip out on responsibility. She's going to treat Tiasal with much more obvious love and affection compared to how she treated her sons.
With any luck, maybe it'll help V with these issues. I suppose she'd be worried about showing too much affection because she remembered how awkward it made her own childhood; but with the amount of isolation that Tiasal has had growing up, any amount of genuine affection is going to be appreciated.
Would this make it easier forming a bond with V, or is it just going to leave her uncertain of where to place this new concept amidst all the confusion?
Tiasal will be caught off-guard.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-02-03, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-02-03, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-03, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
And for my first Crack Pairing.....
The Really Dangerous Trap/Belkar. Plot Device: True Love. O_o
My writing senses are tingling...The index: The original Ctrl F.
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2010-02-03, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-03, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-02-03, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I believe this is where my obligatory: 'well Coffee, we actually ARE all out to get you' comment goes. But seriously, paranoia bad. I'm sure the obje*cough* person of your affections being slow to respond isn't helping Here's to hoping things get to looking up and that you two get where you need to be!
Sangwaan in the works...big things to come in part 10, and that's not innuendo about Kubota. ...or any other character, for that matter.
V/V-gs is progressing nicely...I'm torn between how much 'wordiness' to have though. Maybe I'll write the 'unabridged' version and the 'fortress of solitude of text' version...
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2010-02-03, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
well, I got Elan and the ancient black dragon but I dont think thats possible, so instead I'll do:
Female Eye of fear and flame and Samantha?!
WTH!! I hate this generator!!! Well I'll try that, but I'm not sure how good it will be.Hey, I've found enlightenment. What have you found?
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2010-02-03, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Like the newest Miko/Snarl chapter, KnightMysterio! Keep it up!
I got some inspiration today.. both for my planned Tsukiko/Elan fic and for the second chapter of the Elven Affair... *cackles*
The plot bunnies multiply, oh yes..Last edited by gosh; 2010-02-03 at 10:09 PM.
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2010-02-04, 12:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
*Joins in the Coffee hugging*
Seriously Coffee, I certainly don't feel that way about you. I really enjoy your fics and I like you as a person.
@KnightMysterio Very good.
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2010-02-04, 01:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Coffee, I may not know you that well, but I most certainly do not view you as an annoyance. I do know how it feels to be paranoid, but in this case, it is misplaced.
I would be writing more fics, but in between school, work, my novel, my band, AND the game I'm designing, I just do not have the time. Maybe on my next extended weekend, I'll post something.
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2010-02-04, 05:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Coffee, you should speak to your DM and see if you can replace your Improved Paranoia for some other feat. It's not optimal for your build.
And, as we all know, after the *group hug* comes the *group s*...
Ahem. Never mind.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-04, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Except she's going to have to if they want to keep Tiasal safe. It going to really hurt V to have to do.
Well, I figured that he rigged it somehow. Maybe he told Tiasal to step on the ice when he knew it was thin and cast a spell beforehand when she wasn't looking so she could breathe underwater, figuring she would just instinctively hold her breath and panic for the time he needed her to?
What kind of situation would that be? One that requires magic, but how would that work?
The other possibility is of having something attack Tia - (something which has actually been put under a Charm Monster spell and told not to kill). In that situation, a V without any spells is a V completely unable to help.
And how would Vaarsuvius respond to the aftermath? It would have been proven that she is well and truly helpless while her husband is enslaved, her daughter is living with a pedophile/being apprenticed to a sociopath, and she is a tool used against both of them.
I'm not sure if she would be angry at Redcloak afterwards, horrified, terrified that he'd die, concerned, or all of the above. I mean, what do you say after that?
She's going to treat Tiasal with much more obvious love and affection compared to how she treated her sons.
Another group hug? Yay! *squeeze*Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-04 at 12:52 PM.
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2010-02-04, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I've come in in the middle of something. Said something looks awesome. Where can i read? XD
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2010-02-04, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
You mean Water-Smurf's stories? Or crack pairings in general?
The links to all the stories are in the second post. If you meant Water-Smurf's stories, just scroll down until you find all the V/Redcloak ones.
Or did you mean the group hug? *hugs*
Welcome to the Crack Pairings thread!Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-04 at 12:33 PM.
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2010-02-04, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yep, that's who i meant. Thanks. <3
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2010-02-04, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-02-04, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Welcome to the new crack-pairers.
My dog died today. I miss him.Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-04, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
DStP spoilers.
SpoilerElan: Welcome to Chateau Elán.
Hinjo: Elan, what are you doing?
Elan: Why, providing an intimate dinner for two. I know things didn’t work out between you and Lien but that’s before we realised there was another paladin for you to repopulate the species with.
Hinjo: But... me and O-Chul?
O-Chul: You don’t know much about human reproduction, I take it.
Elan: I think it has something to do with giant bees.
Hinjo: Ok. Glossing over the fact that we’re both guys, I'm pretty sure I already told you that a relationship with a member of the Sapphire Guard would be a serious breach of protocol.
O-Chul: And as it happens, I already have a boyfriend.
Elan: You do?
Hinjo: R-really?
O-Chul: Sure. And with all due respect, I prefer men who are a little more muscular than Lord Hinjo.
Hinjo: Uh... there you go then. We’re not compatible and... apparently O-Chul is already taken.
O-Chul: If I may take my leave now, Lord Hinjo, I happen to have a date with Monster-san arranged for tonight.
Hinjo: Uh, sure, sure. Go ahead.
Elan: Don’t worry, Hinjo. The third time’s the charm. I bet Thanh will be all over you.
Hinjo: *sigh* We really need to have a talk one of these days.
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2010-02-04, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-04, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-02-04 at 02:50 PM.
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2010-02-04, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Thanks guys. We knew he wasn't well but it was worse than we thought and, well, it would have been cruel to leave him.
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-02-04, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I feel your pain Taekwondodo.
I lost a dog back when i was 6.
Then about 4 years ago i lost a cat.
Not fun at all.
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2010-02-04, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-04, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-04, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Oh no! I feel very sorry about your dog dieing.
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2010-02-04, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-02-04, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-04, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Sorry about your dog.
I...I...
THEY'RE GONNA KICK ME OUT OF THE PHYSICS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!
They're gonna kick me out because THEY DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH ME ANYMORE!My webcomic!
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