Binders are just hipster clerics

[Natael]

"What god do you worship?"
"He died like 1000 years ago, you've probably never heard of him" *sips coffee*

[Greenish]

You can has it. Not that binders necessarily worship the vestiges.

[Veyr]

Bwahaha, that's awesome.

Of course, Binders don't typically worship Vestiges nor were most of the Vestiges ever gods, but that's besides the point. That's still awesome.

[Lateral]

...And Dragonfire Adepts are sorcerers with halitosis.

[Eldan]

"Oh, you know. He's not from here, he actually lives out side the multiverse. So, yeah. He doesn't really have worshippers right now, so I let him crash in my soul, but he's totally cool."

[The Glyphstone]

It explains why Binders are by-default persecuted by major religions.

[Doc Roc]

"What god do you worship?"
"He died like 1000 years ago, you've probably never heard of him" *sips coffee*

You have gained one Spirit Cookie, good for a small favor from the penny dreadful team.

[Natael]

You have gained one Spirit Cookie, good for a small favor from the penny dreadful team.

Not familiar with them

[Kalaska'Agathas]

"I bound Zcerryll before he sold out."

"Wow, really? That's pretty cool I guess. Me, I bound Naberius before he teamed up with the Triad."

[Eldan]

"No, see, Orcus is totally lame. I'm binding Tenebrous, who split off before Orcus sold out, after that catastrophe with The Last Word."

[Ravens_cry]

And Paladins are Clerics who flunked and are on probation.

[The-Mage-King]

You sir, have just obtained one Minor Favor from The Mage King. Appriciate it.

[Telonius]

"Yeah, that Hellfire Warlock over there makes like he understands the vestiges. But we were binding Eligor before he ever even heard of an Eldritch Blast. Poser."

[Eldan]

My next binder will totally wear hipster glasses and have a single rank in perform: guitar.

[Ranos]

Not familiar with them

You wouldn't have, they're like, totally underground.

[Darth Stabber]

Incarnates are binders who can't commit.

[Eldan]

My next binder will totally wear hipster glasses and have a single rank in perform: guitar.

[Eldan]

Apparently. As a non-American, non-fashion interested, non-music listening shut-in, I'm still not entirely sure what Hipsters are, but all the webcomics seem to be making jokes about them, lately.

[Doc Roc]

You wouldn't have, they're like, totally underground.

But we've definitely got our first gig coming up sometime pretty soon. Just definitely.

[Natael]

Apparently. As a non-American, non-fashion interested, non-music listening shut-in, I'm still not entirely sure what Hipsters are, but all the webcomics seem to be making jokes about them, lately.

They're kind of like beatniks that sit around in starbucks and use apple products.

[Alleine]

oh god, I am SO going to play one of those now. It's gonna be awesome.
Thank you, good sir.

[Mando Knight]

...as an old f@rt who doesn't much follow trends, is it now official - that as Emos replaced Goths as the butt of jokes, now Hipsters have supplanted Emos?

They're in cool jokes. You probably never heard of them.

Hipsters were making hipster jokes before it was cool.

[SaintRidley]

And Paladins are Clerics who flunked and are on probation.

Nah, they're just the football team.


How about necromancers? They're just trying to stay trendy, is all.

Hipster guy: "So, yeah, The Ghouls are totally underground. You probably haven't heard of them."
Necromancer: "Create Undead" Makes ghouls.
Hipster guy: "Man, who listens to The Ghouls? They sold out, like, ages ago."
Necromancer:

[cfalcon]

Posting in epic threat ;)

[Ravens_cry]

But we've definitely got our first gig coming up sometime pretty soon. Just definitely.

Sell out.

[Eldan]

Yeah, man. I liked Legends Tracks when they were, like, new. But now, they want to actually publish them.

[BIGMamaSloth]

Oh god, you bound Orthos? Everybody binds orthos, I more into the Indie vestiges.


P.s. This thread is the most bestest awesomest thing.

[Eldan]

Are Indie Vestiges The Demented One's homebrew ones? Because they are genuinely awesome.

[BIGMamaSloth]

Ive never heard of them, so probably.

[Morph Bark]

The only thing I never got about hipster jokes was why they use Apple products and go to Starbucks. That's way too mainstream.