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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreaz View Post
    Stunts 1 and 2 do not account for "quality". 1-dies are stunts where you describe your action better than "I hit it". 2-dies are stunts where you do it better than "i hit it" and use or somehow edit the environment.
    They are supposed to be spammable and easy. Only 3s are hard to get.
    If you're going to go by the book, at least actually go by the book.

    1 Dies ARE just describing it better than "I punch it", but 2 Dies are just have to do that and use the environment to your advantage.

    By the core rulebook, all you need to do to get a 3 Die stunt is change the environment somehow in the action of punching a dude in the face. Otherwise known as "being a Solar Hero Stylist."

    But all of this ignores the most important rule in Exalted: If you don't like how the rules work in a situation, change them. When I'm ST, if my players don't mildly impress either the group or me with their stunt, they're not getting anything above a 1-die.
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    Sorry for crappy quality, picture was taken from a video.. Each of these gray things is supposed to be a soldier with all his abilities enchanced beyoned human capabilities.

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    Sorry for crappy quality, picture was taken from a video.. Each of these gray things is supposed to be a soldier with all his abilities enchanced beyoned human capabilities.
    So people know what you mean...

    Here's a video of the ability in question.

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    So people know what you mean...

    Here's a video of the ability in question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gettles View Post
    I've heard for a while that Fate/Zero Rider was awesome. But damn.


    The King of Conquerors is indeed awesome.


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    The King of Conquerors is indeed awesome.
    Yes. Though you must admit, Berserker is a bit more awesome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reynard View Post
    If you're going to go by the book, at least actually go by the book.
    I am. Only 2s demand environment usage. Swinging from a rope, jumping on the enemy's weapon as you dodge it, saying "just as planned" really hard as you hump your enemy's mistress, pulling a torch out of its frame on the wall to parry the incoming knives.
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    Two-die stunts require that the character interact with the environment in some notable fashion, taking advantage of the scenery. This can be the physical environment or things the character knows, like an enemy's phobias or a lover's favorite flower. The player gets two bonus dice and may perform limited dramatic editing.
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    I have a new challenge for the next week:

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    Find a picture that is kind of related to some oddity of a fictional setting and add the words to it.

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    You mean it's odd to sit outside on a winter's day?
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    Why yes, that is a samurai instructing a shaman with dreadlocks into shooting an energy-ballista at the gigantic praying mantis.
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    But is there a joke to them?

    (Except that Svalbard is a real place.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreaz View Post
    I am. Only 2s demand environment usage. Swinging from a rope, jumping on the enemy's weapon as you dodge it, saying "just as planned" really hard as you hump your enemy's mistress, pulling a torch out of its frame on the wall to parry the incoming knives.
    "Interact with the environment in a meaningful way" is different from "I push myself off the ground. Oh, and it's wet and made of rocks".

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    But is there a joke to them?
    Going off of what you said earlier…

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    Find a picture that is kind of related to some oddity of a fictional setting and add the words to it.
    Narnia: Bears pulling sled, invisible reigns, etc…
    Moria: Mystical glowing door that only appears in moonlight, giant tentacled beast that lives in a VERY small lake (and yet can still somehow survive)
    Alternate-world Svalbard (from His Dark Materials series): Armored bears, intelligent bears, "civilized" bears that can talk and craft armor out of scrap metal…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    "Interact with the environment in a meaningful way" is different from "I push myself off the ground. Oh, and it's wet and made of rocks".
    Yeah, sure, I never implied meaninglessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gettles View Post
    I've heard for a while that Fate/Zero Rider was awesome. But damn.


    What is the point of horngeek's spoiler alert for the video if you are going to spoil it anyways?

    Yes, as crazy as it sounds there are some people who haven't finished watching Fate/Zero (I am barely 5 episodes into the series)

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    It is really a spoiler? Saying a character is awesome doesn't really tell you much.
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    It is really a spoiler? Saying a character is awesome doesn't really tell you much.
    Yep. You could say MacGyver's awesome. But you could also say Asura's Wrath is awesome. The two are completely different, and the only thing they share in common is amazing feats of skill. It doesn't give any spoilers, other than the fact that someone thinks it's good.

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    I should have multiquoted the whole thing, the original demot poster said that someone could summon and enhance a complete army, then horngeek said it was a fate/zero image and since I am currently watching it I didn't click the youtube link to see what it was about for fear of spoilering myself out of what I hope/assume is an awesome battle.

    But then Gettles said it was Rider so it was a spoiler for me. In anycase I overacted a bit, so I am sorry if anyone was offended by that post.
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    According to TypeMoon it's his character alignment. Everything I saw to him, especially from recent episode, makes me quite confused at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    Going off of what you said earlier…

    Narnia: Bears pulling sled, invisible reigns, etc…
    Moria: Mystical glowing door that only appears in moonlight, giant tentacled beast that lives in a VERY small lake (and yet can still somehow survive)
    Alternate-world Svalbard (from His Dark Materials series): Armored bears, intelligent bears, "civilized" bears that can talk and craft armor out of scrap metal…
    A well. Obviously there's no doing it wrong with such things. And I notice I did not mention that I meant using pictures that do not show the world in question itself, but something different that is "just like in X".
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