ITP- Battle for Alarra

[Alarra]

Duneyrr for trying to force me away from this game and into real life. I don't like real life! It's scary!

[Duneyrr]

Dangit. Well, I guess I'm in the lead, then. Come on people, I'll get the most points at this rate! Don't y'all want to win this thing?

[Zar Peter]

Haruki-kun is too slow with his comics! That's why I point at him. And certainly not because the mighty dice told me to do so (1d31=16)

[Blue Ghost]

Another beautiful day in the Playground where we call home. Blue walks through the SMBG neighborhood, greeting everyone with a cheery 'good morning', stopping briefly to save a friend from a horrible death in Kiss or Kill, then turning toward Trog's Tavern to meet Emily for lunch.
The Playground has been at peace for over a year now. But signs of another attack from Real Life has Blue somewhat worried. Though he's sure that his fellow Playgrounders can hold their own, who cannot be trusted? Mangosta71, his old enemy, at least merits some suspicion.

[Szilard]

Lady Tialait in retaliation.

[Orzel]

Random says Ramsus .

Ouch dawg

[otakuryoga]

posts 57,58,59 all pointed at the one above them but with reasoning other than "tpam"...but then Tasroth goes and breaks the chain 8(
what a real world thing to do....get him!!!

[Rogue Nine]

Eldritch Knight, since Alarra didn't point at him, SOMEONE had to.

[TFT]

otakuryoga because he isn't the person above me.

[Korias]

Zar Peter if only to avoid the Autolynch.

[Fleeing Coward]

Korias for avoiding the autolynch on day 1.

[Eldritch Knight]

Fleeing Coward

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The Fullbladder turns to his accuser. "Can I help you, Matthew?"

Blandly turning away, he surveys the surroundings. "Now, if I were as devilishly clever as I know the Fullbladder to be, I would almost wager on Alarra being evil here.

[mangosta71]

A shadowy figure turns away from a shrine to Vecna. Voices begin to speak in his head as he strides toward the doors.

"Real life."

"Responsibility."

"Order."

"The enemy."

"Blue Ghost."

[Ramsus]

I think it's a bit early to go for Alarra so Duneyrr.

[Duneyrr]

Poop. Back in the lead then, eh? Hey now, people, I'm just a little ol' playgrounder, don'tcha know!

[Qwaz]

Hmmm. Ramsus. Did you know you were the first to vote 3rd?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Duneyr while I admire his bravery, I do need Alarra to live for a few more days.

[Wizibirb]

Sanity walked in sat down and pulled out his cube.... And as the big nerd he is started to sort it by color and casting cost, he seemed completely oblivious to everything going on until Duneyrr walked backwards and knocked over a stack of recently sorted cards. Sanity sat there baffled and completely stunned... All his hard work.... He looked up with anger in his eyes.

((The dice demanded Duneyrrs head))

[Duneyrr]

Sanity walked in sat down and pulled out his cube.... And as the big nerd he is started to sort it by color and casting cost, he seemed completely oblivious to everything going on until Duneyrr walked backwards and knocked over a stack of recently sorted cards. Sanity sat there baffled and completely stunned... All his hard work.... He looked up with anger in his eyes.

((The dice demanded Duneyrrs head))

Wait, the dice decided that you would be 5th on a bandwagon? When there aren't any others? You're allowed to fudge in that circumstance (especially when you don't have anyone to answer to but yourself). Unless, of course, you're just saying that so your first day kill will seem more random and you're actually a wolf!

[Deathslayer7]

The dice say I should be 6th on the bandwagon!

Duneyrr

[Qwaz]

The dice say I should be 6th on the bandwagon!

Duneyrr

I actually laughed out loud for real. +1 internets

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Shrugging in his purple trenchcoat, the malevolent manufacturing mogul begins searching his pockets for cigarettes.

"Well, alright. We'll do things your way, folks. Might I suggest a Fullbladder Manufacturing Automatic Bed Protectinator to anyone, though? Guaranteed to keep out over twenty percent of all spooks, spectres, and real world stresses, or your money back, one size fits all. Act now, qualities are limited, I only made one."

Fullbladder's face is temporarily lit up as his lights the cigarette. Smoke curling around his head, he addresses the audience and his nay-sayers.

"What? It's a super-proto-whatchacallit. Yeah. Read about it in one of them, eh, trope magazines."

[Murska]

Okay, there's something up with this bandwagon. I was just TPAMing, basically, but it looks like a good excuse for wolves to push. Though, it is day one, they don't usually do that...

Anyway, Atreyu for now.

[Lex-Kat]

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

So for the Murska/Shadow goals. I was thinking of making them feuders - where there objective is to kill the other. But I wanted more subterfuge with it. So upon role assignment, I'd ask them both for a player name, any player in the game. Then they'd have to defend the person they picked. By defend I mean - no joining in any bandwagon or lynch for the person, and defending them when they are accussed. If they don't post a defense on their person and that person is lynched, then they die as well.

Now - since I don't want the "defender rule" to affect the person they pick - this goal needs to be hidden. Then once the decision has been made, the "defender rule" is made knowledgeable to everyone.

Obviously this doesn't effect Auto-Lynches, or is it part of their job to also PM their ward if they are about to be auto'd?

Heh - well those two names are synonymous with Epic levels of play, so yeah - preventing the autolynch should count too. Unless the player they are defending is banned....

Murska and Shadow (the players with those roles, not the players themselves) have chosen their Ward. And now you know why the role was Seer/Defender.

Also, Day is over. Narration coming soon.

[Murska]

Heh. Sounds interesting.

[Lex-Kat]

Day 1

Duneyrr is peacefully watching teevee late at night. His favorite show is on, Dorina: Princess of the Raiders.

Dorina is searching for the long lost tomb of Shabakedezar. Forgotten pharoah of the 13^th dynasty, when she stares toward the viewing audiance, squinting as to see better. You? You did it, didn't you?

Duneyrr leans forward, keenly interested.

Yes, I know it was you, Duneyrr. You are trying to take Alarra from us! Get him!!

Duneyrr looks around him, shocked. Wait, what!?

And then Dorina does the impossible, she steps out of the teevee screen, her trustee revolvers aimed at Duneyrr. She pulls the triggers, but an incredibly loud noise thunders from outside, and the whole house begins to shake, throwing them both off their feet.

Suddenly two giant d20s crash through the house, one of them crushing the princess. Duneyrr barely avoids the same fate from the other.

And then......

Duneyrr wakes up in a cold sweat. His heart is racing, his mouth dry, and his eyes dilated. He places a hand to his chest, trying to force his heart ot slow down.

He lays back onto his new Automatic Bed Protectinator. It was guaranteed to keep out all the spooks, spectres, and real world stresses.

Realizing he needs to get his money back, he quickly calls the 800 number that came iwth the bed. It said Fullbladder Manufacturing was available 24 hours a day.

After explaining what had happened, that now he was feeling very stressed out, he heard very disturbing news. Oh, you didn't read the small print, did you? I'm sorry, but what you are experiencing is unreal world stress. That's just not covered by the guarantee.

Duneyrr blinked. Blinked again. He was too stunned by this revelation. A bed he paid $900 dollars on was going to give him nightmares. Without thinking too much about it, he hung up the phone, and walked to the living room and began watching teevee.

Not really paying attention, he turned the channel automatically to his favorite teevee show, Dorina: Princess of the Raiders.

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Duneyrr slowly sinks into madness, unable to get a good nights sleep. He was an Playgrounder.

Missed 1 Day
Thufir

Missed 2 Day
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Night 1 Begins
It lasts for 24 hours.
Please Send all Night Actions to Lex-kat. Thank you.

[Duneyrr]

I love that show!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Disclaimer: Fullbladder manufactoring cannot be held accountable for any insanity, claustrophobia, or gas caused either directly or indirectly throught the use of registered Fullbladder Manufactoring products."

[Lex-Kat]

Night 1

Reinholdt was in the middle of another great game of Battlestar Galactica. He had been hoping to finally prove that he's not always a cylon, and chosen Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii.

All was looking good for the Sniper Kitteh, he had drawn a loyalty card for the Galactica. But then, it was time to draw the second loyalty card.

Reinholdt looked around to his fellow players. The first cylon hadn't been found yet. Would he join them, or would he be able to resist his natural tendency?

As he was about to draw his card, he looked at Anna, and their eyes locked. Anna was a beautiful woman he'd met at work. She had pretty green eyes, light brown long hair that fell silkily over her shoulders.

And then, she'd worn a t-shirt to work that had floored him.

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And that, was the beginning of anew friendship. But now, as he looked into Anna's eyes, he began to wonder if it couldn't be more.

Draw your card already, Rein! One of the other players said, pulling Reinholdt back into the Real World. Reinholdt blinked. Anna blushed. And then Reinholdt blinked again.

He squinted and looked past Anna, out the window. A curious look on his face. Is that a snipe......

Reinholdt never got to finish his sentence. A bullet raced through the open window, hitting him in the forehead.

For a moment, there was panic, as Reinholdt passed out and looked to be dead. Red paint had exploded from the paintball, splashing the others. Anna immediately knelt by Reinholdt's side, she couldn't lose him now. Not after she'd just found him.

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Reinholdt is Sniped, just as he was about to be dragged into the Real World. He was an Playgrounder.

Missed 1 Day
Thufir

Missed 2 Day
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Day 2 Begins
It lasts for 48 Hours.