Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Thanatos 51-50]

> ROCKET: Fondly regard crustaceans.

[Mercenary Pen]

Rocket: Submit your PhD thesis, then hit the blasted target.
MG: Head JH off at the pass- or in front of the control room.
JH: Realise you have somewhere better to be, preferably with indoor plumbing.

[Draconi Redfir]

>MG: attempt to be the other girl one more time before things get really bad

[flabort]

>BH: sign in and Ambush JH already!!

[AgentPaper]

> ROCKET: Fondly regard crustaceans.





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> SM: recall recent past.

[Ogremindes]

>Cavalry: Arrive

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: recall recent past

>BH: recall recent past

[Arcanoi]

>Rocket: Transcend. Realize that a projectile is defined neither by its payload nor its target, but rather, what it does with its fuse and proximity or impact detonation. Understand that ultimately, it is what sort of crater we leave behind and how well-regarded it is by those we truly care for that matters. Cut to mental image of that cute Bunker Buster in 4D that you never worked up the courage to ask out. Fade to black.

[chiasaur11]

>Rocket: Transcend. Realize that a projectile is defined neither by its payload nor its target, but rather, what it does with its fuse and proximity or impact detonation. Understand that ultimately, it is what sort of crater we leave behind and how well-regarded it is by those we truly care for that matters. Cut to mental image of that cute Bunker Buster in 4D that you never worked up the courage to ask out. Smash to black.

Just a little edit.

Feels a bit more... correct.

[Cute_Riolu]

No commands from me. Just a statement that that was awesome in the same manner that MSPA itself tends to be.

[Mewtarthio]

> JH: Enough games. Time to lay down some RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE!

[Draconi Redfir]

>pose as a team cuz sheat just got real

>celibrate

>GROUP HUG!

[flabort]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>Rocket: Reconect to server, unglitch

[Gamerlord]

>Rocket: Become the God of Explosives
>MG: Enter a duel with JH
>JH: Win the duel

[NotAEvilToaster]

Mg: Reveal engineer's Secondary weapon: SMGG: Super Mandril Gattling Gun

[Flickerdart]

> MG: Abuse overpowered ENGINEER update.

[Draconi Redfir]

>Gengame: Crash

[AgentPaper]

> SM: recall recent past.





You remember it like it was yesterday. Which is to say, it's all a little fuzzy despite having just happened five minutes ago. Things got pretty wild for a while there. You were fending off these weird bugs, and you had to bring this ridiculous...

But you don't have any time for flashbacks right now! You've got a battle to fight!

> JH: Enough games. Time to lay down some RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE!

[AgentPaper]

> JH: Enough games. Time to lay down some RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE!





It looks like the enemy team set this all up as an elaborate trap to ambush you. Or they got really lucky. But you can't afford to under-estimate these worthless scrubs, in any case.

Fortunately, you are not without some tricks of your own. You summon up a BILINEAR BULWARK to even the playing field. These guys don't stand a chance, even if it is three against one.

I mean, just look at this awesome stance you're in, with your cloak flapping in the wind. Well it would be if there was any wind in here, like there was when you were practicing this pose. But if there was any wind, then you would look awesome with your cloak flapping in the wind.

> MG: Set up your DISPENSER.

[BRC]

MG: Set up your DISPENSER

BH: Gain a point of SUAVE for that sneaky ambush. Maneuver into Backstabbing Position.
SM: Keep JH busy while MG moves to Backstab.

[Draconi Redfir]

>JH: begin rant about how awesome your class is so the players know what to do enemy’s may cower in fear

>MG: ask teammates if they found any CORES after totally stealing all the loot

>BH: give MG your CORES, then go into stealth mode

>SM: rush in and begin BLADE BLINDING attacks.

[Gamerlord]

>JH: SUMMON a LESSER ANGEL
>MG:GET your DISPENSER over here
>SM: EN GUARDE,JH!
>BH :HIDE.

[flabort]

SM: Just because the boss was immune, doesn't mean this guy is. Throw your sword at JH, and then throw your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE at him for good measure.

[NotAEvilToaster]

JH: Scythe Toss
BH: Action Agent Skill: Kung Fu
SM: Blade Tornado Technique.
MG: SET UP DISPENSER

[Thanatos 51-50]

JH: Open your WORSHIP WEB and switch your prayers from THANATOS to MARS. Consequences be damned.

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Set up your DISPENSER.





IT'S RIGHT THERE.

> SM: Rush in and begin BLADE BLINDING attacks.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Rush in and begin BLADE BLINDING attacks.





You dash forwards and strike at the evil magician! One strike, two strike, three strike! All...worthless. Not a single one of your attacks does any damage whatsoever, as if they were hitting a wall that they were just not strong enough to break. You can't help but feel that this must be what the Ogre in that one old movie must have felt like, when he was pounding on that little guy but couldn't hurt him because of a couple bits of shiny metal. You cheered for the little guy at the time, but now you're starting to feel some sympathy for the big guy. He wasn't evil, just misunderstood! All he wanted was a little bit of blood and gore! Is that so wrong?!

> BH: Gain a point of SUAVE for that sneaky ambush. Maneuver into Backstabbing Position.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Gain a point of SUAVE for that sneaky ambush. Maneuver into Backstabbing Position.





Way ahead of you.

> JH: SUMMON a LESSER ANGEL.

[AgentPaper]

> JH: SUMMON a LESSER ANGEL.





What do you think you're trying to pull, ordering me around? I'm not on your team so I don't take orders from you! You were going to do something cool like that, but now maybe you won't, just out of spite. Now you'll just get straight to the beatdown...

Except you don't know how to attack from this position without looking silly. There's no chance you would do something silly, being the cool-as-ice scripture-spouting badass that you are. You're like that Eli guy from that old movie. Or at least what you imagine he must have been like. You never actually watched that movie, just heard your brother going on about how cool it was.

Anyways, you'll just have to figure out something else to do that's even cooler than giving these guys a thrashing right now.

> MG: BUILD a CLOCKWORK MINION to help you out.

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: attempt to wipe away a piece of the CIRCLE with your FOOT to disrupt the shield.

>BH: toss some CORES to MG

>MG: build a CLOCKWORK MINION to help you out

>JH: ignore this order; just do your own thing.


>Everyone: WTF are you doing!? This isn’t a turn-biased game!