Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template

[CoffeeIncluded]

I don't think any of those are quite personal enough. Is there a Goblin translator? Maybe he'd use a goblin version of 'Sweetheart' or something...

Hmmm...What about Fang? Sorry, I've got homework on my mind right now...

I dropped the 'scaly goblins' thing a while ago. I'll eventually purge it from my stories, but I've got enough on my plate as it is.

So now you say goblins have no scales at all? Hm...What if they're slightly scaly in places, but not in others? Like a rat and its tail?

Otherwise, that's a playful selection. I can see them using those names if they were teasing each other.

And the squees from V's parents shall pierce the heavens...

[Zanaril]

And the squees from V's parents shall pierce the heavens...

So.. they can't watch anymore but they can still listen?

[Debatra]

Done.

I would like some comments though...

It needs to be Easter-themed.

Very Squicky, though.

[CWater]

PM me. I'll happily help you. And you can communicate what you want to say in Swedish to me.

Thanks, hope you don't need to regret that.

[Closak]

It needs to be Easter-themed.

I blame Asta Kask for that.

He told me to enter it

[Debatra]

I blame Asta Kask for that.

He told me to enter it

Easy enough to fix. You mention gluttony, so throw in some chocolate rabbits. The requirements are nicely loose.

[Lix Lorn]

Chloe couldn't do that! That would be a blatant disregarding of the rules and-
Ohwait. Neutral Evil. Sure, go ahead.

[Closak]

I removed the red text that identifies it as an entry.

Hopefully this mistake won't happen again (Sheepish grin)

[Draconi Redfir]

man i still need to work on mine, and im preity sure if i enter it on time, i wont be able to post in the next few squickies cuz its so long XD


im also not dead! wooo!

[Water-Smurf]

Hmmm...What about Fang? Sorry, I've got homework on my mind right now...

'Fang' doesn't seem to be a very cutesy name. It sounds more like a name you'd give to a dog, or maybe a minion.

So now you say goblins have no scales at all? Hm...What if they're slightly scaly in places, but not in others? Like a rat and its tail?

Now they're warm-blooded mammals. Where would they have scales?

And the squees from V's parents shall pierce the heavens...

Oh yes they shall.

[CoffeeIncluded]

'Fang' doesn't seem to be a very cutesy name. It sounds more like a name you'd give to a dog, or maybe a minion.

Yeah, you're right. I thought maybe in an ironic way. (Yeah, I'm bad at this. )

Now they're warm-blooded mammals. Where would they have scales?

Like I said, a rat's tail is scaly with short hairs growing out of it. Maybe that's what a goblin's skin is like? (Except where they would grow longer/facial hair)

Oh yes they shall.

[Water-Smurf]

Yeah, you're right. I thought maybe in an ironic way. (Yeah, I'm bad at this. )

I found a Common-to-Goblin translator.

Maar = Heart
Taar = Sweet
Kuugaan = Love

Like I said, a rat's tail is scaly with short hairs growing out of it. Maybe that's what a goblin's skin is like? (Except where they would grow longer/facial hair)

Eh, I'm too lazy to retcon them again.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I found a Common-to-Goblin translator.

Maar = Heart
Taar = Sweet
Kuugaan = Love

Oh, good.

Eh, I'm too lazy to retcon them again.

...I don't think this would take any retconning at all, actually.

[Water-Smurf]

Oh, good.

Actually, I'm not so sure if it's good. None of those exactly roll off the tongue, except maybe 'Maar'...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Actually, I'm not so sure if it's good. None of those exactly roll off the tongue, except maybe 'Maar'...

"Maartaar!"

[Water-Smurf]

"Maartaar!"

Okay, that just sounds funny.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Okay, that just sounds funny.

And then Tia just kinda stares...

[Lix Lorn]

Oh, you're scarring Tia with this now?

[Water-Smurf]

And then Tia just kinda stares...

How do you think she responds to her parents showing affection to each other?

Oh, you're scarring Tia with this now?

Totally.

[CoffeeIncluded]

How do you think she responds to her parents showing affection to each other?

I think just the "MaarTarr thing"

Totally.

*Grabs popcorn*

[Symmys]

Honestly, I like Kuugaan best. It sounds so cute!

...Did I just call a Goblin word cute-sounding?

Yes. Yes I did.

[Draconi Redfir]

i'll need to find that common-to-goblin translaitor for my bugbears :P

i agree with MaarTarr. i like the sound of that, though maby spell it a bit diffrently.


"oh martar! could you give me a hand with this?"

...ok maby not XD

they could always have a son and name him martar :P

[Sereg]

I found a Common-to-Goblin translator.

Where?! Must...see!

SorryI really, like conlangs.

I think that Maartaar works. Kuugaan could work too.

@Closak: I found it funny.

@Debatra and licoot: I'm glad that you enjoyed my work, but as I said, there's nothing stopping you from doing it as well. Of course, it's annoying that I can't see the pictures.

[Raging Gene Ray]

I found a Common-to-Goblin translator.

Maar = Heart
Taar = Sweet
Kuugaan = Love

Is there a goblin equivalent for "kawaii?" I'd love to see people using goblin words the way anime-lovers use japanese words.

[Asta Kask]

Oh, you're scarring Tia with this now?

Would they do that?

[Zanaril]

Oh, you're scarring Tia with this now?

I think she'd be more weirded out than scared.

[Asta Kask]

Oh, and what pet names do you think Redcloak and Vaarsuvius would have for each other? V's already proven to have a capacity for giving a cute name to Inky, and I can't imagine that Reddy wouldn't have something. The reasons I want these are totally innocent, I swear.

And if you believe that, she has some waterfront property she wants to sell to you...

Cucie? From "cutie" and "cucumber"?

[hihidude]

I found a Common-to-Goblin translator.

Maar = Heart
Taar = Sweet
Kuugaan = Love



Eh, I'm too lazy to retcon them again.

Thats amazing. Where did you find that? By the way, I have read all of your Redcloak/V stories. I'm also reading Pawn of the Gods. They are both really good. Yay for you. Fanmail.

[Zanaril]

And if you believe that, she has some waterfront property she wants to sell to you...

Cucie? From "cutie" and "cucumber"?

Maybe we should think up a cute-sounding name, and then work out an amusing story about how he got that pet name?

[Lix Lorn]

Zanaril is a genius.