Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template

[Asta Kask]

Do you like the flavor text I provided

Already incorporated.

[Zanaril]

I already looked over the thread. I think you violated several laws there.

Only several? Well, I suppose we haven't really had time to get started yet...

What makes you say that anyway? I can't see anything too bad so far.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Only several? Well, I suppose we haven't really had time to get started yet...

What makes you say that anyway? I can't see anything too bad so far.

I was teasing. Sorry.

(And I'm about to update!)

Back on topic, guys! I'm actually going to use that crazy high school more often now. Miko/Kyrie/V next!

[Zanaril]

I was teasing. Sorry.

Awww.

[Asta Kask]

Well, if it's any comfort we probably have broken some of the FFForum's rules. But apparently they don't have a sheriff to police them.

I'll look into the PrC thing tomorrow.

[Lix Lorn]

Highschool Miko? Ohboy. XD
She seems like the gotobed early, study type. XD

There are no sheriffs on FF. None.

[Draconi Redfir]

Miko? nahh. She’s the popular girl that hates everybody, and/or the girl that hangs out with the popular boys, but is hated by everyone. the popular boys only like her because she looks good :P


I think we should add some things to the prerequisites to that cracker class.

4 ranks in Knowledge (commix)

And 5 ranks in perform (imagination)

Just mah thouts :P



additionally: we could always make Xylons songs some kind of spoken-word things or something. *Shrugs*

Wonder if i could do Redcloak or Jirix :D

[Closak]

There are no sheriffs on FF. None.

Good to know

We can't party here, but over there...What?

...O_O *Gagged and bound*


Also, my next fic may be delayed a while, due to it's nature i'm going to have to restrict it to FF.Net.

Have to make an account first...

[Lix Lorn]

Ah, but you don't need comics to ship. Imagination is covered by the profession or Writer, Artist or Animator.

It'll be good to have you! ^_^

[icastflare!]

Crack Pairer PrC

"I don't know! All she did was whisper something in his ear about a lich and an ogre, and the next thing I know he's curled up in a little ball whimpering! I didn't even know it was possible to vomit things you haven't eaten yet!"

Prerequisites:
Skills: 4 rank in Profession (Writer)
Feats: Craft Disturbing Mental Image
Equipment: Computer; Internet Connection
Other: Must be literate

Something like that to begin with... thoughts?

ooooo cool! I am gonna try to see if I can incorparate that into 4E. To the Flare Cave!!

[half-halfling]

Those two stories (Water-Smurf's and Shiny's) about V's parents were awesome!
I've missed Wtaer-Smurf's birthday . Unfortunatelly I've had a busy week at the university (kind of: "Oh, I see you have almost finished your project. Prepare a presentation about it on Friday conference"). So, late Happy Birthday Water-Smurf! I've made a picture ,those are supposed to be Aula ,Tiberius, their doughter, their son-in-law and granddoughter.

[Lix Lorn]

:O
THEY'RE WEARING CLOTHES

(Shock)

[half-halfling]

:O
THEY'RE WEARING CLOTHES

(Shock)

Forum rules

[Lix Lorn]

XD
You rock for that answer.

[half-halfling]

I mean forum rules doesn't allow to draw them without clothes. But forum rules too !

[Lix Lorn]

XD
I know you meant that.

...couldn't you have made them Invisible, Like Elan?

[half-halfling]

I don't know if such effects are even possible in program I'm using (Corel Draw). Maybe black squares would be good, but I think this way it looks good too.

[Lix Lorn]

Hmm, i wonder how he does it...

[The Odor]

Hmm, i wonder how he does it...

If your talking about Elans Invisibilty trick- I can enlight you. The law of drama demanded that Haley could not see him naked untill they did it. So instead of making sure the bard dont take off his cloths (fat chances) it took the easy way out and censured reallty.
If you are talking about something else then sorry.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hmm, i wonder how he does it...

I'm not sure. If I can't figure it out, I'll just use blur or black bars. Three guesses which Murphy's Law character ends up nude, and the first two don't count.

Nice one, Half-Halfling!

Highschool Miko? Ohboy. XD
She seems like the gotobed early, study type. XD

Like me?

Actually, I did Miko/Kyrie before. Adding in V won't be too much of a stretch, especially considering the school. Take a look.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Crack Pairer PrC

"I don't know! All she did was whisper something in his ear about a lich and an ogre, and the next thing I know he's curled up in a little ball whimpering! I didn't even know it was possible to vomit things you haven't eaten yet!"

Prerequisites:
Skills: 4 rank in Profession (Writer)
Feats: Craft Disturbing Mental Image
Equipment: Computer; Internet Connection
Other: Must be literate

Something like that to begin with... thoughts?

From a D&D stand point... I don't know if it'd work that well.

First of all, only 4 ranks as a prereq? That means you take the PrC as your second level, while most PrCs can't be taken until about 5 or 6. Secondly, I don't think Craft Disturbing Mental Image has ever been statted up (if it has, ignore). And lastly, having equipment as a prerequisite is very strange. What happens if you lose access to your equipment? Do you lose all your levels in the PrC? [/overlyseverestuff]

[CoffeeIncluded]

From a D&D stand point... I don't know if it'd work that well.

First of all, only 4 ranks as a prereq? That means you take the PrC as your second level, while most PrCs can't be taken until about 5 or 6. Secondly, I don't think Craft Disturbing Mental Image has ever been statted up (if it has, ignore). And lastly, having equipment as a prerequisite is very strange. What happens if you lose access to your equipment? Do you lose all your levels in the PrC? [/overlyseverestuff]

Uhm, then how about some way to convey a message (Drawings, writing, typing, even speaking and pantomime.). Those items just provide a circumstance bonus. Is that better?

[icastflare!]

Uhm, then how about some way to convey a message (Drawings, writing, typing, even speaking and pantomime.). Those items just provide a circumstance bonus. Is that better?

hmm. Interesting theory. I am portraying the crack pairer in 4E as a magic user summoning abominations from the abyss and twisting it to heal people in the form of brain bleach. trying not to make it as modern age as possible just in case I ever decide to use it in a fantasy setting.

So mine is sorta weird and not in the modern age era.

[Kaytara]

Holy crackgods! Water-Smurf's birthday???? O.O

I can't just let that go ignored, even if I AM late. :D So happy birthday! :D

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It's quick and messy, but I was really going to head to sleep when I stopped by here, so... ^^; Hope you like it. I think you're an awesome person and I wish you all the strength you need to not let things drag you down and to become an even awesomer person. :)

By the way, I loved the last chapter of Tiasal's story. Really suspenseful there, so much conflict - especially now that Redcloak is there to counterbalance Xykon's influence with his own. His tragically brief moment of bonding with Tiasal really filled me with a sort of anxious hope and concern for how she'll develop with Xykon and Redcloak tugging on her from opposite sides. And of course, her mentally burying her family and friends at the end isn't encouraging, even if it is somewhat relieving that she did so while remembering them with love and grief and not with resentment.

I also like where the VxRC story is going. The first form of RC's forced choice between the Plan and Vaarsuvius had to come sometime and this is as good a time as any. I like it that you keep the other characters active in the story despite centering it on V and RC. It makes them feel real, as real players in this scheme, rather than just window dressing.

Okay, off to bed now. I wish you to retroactively enjoy your birthday cake. XD

[Tira-chan]

On the PrC:

Maybe throw in a Fortitude/Will requirement for the class? That's a pretty fast way to set an entry level. Plus, you need a pretty good save just to make it through the first one.

On writing:

Sadly, all crack pairing activities have been brought to a screeching halt by an unusual affliction known as OTCP. I can't think of anything to write that's not V/Spock. And the plotbunnies... they gnaw away my brain... I'm actually putting SERIOUS THOUGHT into this, ohgodmakeitstop.

[Sereg]

@Taekwondodo: "In the Arms of Morpheus" as a musical? I love it!

Yay! Kaytara's back! With art! That I can see!

Actually, I may be able to get to another computer today so I can see everything else that I usually can't.

Sadly, all crack pairing activities have been brought to a screeching halt by an unusual affliction known as OTCP. I can't think of anything to write that's not V/Spock. And the plotbunnies... they gnaw away my brain... I'm actually putting SERIOUS THOUGHT into this, ohgodmakeitstop.

Dooooooo eeeeeeeet!

[Zanaril]

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It's quick and messy, but I was really going to head to sleep when I stopped by here, so... ^^; Hope you like it. I think you're an awesome person and I wish you all the strength you need to not let things drag you down and to become an even awesomer person. :)

I love the shading.

[Bothi]

Belkar and haley... ja i know.

[Asta Kask]

Edited the CrP PrC. Removed the equipment prerequisites and Craft DMI prerequisite; added a Base Save prerequisite and Iron Will as a prerequisite.

Suggestions for powers gained - ability to make people shaken/sickened/deaf with a verbal attack? Resistance to Fear and sickened saves? Brew Brain Bleach? Brew Love Potion?

[Draconi Redfir]

on critical hits with spells (im assumeing its a spellcaster) the CrP Prc may roll a 20 sided die, if a 15 of higher is rolled, target gains an additional 1d4 vomiting damage.

CrPPrC is profficient with all martial and simple weapons

craft: brain bleach as a class skill, requires: 1 bottle of bleach, 1 memmory potion, 1 thin tube (insert directly into ear/nose!) and 50GP

brain bleach: heal 1d6 nonleathal damage, or gain 1d4 temporary hitpoints.