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2011-06-25, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-06-25, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The midwest.
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Animate Dead - Ties strings to a corpse and uses it like a marionette
Animate Rope - Replaces the rope with a snake when he thinks nobody's looking
Blindness - Throws a handful of pepper
Charm Person - Five words: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Chain Lightning - Whirlwind attack with a Shocking weapon
Color Spray - Punches target in the face while holding a handful of colorful feathers
Dancing Lights - Waves around a torch
Endurance - He has this one cast and permanancied on himself several times already, of course.
False Vision - Focus: A psychoactive toad the target has to lick
Feather Fall - Somatic component: Frantically flapping his arms
Gentle Repose - Material component: a large barrel of alcohol
Hold Person/Monster: Foci: nets and ropes
Move Earth - Focus: a shovel
Nightmare - Hides and waits until the target is asleep, then jumps out screaming as loud as he can
Obscuring Mist - Spits a large mouthful of water
Passwall - Foci: a big hammer and/or mining pick
Persistent Image - Draws a picture and nails it to a wall (or just draws it on the wall)
Phantasmal Killer - He channels this one through his own body and temporarily becomes the PK himself
Polymorph (other) - Breaks the bones of whatever he casts it on until they're polymorphed into an ooze
Rope Trick - Focus: A big sack and a length of rope.
Sculpt Sound - Shouts at the top of his lungs to drown out the real sound
Shield - Stands in front of the person he's casting it on.
Slow - Breaks the targets' legs
Wall of Fire - Lights a bunch of torches and sets them on the ground
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2011-06-25, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Split Spell-Cleave
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2011-06-25, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Repeating spell: hits you again next turn.
Empower Spell: power attack
Maximize spell: leap attackMy homebrew
Official spokesman of the totemist class for gestalt (and proud supporter of parenthetical asides (especially nested ones)). Author of a gestalt handbookSpoiler
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2011-07-10, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
*bump* Oh what is this? Ah, yes... this nice and shiny diamond...
seriously though, we should start looking for feats and more spells :)
spells:
animate weapon, korg swings his weapon while claiming it moves on it's own (best used for punisment among partymembers "you deserved it, club thinks" )
Meterioite fall: take ranks in prestigeclass hulking hurler and lift and hurl giant boulders. This spell is only available to wizards with the hulking hurler prestige class ("Korg has taken presti-thingy class, Now Korg more powerful")
Pity the Fool: Korg pities the fool who challenges him, the fool (i.e. enemy) is shaken vor 1 round /caster level
Fly, swift: Korg jumps
Bull's strength: Korg Rages!
Mud to stone: Korg grabs some mud and squishes the water from it
Stone to mud: Korg spits on stone
Stone to sand: see disintegrate
Feats:
Craft wand: Korg picks up a twig and scratches is, presto: Korg has wand now, however, Only Korg can use it.
empower [metamagic]: Korg rages
Twin spell[metamagic]: Instead of once, Korg attacks twice
widen spell: whirlwind attackLast edited by Socratov; 2011-07-11 at 10:20 AM.
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2011-07-10, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Baleful Utterance: Krog tell bad joke.
Miasmic Cloud: Krog burp.
Summon Swarm: Krog open loincloth flap.
Cold Comfort: Krog hug allies.
Mask of Flesh: Krog rip enemies' faces off.
Caster's Lament: Krog listen to the lamentations of your women.
Path of Shadow: Krog hold up tower shield.
Steal Summoning: Krog perform submission hold on creature.
Hellfire Blast: Krog eat onions. Then burp.
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2011-07-10, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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2011-07-10, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Iowa City, IA
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Idk if this adds to or detracts from the awesomeness of this character concept but if you want some character development, you could take Bear Warrior ("wow, Korg has gotten WAY better at magic...."). Your teammates would have long since realized you didn't really cast magic (really, they would?) and their characters would be SHOCKED when you turn into a bear.
Importantly, I don't see this as actual magic. I've always fluffed it as getting so pissed you turn into a freaking BEAR!!!
Another option is frenzied berzerker, if you want your guy to cast greater (whatever you call ur rage). You can only cast it once per day, initially, because it is a high-level spell slot.
Apologies if any of this has been suggested, I only read the 1st two pages of the thread.
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2011-07-10, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-08-05, 02:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- under your bed
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Avatar by the amazing Savannah
doll avatar by Recaiden
I'm not a weird, odd, or unusual human. Just a shiny one.
This is what I do in my free time
Dread Pirate Roberts in the playground
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2011-09-16, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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lesser Orb of cold = Snowball fight!
lesser Orb of acid = material component acid flaskMy homebrew
Official spokesman of the totemist class for gestalt (and proud supporter of parenthetical asides (especially nested ones)). Author of a gestalt handbookSpoiler
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2011-09-16, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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TURN UNTHREAD lower case
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-09-16, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Fireball: throws torch, runs in and uses Whirlwind Attack.
There's also feat that lets you throw a weapon during a charge. I think it's called Hurling Charge...maybe from the Miniatures Handbook?
By the bye, this all sounds very familiar. Do I know you?Jude P.
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2011-09-16, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Ponyville
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2011-09-16, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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2011-09-16, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Oregon
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I feel like this could work as a Psion too.
Ego Whip?
"Thog think your mom ugly!"
Inflict Pain?
Guess.
Psionic Knock?
*Whacks head into door until it opens*Guess who's good at avatars? Thormag. That's who.
A Campaign Setting more than a year in the making, Patria!
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2011-09-16, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
This is bloody brilliant.
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2011-09-16, 10:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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Blade Barrier: Sword Chucks Yo'
It's like killing two pigs with one stone!
Anyone looking for group in Pittsburgh send me a message
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2011-09-16, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
I'm not sure where you can use it, but I think a cry of "Kame hame falcon SMASH!" should be implemented if it's possible.
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2011-09-25, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
What happens if Korg dies and reanimates himself? KORG THE LICH.
Necropolitan. One level in monk, nineteen levels in barbarian.
He now has a touch attack (unarmed strike) and a lich's paralyzing touch (Stunning Fist), as well as all the spells Korg had in life.
He'll also think that he's invincible--"What you mean, be careful? Korg has fila...fillet...Korg has magic life-box!"
May God have mercy on our souls...
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2011-09-25, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
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- Euphonistan
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2011-09-25, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Tennessee
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
This concept, sir, is the greatest I have ever seen, You have, by some miracle, won your own thread.
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2011-09-25, 10:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-09-25 at 10:30 PM.
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
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2011-09-26, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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2011-09-26, 07:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Tennessee
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2011-09-27, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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2011-09-27, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- Chicago Il
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Thread is getting a little tl/dr so forgive me if these or similar have been presented
Time stop- sits in empty room by himself
Prestidigitation- whenever he does anything not covered by another spell
I would also like to add that this thread has the best opening post ever, of all timeOriginally posted by DuncanIdaho488 "Tomb of Horrors drinking game? BRILLIANT!"
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2011-10-18, 06:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Under your bed
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2011-10-18, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- 30.2672° N, 97.7431° W
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"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2011-10-18, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard
Top 3 ways (in no particular order) to have a thread NOT get locked for Threadcomancy.
1. It is an FAQ type thread (usually gets Stickied).
2. It is a [class]-Handbook thread.
3. The thread is pure undiluted awesomeness.
That is all.